Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of

small typo fixes.  Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes.  No meanings
have been changed.

games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real

@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ A mathematician named Hall
 Has a hexahedronical ball,
 	And the cube of its weight
 	Times his pecker's, plus eight
-Is his phone number -- give him a call..
+Is his phone number -- give him a call.
 %
 "A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a
 good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious
@@ -180,7 +180,7 @@ very selfhood revealed."
 	And Jesus replied, "What?"
 %
 ... And then there's the guy who bought 20,000 bras, cut them in half,
-and sold 40,000 yamalchas with chin straps ...
+and sold 40,000 yamalchas with chin straps....
 %
 Anxiety, n.:
 	The first time you can't do it a second time.
@@ -322,7 +322,7 @@ G's Third Law:
 is composed of only two basic substances: magic and bullshit.
 
 H's Dictum:
-	There is no magic ...
+	There is no magic....
 %
 Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to
 fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the
@@ -395,7 +395,7 @@ Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
 
 		... Seats 500.
 %
-Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow a Penis"
+Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow a Penis"?
 %
 Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
 %
@@ -548,7 +548,7 @@ I knew that Santa would never lie.
 %
 "God is big, so don't fuck with him."
 %
-God isn't dead -- he's been busted
+God isn't dead -- he's been busted.
 %
 God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
 %
@@ -567,7 +567,7 @@ still talking about it."
 %
 Good day for water sports.  Take a bath with a friend.
 %
-Grain grows best in shit
+Grain grows best in shit.
 		-- Ursula K. LeGuin
 %
 Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.
@@ -588,7 +588,7 @@ Haggis, n.:
 considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
 consumption.  The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or
 other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled
-in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...
+in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
 %
 Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is
 to mathematics, in that it involves selective breeding.  The principal
@@ -636,7 +636,7 @@ Choir Invincible!  HE'S FUCKING SNUFFED IT!  Vis-a-vi his metabolic
 processes is head is lost.  All statements concerning this parrot is no
 longer a going concern, after from now on, Inoperative...
 
-		THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
+		THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
 %
 Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest
 in a yak.
@@ -680,7 +680,7 @@ government, and more recently the heart and brain (the backbone was
 gone some time ago).  All we seem to have left now is muscle.  We'll be
 lucky to escape with our skins!"
 %
-Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole
+Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole.
 		-- John Valby
 %
 Hugh Hefner is a virgin.
@@ -691,7 +691,7 @@ I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it
 once was ... an arctic wilderness
 		-- Steve Martin
 %
-I came; I saw; I fucked up
+I came; I saw; I fucked up.
 %
 I have a funny daddy
 Who goes in and out with me
@@ -711,7 +711,7 @@ In a long distance telephone booth.
 	Of an ideal connection
 Even if somewhat uncouth.
 %
-"I own my own body, but I share"
+"I own my own body, but I share."
 %
 I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as
 Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
@@ -882,7 +882,7 @@ Incest, n.:
 	Sibling revelry.
 %
 "Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
-someone writes `bible thumpers?'
+someone writes `bible thumpers?'"
 		-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
 %
 It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be
@@ -899,7 +899,7 @@ lies."
 %
 Jesus died for your sins.  Make it worth his time.
 %
-"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
+"Jesus saves... but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
 		-- Daniel Hinojosa
 %
 Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.
@@ -941,7 +941,7 @@ neck.
 Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's
 hard you get fucked.
 %
-Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it) ...
+Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it)....
 %
 Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola.  What ain't
 fruits and nuts is flakes.
@@ -1140,7 +1140,7 @@ People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world
 citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
 		-- Norman Cousins
 %
-Physicists do it with charm
+Physicists do it with charm.
 %
 Politicians do it to everyone.
 %
@@ -1159,9 +1159,9 @@ Q:  How do you play religious roulette?
 A:  You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck
     by lightning first.
 %
-Q:  How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your
+Q:  How do you tell if an elephant has been making love in your
     backyard?
-A:  If all your trashcan liners are missing ...
+A:  If all your trashcan liners are missing....
 %
 Q:  How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
     or an airline stewardess?
@@ -1194,7 +1194,7 @@ Q:  What is "SMOORPLAY"?
 A:  It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
 %
 Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
-A:  A cheese grater
+A:  A cheese grater.
 %
 Q:  What's Jewish foreplay?
 A:  Two hours of begging.
@@ -1223,7 +1223,7 @@ for farting at a friend.
 		-- Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure &
 		   Preposterous Words
 %
-Reagan can't _a_c_t either
+Reagan can't _a_c_t, either.
 %
 Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls?  Only
 sissies liked girls?  What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's
@@ -1264,7 +1264,7 @@ Said a horny young girl from Milpitas,
 "My favorite sport is coitus."
 	But a fullback from State
 	Made her period late,
-And now she has athlete's fetus
+And now she has athlete's fetus.
 %
 Said a swinging young chick named Lyth
 Whose virtue was largely a myth,
@@ -1280,7 +1280,7 @@ Let _P be a constant persuasion;
 
 "Let _V over _P be inverted
 With the square root of _M_u inserted
-	_N times into _V ...
+	_N times into _V....
 	The result, Q.E.D.,
 Is a relative!"  Einstein asserted.
 %
@@ -1450,12 +1450,12 @@ and I can wash it as fast as I want!"
         The Split-Atom Blues
 
 Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,
-    Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ...
+    Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline....
 But if you split those atoms fine,
     Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!
 
 Gimme zits, take my dough,
-    Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll ...
+    Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll....
 Call the devil and sell my soul,
     But Mama keep dem atoms whole!
 		-- Milo Bloom, "Bloom County"
@@ -1472,7 +1472,7 @@ its own experience belies.  Of course, even two blind men can do
 enormous damage to each other, not to speak of the room.
 		-- Henry Kissinger
 %
-The United States Army;
+The United States Army:
 194 years of proud service,
 unhampered by progress.
 %
@@ -1480,7 +1480,7 @@ The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to
 everybody and still nobody likes him.
 		-- Jim Samuels
 %
-"The voters have spoken, the bastards ..."
+"The voters have spoken, the bastards...."
 %
 "The whole world is about three drinks behind."
 		-- Humphrey Bogart
@@ -1525,7 +1525,7 @@ oppressive.  They are revolutions against feudalism.  [1952]
 %
 There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
 %
-"There is a God, but He drinks"
+"There is a God, but He drinks."
 		-- Blore
 %
 There once was a couple named Kelley,
@@ -1534,17 +1534,17 @@ Who lived their life belly to belly.
 	They used Library Paste,
 Instead of Petroleum Jelly.
 %
-There once was a fiesty young terrier
+There once was a feisty young terrier
 Who liked to bite girls on the derriere.
 	He'd yip and he'd yap,
-	Then leap up and snap;
+	Then leap up and snap,
 And the fairer the derriere the merrier.
 %
 There once was a freshman named Lin,
 Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
 	A virgin named Joan
 	From a bible belt home,
-Said "This won't be much of a sin."
+Said, "This won't be much of a sin."
 %
 There once was a hacker named Ken
 Who inherited truckloads of Yen
@@ -1632,7 +1632,7 @@ There was a young lad name of Durcan
 Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
 	His father said, "Durcan!
 	Stop jerkin' your gherkin!
-Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
+Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'."
 %
 There was a young lady from Maine
 Who claimed she had men on her brain.
@@ -1661,13 +1661,13 @@ Who said she thought fucking a bliss,
 There was a young lady of Norway
 Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
 	She said to her beau
-	"Just look at me Joe
+	"Just look at me, Joe;
 I think I've discovered one more way."
 %
 There was a young man from Bel-Aire
 Who was screwing his girl on the stair,
-	But the banister broke
-	So he doubled his stroke
+	But the banister broke,
+	So he doubled his stroke,
 And finished her off in mid-air.
 %
 There was a young man named Crockett
@@ -1688,7 +1688,7 @@ Who wanted to bugger the swans.
 	Said, "Pray take my daughter!
 Those birds are reserved for the dons."
 %
-There was a young whore from kaloo
+There was a young whore from Kaloo
 Who filled her vagina with glue.
 	She said with a grin,
 	"If they pay to get in,
@@ -1702,7 +1702,7 @@ Whose prick was remarkably short.
 %
 There was an old pirate named Bates
 Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
-	He fell on his cutlass
+	He fell on his cutlass,
 	Which rendered him nutless
 And practically useless on dates.
 %
@@ -1817,7 +1817,7 @@ or DMT.  "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
 noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
 		-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
 %
-Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"
+Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat."
 %
 Vidi, vici, veni.
 (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
@@ -1971,7 +1971,7 @@ no-no, you:
 (b) Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize
     to the one who makes his nose bleed first.
 
-(c) Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up,
+(c) Drop your napkin on the floor, and when you bend over to pick it up,
     blow your nose on your sock.
 %
 You better believe that marijuana can cause castration.  Just suppose
@@ -2019,7 +2019,7 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently."
 %
 	... But among the children of the Great Society there were
 those whose skins were black.  And lo!  Their portion was niggardly,
-and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ...
+and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat....
 	Now it came to pass that a prophet rose up amongst them, and
 they called him King.  And he went unto Pharaoh and said, "Let my
 people go to the front of the bus."