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Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o

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Eivind Eklund 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
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games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
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@ -609,9 +609,6 @@ get a bigger hammer.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,
it will work perfectly.
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Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
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An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist!
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@ -651,8 +648,6 @@ and only a fool will use it.
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Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
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It's always the wrong time of the month.
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In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level
of incompetence, and then remains there.
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games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o
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@ -24,3 +24,8 @@ Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
healthy and wealthy and dead.
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Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
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It's always the wrong time of the month.