diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 799d0f3057c8..88623c93d9c9 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -40287,10 +40287,10 @@ A:	Hot cross bunnies!
 Q:	What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
 A:	Not enough sand.
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-Q:	What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
+Q:	What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
 A:	She goes home.
 
-Q:	Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
+Q:	Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
 A:	To keep her neck warm.
 
 Q:	How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?