freebsd-skq/usr.bin/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o
cperciva 8cc71b38c2 Final step of eliminating the "games" distribution: Merge src/games
(or what's left of it, at least) into src/usr.bin.

This change will not be MFCed.

Discussed at:   EuroBSDCon 2014
Committed from: EuroBSDCon 2015
2015-10-02 10:08:11 +00:00

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%%$FreeBSD$
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All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
happen or it won't.
This is especially true when dealing with women.
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
healthy and wealthy and dead.
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It's always the wrong time of the month.
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
one dam thing after another.
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Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
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When you're up to your nose in shit,
be sure to keep your mouth shut.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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