Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then things get worse. then things get worse.
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Angel: We need you to distract the vampires.
Buffy: Right.
Xander: What are you going to do?
Buffy: I'm going to kill them all. (Walking away)
That oughta distract them.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
Season 2, Episode 1
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Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
Season 2, Episode 14
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Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
Season 2, Episode 14
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Giles: What do you want?
Angelus: I want to torture you. I used to love it, it's been a long time.
I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
chain saws.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
Season 2, Episode 22
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Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I want to do girlie
stuff.
-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
Season 3, Episode 3
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The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
even conceive. The first evil. Beyond sin, beyond death.
I am the thing the darkness fears. You'll never see me but I
am everywhere. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
Buffy: Alright I get it, you're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
Season 3, Episode 10
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Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this!
Buffy: It didn't suck.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
Season 3, Episode 14
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Wesley: I have in fact faced two vampires myself. Under controlled
circumstances of course.
Giles: No danger of finding those here.
Wesley: Vampires?
Giles: Controlled circumstances.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
Season 3, Episode 14
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For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin
to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos
for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across
the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal.
A child ... and I'm flunking math.
-- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
Season 3, Episode 16
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In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
-- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
Season 3, Episode 16
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Buffy: It was exactly you Will, every detail. Except for your not being
a dominatrix, as far as we know.
Willow: Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
Buffy: Oh yeah.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
Season 3, Episode 16
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Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
busy with their own.
-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
Season 3, Episode 18
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Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
his eyes are open.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
Season 3, Episode 20
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Buffy: No! You guys are gonna have a prom. The kind of prom that
everyone should have. I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
face of the earth to do it!
Xander: Yay.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
Season 3, Episode 20
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Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Buffy: It was a hell of a battle.
Oz: Not the battle. High School.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
Season 3, Episode 22
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Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean like, do you have to be
nowned first?
Willow: Yes. First there is the painful nowning process.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
Season 1, Episode 1
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Xander: Let me tell you something. When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever. I always think,
"What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Ok, sometimes when it's
dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
Buffy: Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
Xander: It's a deal.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
Season 1, Episode 1
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Buffy: Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
tell me right?
Willow: I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second.
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
Season 1, Episode 3
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