Commit Graph

77 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.
Submitted by:	ue (indirectly)
Approved by:	eivind
2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634 Assorted mechanical fixes.
PR:		34790
Submitted by:	Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea Add one.
Submitted by:	jedgar
Reviewed by:	The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.

Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce Correct typo. 2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0 A case of ninfo (non-info)
Submitted by:	Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after:	1 month
2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86 Unix: Just Say No..
Obtained from:	Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after:	3 days
2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b Trim yet another duplicate fortune. 2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1 Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically. 2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960 Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh. 2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722 Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
the correct duplicate.  Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559 Fix a typo and add a missing period. 2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6 Remove some duplicate fortunes. 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e s/Kenned y/Kennedy/
Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603 This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.
Obtained from:	BBC World Service on 9410kHz
2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes. 2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314 Fix a typo:
Flinstone -> Flintstone.

Submitted by:	grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8 Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
Add a fortune.
2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8 Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish. 2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a Add some important advice for young optical physicists. 2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
the unnamed IRC channel.
2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07 Update a duplicate quotation.
PR:		30228
MFC after:	2 weeks
2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
                -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>

Submitted by:	Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).
Reviewed by:	phk, eivind, nra
2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44 Remove some more duplicate fortunes. 2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z. 2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5 Remove a duplicate entry. 2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764 %DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct. 2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417 Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.
PR:		23132
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949 Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/ 2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed Remove spurious '"'.
PR:		24979
Submitted by:	Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51 Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash. 2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569 Remove a duplicate fortune.
PR:		21629
Submitted by:	Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559 Correct a bignum.
Detected-by: 	lang/clisp
Approved-by:	jkh
2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0 Add definitions of hardware and software. 2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345 Add another Bill Paul quote.
Approved by:	jkh
2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9 put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1 Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772 Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
	Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
	David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
	Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
	Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
	And myself.

Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
Reviewed by:	jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after. 2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640 This, we believe, is the first commit
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

                                        Inspired by:  ps
                                        Thanks to:  Glenn (Damn, now I want one  of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf Fix typo. 2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4 Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6 Brucify last commit:
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51 Added definition of 'brucify'.
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a Curchill --> Churchill
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00