Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the

Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
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@ -11864,233 +11864,6 @@ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED
(11) Avoid blue food.
-- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet"
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(1) The greatest threat to the human spirit is liberalism.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(10) Liberalism poisons the soul.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(11) Neither the United States, nor anyone else, "imposes" freedom on
the people of other nations. Freedom is not an imposition.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(12) Freedom is God-given.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(13) To dictatorships, peace means the absence of opposition.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(14) To free people, peace means the absence of threat.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(15) The Peace Movement in the United States was, whether by accident or
design, pro-communist.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(16) The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the
most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young people have.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(17) The greatest football team in the history of civillization was the
Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 through 1980.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(18) There is no such thing as "war atrocities." War is an atrocity.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(19) Regardless of the pain in our memories, nostalgia only reminds is
of the good times in our past.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(2) The single greatest threat to the free people of the world is posed
by the heinous idea of centralized government control.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(20) There is a God.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(21) Abortion is wrong.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(22) Morality is not defined by individual choice.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(23) Evolution cannot explain creation.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(24) Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have
easier access to the mainstream of society.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(25) Love is the only human emotion which cannot be controlled. You
either do or you don't. You can't fake it. (Except women, and
thank God they can.)
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(26) The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet
leaders is that he is alive.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(27) Soviet leaders were actually left-wing dictators.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(28) Abraham Lincoln saved this nation.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(29) The Los Angeles Raiders will never be the team they were when they
called Oakland home.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(3) Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(30) The United States will again go to war.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(31) To more and more American intellectuals, a victorious United States
is a sinful United States.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(32) The fact that American intellectuals rue a victorious United States
is frightening and ominous.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(33) There will always be poor people.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(34) The fact that there will always be poor people is not the fault of
the rich.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(35) Rather than feel guilty as some do, you should thank God for making
you an American.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(4) Peace does not mean the absence of war.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(5) War is not obsolete.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(6) Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(7) There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons. Use them.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(8) Peace cannot be acheived merely by developing an "understanding"
among peoples.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(9) Americans opposing America is not always sacred nor courageous ...
it is sometimes dangerous.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority

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@ -1377,6 +1377,233 @@ any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
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Ronald Reagan -- America's favorite placebo
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(1) The greatest threat to the human spirit is liberalism.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(10) Liberalism poisons the soul.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(11) Neither the United States, nor anyone else, "imposes" freedom on
the people of other nations. Freedom is not an imposition.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(12) Freedom is God-given.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(13) To dictatorships, peace means the absence of opposition.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(14) To free people, peace means the absence of threat.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(15) The Peace Movement in the United States was, whether by accident or
design, pro-communist.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(16) The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the
most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young people have.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(17) The greatest football team in the history of civillization was the
Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 through 1980.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(18) There is no such thing as "war atrocities." War is an atrocity.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(19) Regardless of the pain in our memories, nostalgia only reminds is
of the good times in our past.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(2) The single greatest threat to the free people of the world is posed
by the heinous idea of centralized government control.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(20) There is a God.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(21) Abortion is wrong.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(22) Morality is not defined by individual choice.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(23) Evolution cannot explain creation.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(24) Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have
easier access to the mainstream of society.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(25) Love is the only human emotion which cannot be controlled. You
either do or you don't. You can't fake it. (Except women, and
thank God they can.)
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(26) The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet
leaders is that he is alive.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(27) Soviet leaders were actually left-wing dictators.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(28) Abraham Lincoln saved this nation.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(29) The Los Angeles Raiders will never be the team they were when they
called Oakland home.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(3) Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(30) The United States will again go to war.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(31) To more and more American intellectuals, a victorious United States
is a sinful United States.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(32) The fact that American intellectuals rue a victorious United States
is frightening and ominous.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(33) There will always be poor people.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(34) The fact that there will always be poor people is not the fault of
the rich.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(35) Rather than feel guilty as some do, you should thank God for making
you an American.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(4) Peace does not mean the absence of war.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(5) War is not obsolete.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(6) Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(7) There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons. Use them.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(8) Peace cannot be acheived merely by developing an "understanding"
among peoples.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life:
(9) Americans opposing America is not always sacred nor courageous ...
it is sometimes dangerous.
-- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc.
%
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