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Trim some obnoxious warlording.

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@ -39,19 +39,6 @@ us.
p.s. We also want to commend you for your unusual pose. Were you
wounded in the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?
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FROM THE DESK OF
Dorothy Gale
@ -100,23 +87,6 @@ the damage. Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
either. If you need some help, give us a call.
-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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___====-_ _-====___
_--~~~#####// ' ` \\#####~~~--_
-~##########// ( ) \\##########~-_
-############// |\^^/| \\############-
_~############// (O||O) \\############~_
~#############(( \\// ))#############~
-###############\\ (oo) //###############-
-#################\\ / `' \ //#################-
-###################\\/ () \//###################-
_#/|##########/\######( (()) )######/\##########|\#_
|/ |#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##| \()/ |##/\#/ \/\#/\#/\#| \|
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` ` ` ` / | |()| | \ ' '<||> '
( | |()| | )\ /|/
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(vvv(vvvv)(vvvv)vvv)______|/
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-- Gifts for Children --
@ -334,32 +304,6 @@ Road salting employs thousands of persons directly, and millions more
indirectly, for example, salt miners and rustproofers. Most important,
salting reduces the life spans of cars, thus stimulating the car and
steel industries.
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( /\__________/\ )
\(^ @___..___@ ^)/
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( /( )\ )
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(V)(V)(V) (V)(V)(V)
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-############// :\^^/: \\############-
_~############// (@::@) \\############~_
~#############(( \\// ))#############~
-###############\\ (^^) //###############-
-#################\\ / "" \ //#################-
-###################\\/ \//###################-
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:/ :#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##\ : : /##/\#/ \/\#/\#/\#: \:
" :/ V V " V \#\: : : :/#/ V " V V \: "
" " " " \ : : : : / " " " "
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Has your family tried 'em?
@ -5651,23 +5595,6 @@ you are young.
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
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| | // __|_| ( --------- ) //// ______ /////\ \\
// | ( \ ______ / <<<< <>-----<<<<< / \\
// ( ) / / \` \__ \\
//-------------------------------------------------------------\\
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels
start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and
then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the
@ -31491,26 +31418,6 @@ It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
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In Ellen's house it is warm and toasty while fuzzies play in the snow outside.
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IOT trap -- core dumped
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IOT trap -- mos dumped
@ -45024,25 +44931,6 @@ He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight.
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
-- Arlo Guthrie, "The Pause of Mr. Claus"
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SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE
MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A HAPPY YEAR!
\__\_ :. ___/
..\ /--
:.______ : .:* : . _ .: :.. . : . . : ()_ .:
(( \. :./(__ :._O_)________:______,____:____/ *\_o
====(( \: (****) (***) :. ...: .. . ()_______/\\ __-'
\____(( \ ()oo()_/ /.: : ..________/_____ll -/.: ..
( (( \(())))__/ . .. \\.: ..( ) ll ( l_.:
( / (( \__*__)___:___ : : )) .) /--------\ \ \
( / ((_____________) .. // . / / /..:: . )_)_\
(____/_____________________\__// : /_/_/ :.. :/_/ \_\
/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Satellite Safety Tip #14: