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out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
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out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
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-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES #19
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-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES #19
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"Are pirates an ethnic group? Or are they just people who burn illegal cds?"
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"Arrrr! We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
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A bather whose clothing was strewed
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A bather whose clothing was strewed
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By breezes that left her quite nude,
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By breezes that left her quite nude,
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Saw a man come along
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Saw a man come along
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wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
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wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
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-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ``elevator'',
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we say ``lift'' ... they say ``President'', we say ``stupid psychopathic
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git.''"
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-- Alexei Sayle
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An architect fellow named Yoric
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An architect fellow named Yoric
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Could, when feeling euphoric,
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Could, when feeling euphoric,
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Display for selection
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Display for selection
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the country was hopelessly trapped.
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the country was hopelessly trapped.
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-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"
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-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,
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and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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-- Terry Pratchett
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"California is proud to be the home of the freeway."
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"California is proud to be the home of the freeway."
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-- Ronald Reagan
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-- Ronald Reagan
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Incest, n.:
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Incest, n.:
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Sibling revelry.
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Sibling revelry.
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Isn't it odd that people who object to "foul" language are always the
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fucking dickheads that need swearing at?
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"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
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"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
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someone writes `bible thumpers?'"
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someone writes `bible thumpers?'"
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-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
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-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
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Masturbation is better than nothing.
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Masturbation is better than nothing.
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Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.
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Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.
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Nothing ruins the mood more during foreplay than the image of your
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65-year old home room teacher trying to stretch a condom over a
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cucumber.
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-- Dennis Miller
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Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
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Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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Save Soviet Jewry -- Win Valuable Prizes!!!!
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Save Soviet Jewry -- Win Valuable Prizes!!!!
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Secrets to a happy marriage
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1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
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2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
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3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
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4. It is important that these three women never meet your wife.
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Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is
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Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is
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needed.
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needed.
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