From 8c8cab7f3e6093a0f084f282a9fdba6093423c34 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jhb Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 22:13:53 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh. --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 13 +++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index b3400bed9fae..393b6185d8b2 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -12186,6 +12186,19 @@ of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" % +The answer is that libdialog, the library on which sysinstall depends +for these menus, is genuinely evil. It is the unloved, satanic +bastard child of multiple parents and torturing users like yourself +constitutes the only joy in life it has left. Its source files are +all chmod'd 0666 and dire README files warn against trespass by +neophyte programmers. It is the 7th gate of Hell. It makes the baby +Jesus cry. Were libdialog given anthropomorphic representation, it +would be promptly burnt at the stake and its ashes scattered in the +desert, to be then doused with holy water from altitude by +fire-fighting aircraft. + + -- Jordan K. Hubbard on the evils of libdialog +% The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.