John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c
Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.
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Submitted by: ue (indirectly)
Approved by: eivind
2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634
Assorted mechanical fixes.
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PR: 34790
Submitted by: Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea
Add one.
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Submitted by: jedgar
Reviewed by: The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f
Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
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- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.
Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce
Correct typo.
2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0
A case of ninfo (non-info)
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Submitted by: Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after: 1 month
2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86
Unix: Just Say No..
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Obtained from: Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after: 3 days
2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b
Trim yet another duplicate fortune.
2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1
Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.
2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960
Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh.
2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722
Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
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the correct duplicate. Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559
Fix a typo and add a missing period.
2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6
Remove some duplicate fortunes.
2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e
s/Kenned y/Kennedy/
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Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603
This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.
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Obtained from: BBC World Service on 9410kHz
2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c
Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes.
2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314
Fix a typo:
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Flinstone -> Flintstone.
Submitted by: grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8
Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
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Add a fortune.
2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8
Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish.
2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a
Add some important advice for young optical physicists.
2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e
Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
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the unnamed IRC channel.
2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07
Update a duplicate quotation.
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PR: 30228
MFC after: 2 weeks
2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d
A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
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gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
-- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
Submitted by: Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da
Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).
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Reviewed by: phk, eivind, nra
2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44
Remove some more duplicate fortunes.
2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d
Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z.
2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5
Remove a duplicate entry.
2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764
%DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct.
2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417
Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.
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PR: 23132
Submitted by: Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949
Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/
2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed
Remove spurious '"'.
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PR: 24979
Submitted by: Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51
Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash.
2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569
Remove a duplicate fortune.
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PR: 21629
Submitted by: Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559
Correct a bignum.
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Detected-by: lang/clisp
Approved-by: jkh
2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0
Add definitions of hardware and software.
2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345
Add another Bill Paul quote.
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Approved by: jkh
2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9
put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
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this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc
By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
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Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.
Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1
Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
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fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772
Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
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some dups, fix some typos and formatting.
Submitted-by (in no particular order):
Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
And myself.
Approved by: The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d
Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
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Reviewed by: jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b
Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after.
2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640
This, we believe, is the first commit
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from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.
Inspired by: ps
Thanks to: Glenn (Damn, now I want one of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf
Fix typo.
2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f
Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
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Found by: Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4
Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
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to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6
Brucify last commit:
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- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.
Pointed-out-by: sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51
Added definition of 'brucify'.
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Submitted by: Eivind Eklund
Suggested by: Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655
Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
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PR: bin/14239
Submitted by: Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a
Curchill --> Churchill
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The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file. (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)
PR: 14832
Submitted by: mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00