From ab4b9024b8cdcc4be77ddecbbca9c63db50a62f4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Doug Barton Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2002 10:13:42 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] More ispell fun --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 571aef5fe8c8..2937988450e7 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -2419,7 +2419,7 @@ way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. -- Sinclair Lewis % Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can't be ascetic, -then at least be asceptic. +then at least be aseptic. % After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life @@ -6649,7 +6649,7 @@ Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. % Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an -operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a uretheral +operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a urethral catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the @@ -7877,7 +7877,7 @@ If you want divine justice, die. % If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - -- Dorthy Parker + -- Dorothy Parker % If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's