eivind
d22ded66bf
Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many.
2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
46bf9e26a7
Remove duplicates
2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00
eivind
6c8ac02e62
Fix two more typos
2003-03-24 18:56:36 +00:00
eivind
779673e2b7
Fix typos
2003-03-19 18:21:42 +00:00
eivind
ed072c17cf
Fix typo
2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
eivind
3e7fb199ef
Remove duplicates
2003-03-19 17:55:17 +00:00
eivind
18111c9405
Fix typos
2003-03-19 17:54:22 +00:00
eivind
13530229f4
Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o
2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
dcs
2575bf9123
Improved version of Unix sex.
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Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
2003-03-17 20:59:50 +00:00
grog
7467400839
Add long-term view of astronomy.
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Submitted by: newton
The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm . Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.
2003-03-15 02:10:53 +00:00
fanf
a824da445b
At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke,
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but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
2003-03-10 19:58:37 +00:00
dcs
774a21c5f7
We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them.
2003-03-10 13:47:43 +00:00
wollman
6706d1e5c2
Fix style of recent additions and sort.
2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
mike
925e5bf5a9
Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE.
2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
dcs
5a2e3e0dfe
EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself).
2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
schweikh
021053ab88
Fix a grammar bogon.
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Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after: 4.8 is out the door.
2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
wollman
49ccb4d057
Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press.
2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
ceri
23b3d3e001
"Happiness" is a noun.
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PR: misc/47345
Submitted by: Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
fanf
0768175e02
Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming.
2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
schweikh
a787a2ce23
Correct typos.
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Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after: 4.8 is out the door
2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
robert
cf513b76e7
Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist
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in the base system anymore.
2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
wes
bebc78d3e1
Add Warner Losh quote.
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Submitted by: Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
mike
be6f69b501
Immortalize a Robert Watson quote.
2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00
fanf
9d04c4bbe7
Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection
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filk that also appears in fortunes2.
2003-01-23 19:23:52 +00:00
schweikh
4c7a08b14a
s/Kank/Kang/ (the klingon)
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PR: misc/45012
Submitted by: Steve Coltrin <spcoltri@omcl.org>
2003-01-04 17:08:23 +00:00
schweikh
d3367c5f5d
Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,
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especially in troff files.
2003-01-01 18:49:04 +00:00
schweikh
86f7487fb6
Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/
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Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
2002-12-30 21:18:15 +00:00
schweikh
8275a80403
Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment.
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MFC after: 3 days
2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
joerg
856dc69260
set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name.
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MFC after: 1 day
2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
dcs
5cbd8d2e81
Add gerrold.limerick to the building process.
2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
dcs
b8f6d0dd7f
Finished at last.
2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
dcs
e53748a0c6
Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how
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long certain people take to return books...).
Still more to go.
2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
fanf
c98f436d67
The future's bright: the future's Ballard...
2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
phk
e1248d5245
Add a fortune for people who have read their classics.
2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
tom
e5e93f10fa
Minor grammatical correction
2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
blackend
dcc30834b3
Fix the path to the make.conf example file.
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PR: docs/44278
Submitted by: Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
fanf
6221a0f65e
So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um.
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What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.
This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
schweikh
7db6eff0eb
Correct the description of what fortunes get installed (by default, also the
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offensive ones). Make it clear that datfiles/Makefile needs to be edited in
case someone wants it otherwise.
PR: misc/36153
Submitted by: Nick Jennings <nick@namodn.com>
X-MFC after: 4.7 is out the door.
2002-09-24 19:00:52 +00:00
schweikh
fb29191f96
s/seems to thing/seems to think
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X-MFC after: 4.7 is out the door
2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
tg
bf5dfd3bb3
Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate
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Bertrand Russell quotations.
2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
jmallett
228b93ce82
Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option.
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MFC after: 42 days
2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
dwmalone
31d77eaa65
Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.
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PR: 7434
2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
fanf
1f1f9bd75b
Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.
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Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
fanf
42ecfecabf
Re-sort.
2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00
fanf
faccc3c40c
Remove spurious quotes.
2002-08-09 19:31:27 +00:00
fanf
c3b1de26ed
Correctly sort previous addition.
2002-08-09 19:30:20 +00:00
fanf
89c3e5c564
Some more advice from Dijkstra.
2002-08-09 19:08:02 +00:00
fanf
563b40203b
Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote.
2002-08-09 19:00:10 +00:00
dwmalone
e00a16ef8c
Fix a typo.
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PR: 40539
Submitted by: Munish Chopra <mchopra@engmail.uwaterloo.ca>
2002-07-14 22:50:12 +00:00
dwmalone
44dbe3e8f4
Fix a typo.
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PR: 40523
Submitted by: Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2002-07-14 15:28:01 +00:00