diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 58283e663238..7bbe4c9370a2 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16100,6 +16100,9 @@ Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
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 Yes, but which self do you want to be?
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+Yes, I was surprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
+		-- James D. Nicoll
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 Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.  Tomorrow I'll probably still
 be a dog. Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
 		-- Snoopy