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330 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Garrett Wollman
17d21c5710 Fix style of recent additions and sort. 2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
Mike Barcroft
f8b259a69a Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE. 2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
e426ee5d51 EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself). 2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
5a99c48ef3 Fix a grammar bogon.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door.
2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
20aef63915 Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press. 2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
Ceri Davies
a92acc1aed "Happiness" is a noun.
PR:		misc/47345
Submitted by:	Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
Tony Finch
59da8bd213 Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming. 2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
25ef827219 Correct typos.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door
2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
Robert Drehmel
571c3db70d Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist
in the base system anymore.
2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
Wes Peters
24860c5a80 Add Warner Losh quote.
Submitted by:	Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
Mike Barcroft
961ce4ff77 Immortalize a Robert Watson quote. 2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00
Tony Finch
77e48fe336 Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection
filk that also appears in fortunes2.
2003-01-23 19:23:52 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
d447a23756 s/Kank/Kang/ (the klingon)
PR:	misc/45012
Submitted by:	Steve Coltrin <spcoltri@omcl.org>
2003-01-04 17:08:23 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
9d5abbddbf Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,
especially in troff files.
2003-01-01 18:49:04 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
d64ada501a Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/
Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
2002-12-30 21:18:15 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
a17eb04b82 Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment.
MFC after:	3 days
2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
398fba8499 set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name.
MFC after:	1 day
2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
c2c821be56 Add gerrold.limerick to the building process. 2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
e8fa871053 Finished at last. 2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
40276eb1ea Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how
long certain people take to return books...).

Still more to go.
2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
Tony Finch
34faf20fae The future's bright: the future's Ballard... 2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
6baff12cf5 Add a fortune for people who have read their classics. 2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
Tom Hukins
7031dac23d Minor grammatical correction 2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
Marc Fonvieille
7d23144bd5 Fix the path to the make.conf example file.
PR:		docs/44278
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
Tony Finch
078b5daef7 So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um.
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
334a0d61e1 Correct the description of what fortunes get installed (by default, also the
offensive ones). Make it clear that datfiles/Makefile needs to be edited in
case someone wants it otherwise.

PR:		misc/36153
Submitted by:	Nick Jennings <nick@namodn.com>
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door.
2002-09-24 19:00:52 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
6563eb85ee s/seems to thing/seems to think
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door
2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
dd549a74d0 Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate
Bertrand Russell quotations.
2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
Juli Mallett
d946bf7892 Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option.
MFC after:	42 days
2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
David Malone
a5fe067b05 Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.
PR:		7434
2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
Tony Finch
a2c4d39d54 Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
Tony Finch
37609309c2 Re-sort. 2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00
Tony Finch
6ad860e1cf Remove spurious quotes. 2002-08-09 19:31:27 +00:00
Tony Finch
868052707a Correctly sort previous addition. 2002-08-09 19:30:20 +00:00
Tony Finch
7ce9cc80b4 Some more advice from Dijkstra. 2002-08-09 19:08:02 +00:00
Tony Finch
e3b282d990 Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote. 2002-08-09 19:00:10 +00:00
David Malone
f895acf90f Fix a typo.
PR:		40539
Submitted by:	Munish Chopra <mchopra@engmail.uwaterloo.ca>
2002-07-14 22:50:12 +00:00
David Malone
ffaa6f7c38 Fix a typo.
PR:		40523
Submitted by:	Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2002-07-14 15:28:01 +00:00
Peter Wemm
744c5368b2 Fix whitespace botch in previous commit. 2002-07-09 06:47:29 +00:00
Peter Wemm
518b7839f2 Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word.  Who thinks up this stuff?
2002-07-09 02:56:10 +00:00
Mark Peek
a5499ad829 Paraphrase a quote to remove year specific references.
PR:		40291
Submitted by:	Pierre-Paul Lavoie <ppl@nbnet.nb.ca>
2002-07-07 16:13:48 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
7453f3df01 Add used include of <stdlib.h>, copying style bugs from adjacent lines. 2002-05-30 21:28:58 +00:00
Doug Barton
99bb09292c Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of
the same quote.
2002-05-15 04:35:27 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bff11a8c74 s/-300K/~300K/
This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature.  I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K".  Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
2002-05-01 06:20:57 +00:00
Doug Barton
ab4b9024b8 More ispell fun 2002-04-30 10:13:42 +00:00
Doug Barton
9e70deb400 Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help. 2002-04-30 08:08:31 +00:00
Sheldon Hearn
c944cdca84 Correct typo (is -> us). 2002-04-30 07:36:44 +00:00
Juli Mallett
a85dfc0c55 Add something absurd I used one night as an example of CS overcomplication
of things most hackers take for granted.
2002-04-29 06:26:12 +00:00
Juli Mallett
b2d9070d05 Add one more here.
Submitted by:	Glen "Going to be a Daddy" Neff
2002-04-29 02:00:53 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6026955eaa Remove a Kurt Vonnegut quote that appears in fortunes. 2002-04-29 01:44:16 +00:00
Juli Mallett
d6eff954b4 Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson. 2002-04-29 01:38:43 +00:00
Juli Mallett
e7e84ede9c Sort one, remove some dupes. 2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6e769de197 Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it. 2002-04-29 01:05:23 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1ca1eec09 Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
Doug Barton
3028cb907b Sort according to ../tools/do_sort 2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1652fa4a1 * Add a quote about the differences between human and machine
understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.
2002-04-28 23:34:25 +00:00
Doug Barton
b564d8acf1 * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
Juli Mallett
3ee16cca88 Kill one version of a limerick here.
Approved by:	The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
2002-04-28 21:16:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
382f76926f Kill some duplicates.
Kill an incorrectly duplicated Einstein limerick (thanks phk!)
2002-04-28 21:03:26 +00:00
Juli Mallett
4fa6dc65ed Kill one exact duplicate of a Hunter S. Thompson quote. Put on peril-sensitive
sunglasses for great evil, too.
2002-04-27 06:14:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
8b3a5378a0 Death to duplicate fortunes. 2002-04-27 05:46:13 +00:00
Ceri Davies
bc219a1c8b There is no host called new.bbc.co.uk - fix url.
Reviewed by:	jkh
Approved by:	jkh, murray
MFC after:	3 days
2002-04-26 10:58:06 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
94223b38e8 Sort. 2002-04-25 19:31:43 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
cdc811cfca Spell Fred Brooks's name right. 2002-04-25 19:27:40 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
b84cde50fc Resort and suppress dupes. 2002-04-25 19:12:30 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
3cfabe1aef Add a few more aphorisms. 2002-04-25 18:53:41 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
461e39085c Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files. 2002-04-25 03:20:27 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
7ad7cdff6f Add some fortunes and re-order the Feynman problem solving algorithm.
Thanks to gsutter for the quotes.

Reviewed by:	jkh
2002-04-24 12:15:00 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
3db15d8edf Add a few more tips, and tweak a couple.
PR:		misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:53:21 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
aa1970a03f Augment the BLOCKSIZE tip. (Based on the PR with slight changes by myself).
PR:	misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:43:58 +00:00
John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.
Submitted by:	ue (indirectly)
Approved by:	eivind
2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Warner Losh
35c85fe2c8 o remove __P 2002-03-24 01:09:35 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
7d03b11905 Remove a duplicate with a typo.
MFC after:	3 days
2002-03-23 22:10:02 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634 Assorted mechanical fixes.
PR:		34790
Submitted by:	Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea Add one.
Submitted by:	jedgar
Reviewed by:	The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Mike Barcroft
fd8e4ebc8c o Move NTOHL() and associated macros into <sys/param.h>. These are
deprecated in favor of the POSIX-defined lowercase variants.
o Change all occurrences of NTOHL() and associated marcros in the
  source tree to use the lowercase function variants.
o Add missing license bits to sparc64's <machine/endian.h>.
  Approved by: jake
o Clean up <machine/endian.h> files.
o Remove unused __uint16_swap_uint32() from i386's <machine/endian.h>.
o Remove prototypes for non-existent bswapXX() functions.
o Include <machine/endian.h> in <arpa/inet.h> to define the
  POSIX-required ntohl() family of functions.
o Do similar things to expose the ntohl() family in libstand, <netinet/in.h>,
  and <sys/param.h>.
o Prepend underscores to the ntohl() family to help deal with
  complexities associated with having MD (asm and inline) versions, and
  having to prevent exposure of these functions in other headers that
  happen to make use of endian-specific defines.
o Create weak aliases to the canonical function name to help deal with
  third-party software forgetting to include an appropriate header.
o Remove some now unneeded pollution from <sys/types.h>.
o Add missing <arpa/inet.h> includes in userland.

Tested on:	alpha, i386
Reviewed by:	bde, jake, tmm
2002-02-18 20:35:27 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
505e7511bc Add a tip about pkg_info and checking for multiple installed versions
of a package/port.
2002-02-11 03:45:29 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.

Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce Correct typo. 2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0 A case of ninfo (non-info)
Submitted by:	Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after:	1 month
2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
a7aaf57e4a FILES support for bsd.prog.mk. See bsd.README for details.
Stolen from:	NetBSD
2001-12-17 13:59:35 +00:00
Mike Heffner
4dc1e2e2c5 Modify tip that no longer applies for ftp(1). 2001-12-17 08:16:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86 Unix: Just Say No..
Obtained from:	Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after:	3 days
2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
bed6ccabc3 Be more specific in an example of fortune's -e option.
PR:		32085
Submitted by:	setantae@submonkey.net <setantae@submonkey.net>
2001-12-08 04:54:55 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b Trim yet another duplicate fortune. 2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1 Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically. 2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960 Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh. 2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722 Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
the correct duplicate.  Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559 Fix a typo and add a missing period. 2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6 Remove some duplicate fortunes. 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e s/Kenned y/Kennedy/
Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603 This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.
Obtained from:	BBC World Service on 9410kHz
2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes. 2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
a521a4eece Other committers do not mention their personal names and/or email
addresses when adding stuff, so it seems fair to stop ``getting all
the fame'' by having my name displayed on login sessions.

Approved by:	nik
2001-11-19 20:17:19 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314 Fix a typo:
Flinstone -> Flintstone.

Submitted by:	grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8 Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
Add a fortune.
2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
874ba4513a Separate concatenated fortunes.
Remove unattributed duplicate of Frederick Brooks eternal words
about the danger of second systems.
2001-11-03 16:43:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8 Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish. 2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Jeroen Ruigrok van der Werven
096830fe4e Correct attribution.
PR:		30500
Submitted by:	Drew Derbyshire <ahd@kew.org>
2001-10-28 13:23:39 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a Add some important advice for young optical physicists. 2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00