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Fix a few small typos, and remove one duplicate.

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I'm intentionally not sorting this file since it won't be added to.
(Although, if it were sorted the duplicate would have been easier to see.)

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Doug Barton 2007-12-31 18:38:32 +00:00
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@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
I have written some limericks quite fateful,
malicious and vicious and hateful;
but I've torn up the jokes
that will sicken most folks,
that would sicken most folks,
and humanity ought to be grateful.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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There was a young lady quite tearful.
Of sucking a cock, she was fearful.
In a moment of dreard,
In a moment of dread,
she just turned her head.
And, boy! Did she get an earful!
@ -499,7 +499,7 @@ Rick promised to gently deflower
a maiden who lived on South Gower,
(The truth is, he spread
her legs wide on the bed,
and finsihed her off in an hour.)
and finished her off in an hour.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
@ -528,15 +528,6 @@ who only ate muffins and thin tea.
gave her the blecchs,
and left her all dried up and squinty.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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I have written some limericks quite fateful,
malicious and vicious and hateful;
but I've torn up the jokes
that would sicken most folks,
and humanity ought ot be grateful;
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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@ -552,7 +543,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
A maiden who had a third breast
always kept her hand close to her chest,
and I promised her well
that I never woudl tell.
that I never would tell.
(Write me privately. Name on request.)
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
@ -741,7 +732,7 @@ tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
and allof the other equipment!"
and all of the other equipment!"
"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
@ -769,7 +760,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked
whenever a lady's unfrocked.
Tho' his spirit is willin,
Tho' his spirit is willin',
when a pussy needs fillin',
he's a man who goes off half-cocked.
@ -815,7 +806,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
A king who was mad at the time,
decreed limerick writing a crime.
but late in the night
all the poets woudl write
all the poets would write
verses without any rhyme or meter.
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all