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43 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0 Add definitions of hardware and software. 2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345 Add another Bill Paul quote.
Approved by:	jkh
2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9 put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1 Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772 Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
	Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
	David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
	Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
	Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
	And myself.

Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
Reviewed by:	jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after. 2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640 This, we believe, is the first commit
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

                                        Inspired by:  ps
                                        Thanks to:  Glenn (Damn, now I want one  of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf Fix typo. 2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4 Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6 Brucify last commit:
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51 Added definition of 'brucify'.
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a Curchill --> Churchill
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
Chris Costello
d90a486e4e Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.
Reviewed by:	jkh
1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
63799a5261 Self-contradicting commit. 1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
Chris Piazza
aa5fd445bb Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes
PR:		14569
Submitted by:	Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
Brian Feldman
c1b2a87c95 IRC wisdom. 1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
Wes Peters
7324f200ae Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up. 1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
Wes Peters
e85ba1510f Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
the -offensive database.  Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
38aeb17c1b Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.
Submitted by:	grog
1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
Nick Sayer
c2fecde61f Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
laughed at.

Reviewed by:	the FreeBSDcon terminal room
1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
3ace7b2286 FreeBSDcon Wisdom.
Reviewed by:	the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
df4509c005 Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing. 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
dc031cf5c2 Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.
PR:		misc/12965
Partially Submitted by:	Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
1999-08-06 15:43:53 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
773e954047 A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD. 1999-07-29 15:05:16 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
d91908a43c By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words. 1999-07-29 08:48:44 +00:00
Greg Lehey
a0aa41eba2 Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist.
Requested-by:	John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>
1999-07-26 03:35:08 +00:00
Nick Hibma
52b3ffc840 Fix typo.
PR:		12784
Submitted by:	Doug <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-07-24 10:44:50 +00:00
Peter Wemm
a2f6918d76 Fix typo (if it's not a typo, then it doesn't make sense IMHO) 1998-11-09 05:40:22 +00:00
Alexander Langer
3ab7d36f1e Teruillian --> Tertullian
PR:		5928
Submitted by:	Doug <Studded@dal.net>
1998-03-06 01:49:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
42625d4a17 spelling error. 1998-01-15 11:36:03 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
c844b96e15 minor fortune fixes:
o	convert a ' to "
   o	remove a stray "
   o	format some attributations properly
1997-08-23 10:35:16 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
d5740fac52 Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries 1997-06-05 04:06:13 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d915fd1b35 a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :) 1997-05-23 09:58:43 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0923a4a551 The fact that people can't put the proper source on Kierkegaards
most famous insult to humanity can be forgiven, afterall, it
almost underlines the quote with irony, if one knows the context.

But to misspell the name of Alfred E. Neuman ...
1997-02-03 20:15:11 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
aa693224eb Correct some grammar. Closes PR# 2520.
Submitted by:	 John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
1997-01-26 05:07:58 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
7bc9296d98 Fix some typos and remove a couple of duplicate
fortunes.  Closes PR#s 2358 and 2402.

Submitted by:	John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
1997-01-08 07:04:44 +00:00
Gary Palmer
a818b58970 Fix minor typo/grammatical error
Submitted by:	John-Mark Gurney <jmg@nike.efn.org> in PR 2085
1996-11-22 22:16:25 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
4e3cbc4667 Spell a German fortune correctly. 1995-12-27 15:30:58 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
554eb505f8 Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation
of the x11 based games.  I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite
and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection,
and I've got directory renames to deal with that way.  Bleah.
Submitted by:	jkh
1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00