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@ -11883,6 +11883,26 @@ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED
(11) Avoid blue food.
-- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet"
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RY RY
RY WELCOME TO THE BABBAGE ANALYTICAL TIMESHARING SERVICE RY
RY * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * RY
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RY PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INTEGRATOR IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE RY
RY DUE TO THE WEEKLY GREASING SCHEDULE. WOULD ALL USERS KINDLY RY
RY RETURN ANY UNUSED PLUGBOARDS, AS THE PROGRAMMING TEAM ARE RY
RY RUNNING LOW. DIVISION UNIT 3 WILL BE OUT OF ACTION UNTIL RY
RY THURSDAY DUE TO EMERGENCY COG REPLACEMENT - PLEASE ENSURE RY
RY THAT YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO AS RY
RY THIS CAN CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE (INCLUDING SHAFT BREAKAGES). RY
RY RY
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SYSTEM READY.
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-- Chris Suslowicz
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority