Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

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 We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
 then things get worse.
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+Angel:	We need you to distract the vampires.
+Buffy:	Right.
+Xander:	What are you going to do?
+Buffy:	I'm going to kill them all.  (Walking away)
+	That oughta distract them.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
+		   Season 2, Episode 1
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+Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
+Xander:	  I'm seventeen.  Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+		   Season 2, Episode 14
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+Oz:	So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
+Willow:	Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
+		   Season 2, Episode 14
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+Giles:	 What do you want?
+Angelus: I want to torture you.  I used to love it, it's been a long time.
+	 I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
+	 chain saws.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
+		   Season 2, Episode 22
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+Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
+save the world from unspeakable demons.  You know, I want to do girlie
+stuff.
+		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
+		   Season 3, Episode 3
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+The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
+	even conceive.  The first evil.  Beyond sin, beyond death.
+	I am the thing the darkness fears.  You'll never see me but I
+	am everywhere.  Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
+Buffy:	Alright I get it, you're evil.  Do we have to chat about it all day?
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
+		   Season 3, Episode 10
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+Faith:	Tell me you don't get off on this!
+Buffy:	It didn't suck.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+		   Season 3, Episode 14
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+Wesley:	I have in fact faced two vampires myself.  Under controlled
+	circumstances of course.
+Giles:	No danger of finding those here.
+Wesley:	Vampires?
+Giles:	Controlled circumstances.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
+		   Season 3, Episode 14
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+For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish.  I brought ruin
+to the heads of unfaithful men.  I brought forth destruction and chaos
+for the pleasure of the lower beings.  I was feared and worshiped across
+the mortal globe.  And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High.  A mortal.
+A child ...  and I'm flunking math.
+		-- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
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+In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
+		-- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
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+Buffy:	It was exactly you Will, every detail.  Except for your not being
+	a dominatrix, as far as we know.
+Willow:	Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
+Xander:	Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
+Buffy:	Oh yeah.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
+		   Season 3, Episode 16
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+Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
+busy with their own.
+		-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
+		   Season 3, Episode 18
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+Anya:	Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
+	at my breasts.
+Xander:	Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
+	his eyes are open.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+		   Season 3, Episode 20
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+Buffy:	No!  You guys are gonna have a prom.  The kind of prom that
+	everyone should have.  I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
+	normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
+	face of the earth to do it!
+Xander:	Yay.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
+		   Season 3, Episode 20
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+Oz:	Guys, take a moment to deal with this.  We survived.
+Buffy:	It was a hell of a battle.
+Oz:	Not the battle.  High School.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
+		   Season 3, Episode 22
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+Buffy:	How do you get to be renowned?  I mean like, do you have to be
+	nowned first?
+Willow:	Yes.  First there is the painful nowning process.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+		   Season 1, Episode 1
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+Xander:	Let me tell you something.  When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
+	and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever.  I always think,
+	"What would Buffy do?" You're my hero.  Ok, sometimes when it's
+	dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
+Buffy:	Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
+Xander:	It's a deal.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
+		   Season 1, Episode 1
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+Buffy:	Am I repulsive?  If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
+	tell me right?
+Willow:	I'm your friend.  I would call you repulsive in a second.
+		-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
+		   Season 1, Episode 3
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