diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 39c9759d3d2d..290ce23d0e34 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -30023,27 +30023,6 @@ I take her in my arms and then
 Me tell her I never leave again
 		-- The real words to The Kingsmen's classic "Louie Louie"
 %
-Louie, Louie, me gotta go
-Louie, Louie, me gotta go
-
-Fine little girl she waits for me
-Me catch the ship for cross the sea
-Me sail the ship all alone
-Me never thinks me make it home
-	[chorus]
-
-Three nights and days me sail the sea
-Me think of girl constantly
-On the ship I dream she there
-I smell the rose in her hair
-	[chorus; guitar solo]
-
-Me see Jamaica moon above
-It won't be long, me see my love
-I take her in my arms and then
-Me tell her I never leave again
-		-- the real words to "Louie Louie"
-%
 LOVE:
 	I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
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@@ -31556,9 +31535,6 @@ Moore's Constant:
 	Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
 	does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
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-MOPHOBIA:
-	Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
-%
 mophobia, n:
 	Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
 %
@@ -33192,7 +33168,7 @@ for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of
 their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old.
 		-- Lewis Lapham
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-Nobody takes a bribe.  Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold our
+Nobody takes a bribe.  Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
 your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
 different.
 		-- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.