Commit Graph

319 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
phk
ed995d72a8 Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection. 2003-11-12 20:08:47 +00:00
wilko
297e9e9fef reformat HP eng. mgr quote
Requested by: nate
2003-11-10 23:08:39 +00:00
roam
c7aa8ed25d Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'.
PR:		58909
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
MFC after:	1 week
2003-11-04 09:21:59 +00:00
phk
00b97b1849 Addition. 2003-10-20 21:22:41 +00:00
fanf
9741becdfc A comment about spam and cockroaches.
Suggested by:	dwmalone
2003-10-16 15:25:19 +00:00
tg
0a44f0e906 Fix typo. 2003-10-15 10:25:31 +00:00
schweikh
ef14338e83 Correct a typo (s/And/An/) 2003-10-12 11:37:15 +00:00
schweikh
e2fb2193ad Removed "Gerat" which is a typo of "Great".
Added FreeBSD ID.
2003-10-08 16:49:19 +00:00
wollman
6b5ffffafb Retrocomputing alternate history.... 2003-10-07 15:09:19 +00:00
wilko
7a1554e110 Polish last fortune.
Suggested by: nate
2003-10-06 22:11:03 +00:00
wilko
04558da378 'Upon the release of the second version'
Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl
MFC after: 2 weeks
2003-10-06 19:34:35 +00:00
eivind
414fcc701d Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
dougb
8e1ea55c33 * Fix a duplicate "how how"
* Fix pedstals -> pedestals
2003-08-31 23:05:39 +00:00
ceri
cfb4400676 Correct a grammatical error.
PR:		misc/54967
Submitted by:	Paul A. Scott <pscott@the-frontier.org>
MFC After:	4 weeks
2003-08-25 20:08:16 +00:00
ache
1bc08db7d6 LANG->LC_ALL
Pointed by:     ru
2003-08-04 21:31:53 +00:00
ache
3ea571a365 Use LANG=C before tr to be shure that ranges are correct 2003-08-04 15:31:57 +00:00
ache
629b0e876f Rename collate_range_cmp() to stable_collate_range_cmp() to indicate
that it is not the common variant.
Remove doubtful microoptimization there.
2003-08-03 19:44:36 +00:00
schweikh
c2652f0cb2 Fix a tip about how to create an empty file[1].
Remove tip about retired kget(8).
Fix a typo.

PR:	conf/54334
Submitted by:	Mark Huizer <xaa+sendpr@timewasters.nl>
MFC after:	3 days
2003-08-02 20:36:28 +00:00
mux
df03090d1d Remove a duplicate entry. 2003-07-25 11:14:03 +00:00
mph
0038045cae Eliminate a duplicate. 2003-07-14 22:22:56 +00:00
jhb
5513453173 Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested
content when replying to an e-mail.
2003-07-14 22:08:14 +00:00
kris
4ddc1bc502 Correct some typos.
Submitted by:	pscott@the-frontier.org
PR:		misc/51909
MFC After:	The average lifetime of a Star Trek redshirt
2003-07-13 03:49:43 +00:00
gsutter
0ef0af100d Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one. 2003-06-19 22:52:50 +00:00
murray
b7b34ce351 In the build process, fortune files have been randomized since at
least the 4.4-lite days.  This is pointless, since fortune(6) performs
its own randomization.  It was also problematic for binary update
systems such as ports/security/freebsd-update.  This commit simply
removes the -r option to strfile so that the datfiles are constant.

Submitted by:	Colin Percival <cperciva@sfu.ca>
2003-06-19 07:02:00 +00:00
joerg
f6ea208247 Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing.
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)
2003-06-18 12:46:20 +00:00
hoek
3c90750b56 Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time. 2003-05-31 16:27:53 +00:00
obrien
29ca60cd43 Make the __FBSDID usage consistent
and protect copyright[] from Gcc 3.3's whining.
2003-05-05 09:52:25 +00:00
eivind
8108de7acd Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many. 2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
17909c6793 Remove duplicates 2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00
eivind
cf31398a39 Fix two more typos 2003-03-24 18:56:36 +00:00
eivind
6d7adbe05f Fix typos 2003-03-19 18:21:42 +00:00
eivind
b4af86ece1 Fix typo 2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
eivind
53a6ab26a8 Remove duplicates 2003-03-19 17:55:17 +00:00
eivind
a9cd7fc85f Fix typos 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +00:00
eivind
8e84221316 Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
dcs
04f555afa6 Improved version of Unix sex.
Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
2003-03-17 20:59:50 +00:00
grog
62cc0d370a Add long-term view of astronomy.
Submitted by:	newton

The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm.  Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.
2003-03-15 02:10:53 +00:00
fanf
7ba87a9f79 At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke,
but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
2003-03-10 19:58:37 +00:00
dcs
b100e85d18 We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them. 2003-03-10 13:47:43 +00:00
wollman
07cbda74cc Fix style of recent additions and sort. 2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
mike
92406d0c35 Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE. 2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
dcs
ab0fc95d65 EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself). 2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
schweikh
27b8d5c85d Fix a grammar bogon.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door.
2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
wollman
01c7d91f2d Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press. 2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
ceri
33432d3e3d "Happiness" is a noun.
PR:		misc/47345
Submitted by:	Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
fanf
1b5bb7d461 Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming. 2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
schweikh
fbcaeafab9 Correct typos.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door
2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
robert
4ac1e02451 Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist
in the base system anymore.
2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
wes
044bfdd6f0 Add Warner Losh quote.
Submitted by:	Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
mike
a403dcb64a Immortalize a Robert Watson quote. 2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00