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64 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4 Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6 Brucify last commit:
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51 Added definition of 'brucify'.
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a Curchill --> Churchill
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
13e3316372 *blush* Instead of undoing my own change, i clobbered dcs's rev 1.21
change.

I'll never touch this again...
1999-11-05 08:17:53 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
c424905006 Back out rev 1.21. bde and dcs convinced me that all this is messed up
anyway, and there can't be any solution that will universally work in any
case (make world, cross-compilation, simple `make' without `make world'
after incompatible options have been added to strfile, ...)
1999-11-05 07:36:33 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
93548d79ba Revert to 1.19. ${.OBJDIR}/../strfile must be taken out, since it
breaks the cross-compilation case, but I'm not the one doing it.
$$PATH *will* have a new strfile in /usr/bin built at build-tools
time, unless you defined NOTOOLS.

If you defined NOTOOLS and it breaks for you, don't do that.

If you did not define NOTOOLS but things are not working, the error is
elsewhere. See logs for src/Makefine.inc1, particularly rev 1.36, and
revision 1.14 of this file.
1999-11-04 04:29:16 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
117e008ac0 Reverse the way $PATH is extended, so if the person building that area
has /usr/games in its $PATH, where /usr/games/strfile doesn't grok an
option that the newly built one inside /usr/obj would grok, the build
process would be able to complete.
1999-11-02 12:50:11 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
ff2277c055 Add $FreeBSD$
'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
Chris Costello
d90a486e4e Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.
Reviewed by:	jkh
1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
63799a5261 Self-contradicting commit. 1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
6061100fb8 Notice the -C flag got dropped when I reverted to version 1.15, and put it
back.
1999-10-28 05:22:05 +00:00
Chris Piazza
aa5fd445bb Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes
PR:		14569
Submitted by:	Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
3618906813 I'll take the MAINTAINER line. I have been accused of knowing humor
when I at least see it. :)
1999-10-27 18:35:18 +00:00
Brian Feldman
c1b2a87c95 IRC wisdom. 1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
Wes Peters
7324f200ae Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up. 1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
Wes Peters
ef014f2cab Don't say a fscking word, any one of you. 1999-10-25 04:23:21 +00:00
Wes Peters
e85ba1510f Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
the -offensive database.  Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
38aeb17c1b Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.
Submitted by:	grog
1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
Nick Sayer
c2fecde61f Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
laughed at.

Reviewed by:	the FreeBSDcon terminal room
1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
3ace7b2286 FreeBSDcon Wisdom.
Reviewed by:	the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
d06bac74f7 Revert to 1.15, since, as pointed out by bde, 1.16 is wrong and evil.
Add $FreeBSD$.
1999-10-03 13:38:53 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
83fbb33522 Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built with
the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources.

Correct a separator type in fortunes2.

Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
1999-10-02 12:31:56 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
df4509c005 Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing. 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
dc031cf5c2 Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.
PR:		misc/12965
Partially Submitted by:	Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
1999-08-06 15:43:53 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
773e954047 A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD. 1999-07-29 15:05:16 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
d91908a43c By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words. 1999-07-29 08:48:44 +00:00
Greg Lehey
a0aa41eba2 Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist.
Requested-by:	John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>
1999-07-26 03:35:08 +00:00
Nick Hibma
52b3ffc840 Fix typo.
PR:		12784
Submitted by:	Doug <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-07-24 10:44:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
db453b1679 You'll see them eventually :-) 1999-05-31 07:43:44 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
fab12911c4 This gem deserve to live forever:
"Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
        a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."

(from: http://www.italyhotel.com/roma/guida/collegamenti.html)
1999-05-17 15:59:57 +00:00
Nick Sayer
9850df5b02 Call me bored, but I actually fed the equation into 'calc' just now
and got a slightly different answer than is in the quotation.
1999-04-02 17:42:10 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
8bf1871b17 Too good to be missed 1999-03-31 20:24:02 +00:00
Peter Wemm
a2f6918d76 Fix typo (if it's not a typo, then it doesn't make sense IMHO) 1998-11-09 05:40:22 +00:00
David E. O'Brien
dcaf7c2c26 Allow building games w/o an existing /usr/games. 1998-10-18 11:14:58 +00:00
Bruce Evans
353f3cf0a6 Fixed building without /usr/games in $PATH. Just add /usr/games
to the _end_ of $PATH before using tools that are normally in
/usr/games.  I broke this in rev.1.9 by assuming that these tools
are in $PATH (as they are for `make world' unless NOTOOLS is set).
Revs.1.10-1.13 of this file had various wrong fixes.  Rev.1.18
of src/Makefile.inc1 has an incomplete fix.

PR:		7936

Fixed comments about what to comment out to [not] install the
potentially offensive fortunes.  This should be configured using
an ifdef.

Fixed missing dependencies of fortunes.dat on fortunes, etc.

Removed bogus dependency of `all' on source files.

Fixed some style bugs.
1998-10-17 11:44:28 +00:00
John Birrell
fd74ae08a8 Back out the last two hacks. I've added games to the (correct) build
path in src/Makefile.inc. The code that I'm backing out didn't work
anyway since exists() checks for a file in .PATH (and /usr/games/strfile
doesn't exist there), so the test was always defaulting to ../strfile/strfile
which breaks cross-compiled builds.
1998-09-21 09:01:53 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
5ea940904e Remove bogus dependencies.
Submitted by:	bde
1998-09-19 06:58:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
72b1afeb8d Reverse the sense of the test looking for caesar & strfile. 1998-09-19 06:14:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
222c9402b8 Don't expect /usr/games in the path.
Avoid using /usr/games versions if we can find what we need (caesar & strfile)
in the buildtree.

PR:		7936
Submitted by:	Achim Patzner <ap@noses.com>
1998-09-17 08:52:40 +00:00
Bruce Evans
07d8ec4c17 Use the installed versions of caesar and strfile. They are now
bootstrapped by `make world', and the installed versions are just
as likely to work as the installed version of cc if `make' is run
directly.
1998-07-07 06:22:23 +00:00
Alexander Langer
3ab7d36f1e Teruillian --> Tertullian
PR:		5928
Submitted by:	Doug <Studded@dal.net>
1998-03-06 01:49:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
42625d4a17 spelling error. 1998-01-15 11:36:03 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
c844b96e15 minor fortune fixes:
o	convert a ' to "
   o	remove a stray "
   o	format some attributations properly
1997-08-23 10:35:16 +00:00
Masafumi Max NAKANE
2387a98fc3 Typo fix.
PR:		3662
Submitted by:	Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>
1997-06-14 19:30:27 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
d5740fac52 Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries 1997-06-05 04:06:13 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d915fd1b35 a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :) 1997-05-23 09:58:43 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
4f393ff8a8 Typo police. 1997-03-24 00:18:19 +00:00