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Correct assorted typos and grammos.

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@ -2181,7 +2181,7 @@ And bring me back ma prick. I canna wait for him to die
-- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry"
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1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS.
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10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:
1. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
2. A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car.
2. A beer wouldn't trade you in on a sports car.
3. If a beer did have a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
4. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
5. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
@ -4025,7 +4025,7 @@ Al Gore resembled a Vulcan desperately in need of a blow job.
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Alaska, where Moosehead isn't a beer, it's a misdemeanor.
Q: You know how to figure out if your lover's been "invovlved"?
Q: You know how to figure out if your lover's been "involved"?
A: Antler marks on their hips.
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Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate,