From 40276eb1ea6ff5d158df235baf7fcaa75c4bd5a1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Daniel C. Sobral" Date: Sat, 9 Nov 2002 22:22:52 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how long certain people take to return books...). Still more to go. --- games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick | 72 +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 72 insertions(+) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick index e069cbbc7619..abd66eba8786 100755 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick @@ -44,3 +44,75 @@ and humanity ought to be grateful. From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was a young lady named Susie, +Who everyone thought was a floozy. + She liked boy scout troops + and Shriners, in groups; +"What the hell?" She replied. "I'm not choosy." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A fellow who lived in West Perkin +was always a-jerkin' his gherkin. + Said he, "It's not fickle + to play with my pickle. +At least my gherkin's a workin'." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A proctologist name of McGee +once bent over double to see + an eyeball of glass + he had shoved up his ass, +"--- so I can see one that looks back at me." + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +Bart has a singular penis +for his wife who is built like a Venus. + He awoke with a fright + last Saturday night: +"Hey! Something is coming between us!" + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lady who lives in New Delhi +has habits disgusting and smelhi. + She likes to eat feces + of various species. +(The recipe is tattooed or her belhi.) + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A daisy chain isn't a riddle. +just some folks who are happy to fiddle, + by twos and by threes, + on their backs or their knees, +and it's fun getting caught in the middle! + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +A lad with a marvelous bend +has no need of a lover or friend. + What he does to himself + would fill up a shelf, +but alas, he has come to his end. + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author. +% +There was an old witch, name of Jessie +whose crotch was all smelly and messie. + She enjoyed a good squirm + with an alien worm +-- and got stains all over her dressie! + +From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all +rights reserved, used with permission of the author.