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@ -2419,7 +2419,7 @@ way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
-- Sinclair Lewis
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Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can't be ascetic,
then at least be asceptic.
then at least be aseptic.
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After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life
@ -6649,7 +6649,7 @@ Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
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Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in
1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an
operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a uretheral
operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a urethral
catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of
his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took
the confirmatory x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the
@ -7877,7 +7877,7 @@ If you want divine justice, die.
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If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people
he gave it to.
-- Dorthy Parker
-- Dorothy Parker
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If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the
Constitution. It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's