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This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
This commit is contained in:
Tim Vanderhoek 2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
parent 1c30cbf7fc
commit 39758512e0
3 changed files with 2407 additions and 5 deletions
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# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
# $FreeBSD$
FILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy
BLDS= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
FILES= fortunes fortunes2 murphy startrek zippy
BLDS= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat murphy.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat
# Pass all new entries by ${MAINTAINER} to preserve some semblance of
@ -14,8 +14,8 @@ MAINTAINER= jkh
# THREE LINES AND UNCOMMENT THE FOURTH LINE.
# THE THREE LINES:
FILES+= fortunes2-o limerick
BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat
FILES+= fortunes2-o limerick murphy-o
BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat murphy-o.dat
TYPE= real
# THE FOURTH LINE:
@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ beforeinstall:
${INSTALL} ${COPY} -o ${BINOWN} -g ${BINGRP} -m ${NOBINMODE} ${BLDS} \
${DESTDIR}${SHAREDIR}/games/fortune
.for f in fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o limerick startrek zippy
.for f in fortunes fortunes2 fortunes2-o limerick murphy murphy-o startrek zippy
$f.dat: $f
PATH=$$PATH:/usr/games:${.OBJDIR}/../strfile \
strfile -Crs ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}

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%%$FreeBSD$
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
%
When you're up to your nose in shit,
be sure to keep your mouth shut.
%
One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
one dam thing after another.
%
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
%
Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be
right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.
%
All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
happen or it won't.
This is especially true when dealing with women.
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
%
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
%
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
healthy and wealthy and dead.