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@@ -4189,6 +4189,13 @@ like.
 phone calls taper off."
 		-- Johnny Carson
 %
+For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model
+a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do.
+Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start
+religions.
+
+		-- Brian McGroarty <bvmcg@yahoo.com>
+%
 For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
 I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
 But now I think a thought that brings me hope: