Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
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then things get worse.
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then things get worse.
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Angel: We need you to distract the vampires.
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Buffy: Right.
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Xander: What are you going to do?
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Buffy: I'm going to kill them all. (Walking away)
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That oughta distract them.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "When She Was Bad"
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Season 2, Episode 1
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Cordelia: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
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Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at _L_I_N_O_L_E_U_M makes me want to have sex.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
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Season 2, Episode 14
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Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
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Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Innocence"
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Season 2, Episode 14
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Giles: What do you want?
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Angelus: I want to torture you. I used to love it, it's been a long time.
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I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even _H_A_V_E
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chain saws.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Becoming, Part 2"
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Season 2, Episode 22
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Alright, yes, date, and shop, and hang out, and go to school ... and
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save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I want to do girlie
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stuff.
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-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope & Trick"
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Season 3, Episode 3
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The First: I'm not a demon little girl, I am something that you can't
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even conceive. The first evil. Beyond sin, beyond death.
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I am the thing the darkness fears. You'll never see me but I
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am everywhere. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate.
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Buffy: Alright I get it, you're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends"
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Season 3, Episode 10
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Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this!
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Buffy: It didn't suck.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
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Season 3, Episode 14
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Wesley: I have in fact faced two vampires myself. Under controlled
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circumstances of course.
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Giles: No danger of finding those here.
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Wesley: Vampires?
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Giles: Controlled circumstances.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls"
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Season 3, Episode 14
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For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin
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to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos
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for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across
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the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal.
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A child ... and I'm flunking math.
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-- Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
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Season 3, Episode 16
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In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.
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-- Evil Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
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Season 3, Episode 16
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Buffy: It was exactly you Will, every detail. Except for your not being
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a dominatrix, as far as we know.
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Willow: Oh right, me and Oz play, "Mistress of Pain" every night.
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Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
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Buffy: Oh yeah.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Dopplegangland"
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Season 3, Episode 16
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Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too
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busy with their own.
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-- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot"
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Season 3, Episode 18
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Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking
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at my breasts.
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Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means
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his eyes are open.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
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Season 3, Episode 20
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Buffy: No! You guys are gonna have a prom. The kind of prom that
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everyone should have. I'm going to give you all a nice, fun,
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normal evening; if I have to kill every single person on the
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face of the earth to do it!
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Xander: Yay.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom"
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Season 3, Episode 20
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Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
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Buffy: It was a hell of a battle.
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Oz: Not the battle. High School.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day, Part Two"
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Season 3, Episode 22
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Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean like, do you have to be
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nowned first?
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Willow: Yes. First there is the painful nowning process.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
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Season 1, Episode 1
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Xander: Let me tell you something. When it's dark, and I'm all alone,
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and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever. I always think,
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"What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Ok, sometimes when it's
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dark and I'm all alone I think, "What is Buffy wearing?"
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Buffy: Can that be one of those things that you never ever tell me about?
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Xander: It's a deal.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Freshman"
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Season 1, Episode 1
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Buffy: Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd
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tell me right?
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Willow: I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second.
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-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harsh Light of Day"
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Season 1, Episode 3
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