Commit Graph

340 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
fanf
9259fe34cc I *knew* it would be a bad idea to touch the fortunes. *sigh*
Submitted by:	Kevin Oberman <oberman@es.net>
Pointy hat to:	me, again
2004-05-11 17:43:36 +00:00
fanf
7e021c2452 Pedantry.
Submitted by:	njl@
2004-05-11 17:26:16 +00:00
fanf
513cf0367d On the signs of network congestion.
Submitted by:	Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
2004-05-11 10:00:14 +00:00
fanf
8169074470 Re-sort 2004-05-10 23:02:07 +00:00
fanf
14ba243beb Moore's law vs. Nethack
Submitted by:   Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
2004-05-10 23:00:26 +00:00
cperciva
91483de01f Fix grammar to make it correctly wrong. 2004-04-29 06:14:00 +00:00
smkelly
d78a9de690 Add a new fortune from petef.
Obtained from: petef
2004-04-29 04:36:36 +00:00
imp
45c4ca11d3 Add jerk city commentary on C++. 2004-04-27 22:32:02 +00:00
grog
4a6438f25a Add a Dijkstra comment on programming languages. 2004-04-21 22:39:46 +00:00
ceri
aef0c8e553 Don peril-sensitive sunglasses and correct the spelling of ukulele.
"Ukulele" is the canonical term, with "ukelele" being a derivation.
Also there is some evidence that the original appearance of the quote
had the spelling "ukulele", although anyone who has a copy of Esquire
from March 1967 is welcome to prove me wrong.

PR:		bin/65626
Submitted by:	Gavin Atkinson <gavin@ury.york.ac.uk>
2004-04-20 19:20:17 +00:00
grog
fd4191a431 Add an observation by Dijkstra software engineering. 2004-03-22 05:02:01 +00:00
cperciva
dba5418199 Fix misspellings in the freebsd-tips fortunes. The same PR has
a patch to mention portupgrade in freebsd-tips as well; I'm not
sure if that belongs here, so I'll leave it for someone else.

PR:		misc/37073
Submitted by:	Sean Chittenden <sean@chittenden.org>
Approved by:	rwatson (mentor)
2004-02-18 05:18:27 +00:00
wes
a763f85517 Too good to miss.
Wisdumb by:	Danno Coppock <danno@ipinc.com>
2004-02-09 18:45:25 +00:00
schweikh
996a053df7 "The Aged Aged Man" was not a word doubling.
Spotted by:	grog
2004-01-19 21:22:21 +00:00
phk
75a46d9023 typo, duh! 2004-01-13 08:00:55 +00:00
phk
c52adee7f0 This is simply too true to not become a fortune.
Wisdom by:	wes
2004-01-13 07:36:17 +00:00
blackend
4ce6889968 Add a tip on how to print a manual page.
PR:		docs/61033
Submitted by:	mi@
2004-01-07 19:49:12 +00:00
ceri
17cbb0b2fc Stop "fortune -l" from looping forever.
PR:		bin/58730
Submitted by:	pak <pak@cns.utoronto.ca>
2003-12-27 16:04:41 +00:00
schweikh
c6baaab590 Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and a
few typos.
2003-12-26 21:32:47 +00:00
des
560fd10b55 Use WARNS level 2 instead of setting CFLAGS explicitly to -Wall. 2003-12-07 17:34:52 +00:00
phk
4ce13c1db4 A too good Feynman quote to pass up. 2003-12-07 10:03:20 +00:00
phk
bba6b06ef4 Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection. 2003-11-12 20:08:47 +00:00
wilko
d31466d172 reformat HP eng. mgr quote
Requested by: nate
2003-11-10 23:08:39 +00:00
roam
a69e97d1cc Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'.
PR:		58909
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
MFC after:	1 week
2003-11-04 09:21:59 +00:00
phk
947a627bb5 Addition. 2003-10-20 21:22:41 +00:00
fanf
4e2a8e2c7e A comment about spam and cockroaches.
Suggested by:	dwmalone
2003-10-16 15:25:19 +00:00
tg
c803b8b6aa Fix typo. 2003-10-15 10:25:31 +00:00
schweikh
bd52f2d8e9 Correct a typo (s/And/An/) 2003-10-12 11:37:15 +00:00
schweikh
bf3be14755 Removed "Gerat" which is a typo of "Great".
Added FreeBSD ID.
2003-10-08 16:49:19 +00:00
wollman
81afeec072 Retrocomputing alternate history.... 2003-10-07 15:09:19 +00:00
wilko
d8080c433b Polish last fortune.
Suggested by: nate
2003-10-06 22:11:03 +00:00
wilko
3405ad9023 'Upon the release of the second version'
Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl
MFC after: 2 weeks
2003-10-06 19:34:35 +00:00
eivind
0ec2a2b19b Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
dougb
9cf6c7ed90 * Fix a duplicate "how how"
* Fix pedstals -> pedestals
2003-08-31 23:05:39 +00:00
ceri
e3cf310790 Correct a grammatical error.
PR:		misc/54967
Submitted by:	Paul A. Scott <pscott@the-frontier.org>
MFC After:	4 weeks
2003-08-25 20:08:16 +00:00
ache
26ffc627d8 LANG->LC_ALL
Pointed by:     ru
2003-08-04 21:31:53 +00:00
ache
6d81d82b79 Use LANG=C before tr to be shure that ranges are correct 2003-08-04 15:31:57 +00:00
ache
c35593dd41 Rename collate_range_cmp() to stable_collate_range_cmp() to indicate
that it is not the common variant.
Remove doubtful microoptimization there.
2003-08-03 19:44:36 +00:00
schweikh
def68bc11e Fix a tip about how to create an empty file[1].
Remove tip about retired kget(8).
Fix a typo.

PR:	conf/54334
Submitted by:	Mark Huizer <xaa+sendpr@timewasters.nl>
MFC after:	3 days
2003-08-02 20:36:28 +00:00
mux
8bcb5ee872 Remove a duplicate entry. 2003-07-25 11:14:03 +00:00
mph
e8546e1e8a Eliminate a duplicate. 2003-07-14 22:22:56 +00:00
jhb
34cf1095cb Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested
content when replying to an e-mail.
2003-07-14 22:08:14 +00:00
kris
2796980f7c Correct some typos.
Submitted by:	pscott@the-frontier.org
PR:		misc/51909
MFC After:	The average lifetime of a Star Trek redshirt
2003-07-13 03:49:43 +00:00
gsutter
1ce49745e1 Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one. 2003-06-19 22:52:50 +00:00
murray
1f5522a497 In the build process, fortune files have been randomized since at
least the 4.4-lite days.  This is pointless, since fortune(6) performs
its own randomization.  It was also problematic for binary update
systems such as ports/security/freebsd-update.  This commit simply
removes the -r option to strfile so that the datfiles are constant.

Submitted by:	Colin Percival <cperciva@sfu.ca>
2003-06-19 07:02:00 +00:00
joerg
dbea3df4e6 Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing.
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)
2003-06-18 12:46:20 +00:00
hoek
7a3fdc58a0 Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time. 2003-05-31 16:27:53 +00:00
obrien
392c53b560 Make the __FBSDID usage consistent
and protect copyright[] from Gcc 3.3's whining.
2003-05-05 09:52:25 +00:00
eivind
d22ded66bf Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many. 2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
46bf9e26a7 Remove duplicates 2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00