Fix a few small typos, and remove one duplicate.
I'm intentionally not sorting this file since it won't be added to. (Although, if it were sorted the duplicate would have been easier to see.) :)
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I have written some limericks quite fateful,
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I have written some limericks quite fateful,
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malicious and vicious and hateful;
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malicious and vicious and hateful;
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but I've torn up the jokes
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but I've torn up the jokes
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that will sicken most folks,
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that would sicken most folks,
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and humanity ought to be grateful.
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and humanity ought to be grateful.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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There was a young lady quite tearful.
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There was a young lady quite tearful.
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Of sucking a cock, she was fearful.
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Of sucking a cock, she was fearful.
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In a moment of dreard,
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In a moment of dread,
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she just turned her head.
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she just turned her head.
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And, boy! Did she get an earful!
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And, boy! Did she get an earful!
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a maiden who lived on South Gower,
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a maiden who lived on South Gower,
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(The truth is, he spread
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(The truth is, he spread
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her legs wide on the bed,
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her legs wide on the bed,
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and finsihed her off in an hour.)
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and finished her off in an hour.)
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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gave her the blecchs,
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gave her the blecchs,
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and left her all dried up and squinty.
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and left her all dried up and squinty.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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I have written some limericks quite fateful,
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malicious and vicious and hateful;
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but I've torn up the jokes
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that would sicken most folks,
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and humanity ought ot be grateful;
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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A maiden who had a third breast
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A maiden who had a third breast
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always kept her hand close to her chest,
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always kept her hand close to her chest,
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and I promised her well
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and I promised her well
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that I never woudl tell.
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that I never would tell.
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(Write me privately. Name on request.)
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(Write me privately. Name on request.)
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
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Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
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of high-grade Vaseline,
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of high-grade Vaseline,
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and a strong trampoline,
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and a strong trampoline,
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and allof the other equipment!"
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and all of the other equipment!"
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"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
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"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
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that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
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that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
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The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked
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The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked
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whenever a lady's unfrocked.
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whenever a lady's unfrocked.
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Tho' his spirit is willin,
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Tho' his spirit is willin',
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when a pussy needs fillin',
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when a pussy needs fillin',
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he's a man who goes off half-cocked.
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he's a man who goes off half-cocked.
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A king who was mad at the time,
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A king who was mad at the time,
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decreed limerick writing a crime.
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decreed limerick writing a crime.
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but late in the night
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but late in the night
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all the poets woudl write
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all the poets would write
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verses without any rhyme or meter.
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verses without any rhyme or meter.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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