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@ -18845,9 +18845,6 @@ stop hacking and fall in love!
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
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taught how ___not to. So it is with the great programmers.
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Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had
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to be taught how not to. So it is with the great programmers.
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@ -22347,13 +22344,6 @@ Gray's Law of Programming:
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Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
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'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks.
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Gray's Law of Programming:
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`_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
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time as `_n' tasks.
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Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
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`_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
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Great acts are made up of small deeds.
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-- Lao Tsu
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SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
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-- Walt Kelley
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HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
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SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains.
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-- Walt Kelley
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He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
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-- S. Wright
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@ -27862,10 +27848,6 @@ is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut.
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If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.
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-- William Blake
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If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1
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passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
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-- T. Cheatham
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If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler,
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there will be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
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-- T. Cheatham
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@ -30170,9 +30152,6 @@ I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is
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I'm rated PG-34!!
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"I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL
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soon ..."
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I'm really enjoying not talking to you...
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Let's not talk again REAL soon...
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@ -46788,16 +46767,6 @@ bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't
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communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!
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-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
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Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently
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these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people
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to communicate with the people they love; Husbands and wives who can't
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communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so
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on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real
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life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't
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communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very _____least
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he can do is to Shut Up!
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-- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
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Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's
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on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
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please use the program "________randchar". This program generates random
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characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
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something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
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more profound than THIS program has ever been.
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This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate
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need, please use the program "randchar". This program generates
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random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come
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@ -58043,9 +58006,6 @@ We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
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-- Walter Summers
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We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
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hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
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We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't
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understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!
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