diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 8ffcac7e4a95..12194704a9e6 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -1055,6 +1055,10 @@ Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything.  They had no vital
 lies."
 		-- Edith Hamilton, "The Greek Way"
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+"I've got my ANSI C Reference book right here but it doesn't say anything
+about getting raped in the ass as part of the official C language (maybe
+I should get a C++ reference manual)" -- Deuce, Jerk City
+%
 "I've had one child.  My husband wants to have another.  I'd like to
 watch him have another."
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