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Author SHA1 Message Date
dcs
165f8735e7 Remove garbage. 2000-06-02 12:49:57 +00:00
dcs
9910944f5b Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to
reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.
2000-06-01 20:33:14 +00:00
hoek
339be60a22 Remove a couple of dups and fix a typo. This doesn't touch dups that
are dupped between here (fortunes2) and fortunes.
2000-05-28 05:21:45 +00:00
hoek
ffd17067a9 A set of diffs to bring the new murphy into line with the
fortune/Notes fortmatting instructions.  Also fix a couple typos.
I did a bit of this, by Cy Schubert did most of it.  Thanks Cy!
2000-05-28 05:06:38 +00:00
hoek
31a084a0cd Quoting submitter:
This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
hoek
8d4fe8f117 By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
hoek
61533f4d1c Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
hoek
8753d5eb24 Add a missing negative to a clause. 2000-05-25 05:07:50 +00:00
hoek
eb9cce8ad3 Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
	Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
	David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
	Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
	Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
	And myself.

Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
hoek
0bab1aae8b Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos and
the like usually don't have periods.

Approved by:	The Fortune Master
2000-05-25 04:25:54 +00:00
jim
3db6c84ff1 Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
Reviewed by:	jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
green
84f48a1340 Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of
small typo fixes.  Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes.  No meanings
have been changed.
2000-03-26 09:04:06 +00:00
green
2f1e54ee31 Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after. 2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
peter
92d7260f77 This, we believe, is the first commit
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

                                        Inspired by:  ps
                                        Thanks to:  Glenn (Damn, now I want one  of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
grog
34396cba79 Fix typo. 2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
marcel
9319f70c59 Use tr(1) instead of caesar(6) to perform the rotation. This removes
the dependency on caesar which therefore doesn't need to be built by
bootstrap-tools.

Suggested by: des
Previously mentioned by: Peter Jeremy <peter.jeremy@alcatel.com.au>
1999-12-23 19:09:59 +00:00
joerg
608430714f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
chris
15607a6404 Change `.Dq Fl o'' to `.Dq -o'' 1999-12-07 02:47:59 +00:00
chris
ec639a84fc - Fix a typo and add a missing file.
PR:		docs/15286
Submitted by:	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org>

- Use .Dq where it should be.  (This was done by me.)
1999-12-06 01:09:33 +00:00
wes
85ea8a9cab Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
billf
002f485078 copyright/sccsid/rcsid cleanup. 1999-11-30 03:50:02 +00:00
grog
e9f6da9c69 Brucify last commit:
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
wes
3d40fc81c1 Added definition of 'brucify'.
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
wes
020a0f6e52 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
billf
44fac3a89d Sync our register usage with NetBSD's (non-)usage. 1999-11-16 02:58:06 +00:00
billf
ecc8d48940 Add $FreeBSD$ 1999-11-16 02:45:03 +00:00
joe
f5564ba49c Curchill --> Churchill
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
joerg
1336332945 *blush* Instead of undoing my own change, i clobbered dcs's rev 1.21
change.

I'll never touch this again...
1999-11-05 08:17:53 +00:00
joerg
2f95e986cb Back out rev 1.21. bde and dcs convinced me that all this is messed up
anyway, and there can't be any solution that will universally work in any
case (make world, cross-compilation, simple `make' without `make world'
after incompatible options have been added to strfile, ...)
1999-11-05 07:36:33 +00:00
dcs
bf73606724 Revert to 1.19. ${.OBJDIR}/../strfile must be taken out, since it
breaks the cross-compilation case, but I'm not the one doing it.
$$PATH *will* have a new strfile in /usr/bin built at build-tools
time, unless you defined NOTOOLS.

If you defined NOTOOLS and it breaks for you, don't do that.

If you did not define NOTOOLS but things are not working, the error is
elsewhere. See logs for src/Makefine.inc1, particularly rev 1.36, and
revision 1.14 of this file.
1999-11-04 04:29:16 +00:00
joerg
fef7f86724 Reverse the way $PATH is extended, so if the person building that area
has /usr/games in its $PATH, where /usr/games/strfile doesn't grok an
option that the newly built one inside /usr/obj would grok, the build
process would be able to complete.
1999-11-02 12:50:11 +00:00
billf
c873ab347f Add $FreeBSD$
'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
chris
e885cc72d7 Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.
Reviewed by:	jkh
1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
des
9f43ed0452 Self-contradicting commit. 1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
dcs
a2279bbc10 Notice the -C flag got dropped when I reverted to version 1.15, and put it
back.
1999-10-28 05:22:05 +00:00
cpiazza
4657054758 Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes
PR:		14569
Submitted by:	Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
jkh
58aa98c8a5 I'll take the MAINTAINER line. I have been accused of knowing humor
when I at least see it. :)
1999-10-27 18:35:18 +00:00
dcs
d6219fa05f Realize the changes to usage() and the man page were missing from
the previous commit, and document the -C (comments) flag.
1999-10-27 18:34:05 +00:00
green
558757ce14 IRC wisdom. 1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
wes
60a677e4fa Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up. 1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
wes
e72875ec25 Don't say a fscking word, any one of you. 1999-10-25 04:23:21 +00:00
wes
ec908db6f5 Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
the -offensive database.  Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
billf
5b4108fb41 Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.
Submitted by:	grog
1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
nsayer
fca3d927de Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
laughed at.

Reviewed by:	the FreeBSDcon terminal room
1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
billf
98211f16a5 FreeBSDcon Wisdom.
Reviewed by:	the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
dcs
5992d5ff21 Revert to 1.15, since, as pointed out by bde, 1.16 is wrong and evil.
Add $FreeBSD$.
1999-10-03 13:38:53 +00:00
dcs
cfc542d60b Add -C flag to indicate the presence of comments. Files thus processed
will be marked as having comments, which are indicated by two delimiter
characters at the beginning of a line.
1999-10-02 12:33:37 +00:00
dcs
6ec3cab4ed Ignore comment lines in files marked as having them. 1999-10-02 12:32:27 +00:00
dcs
ee591bf0fc Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built with
the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources.

Correct a separator type in fortunes2.

Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
1999-10-02 12:31:56 +00:00
peter
9751ab22ae Fix warning: return type of main' is not int' 1999-09-15 01:58:44 +00:00