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@ -2181,6 +2181,16 @@ And bring me back ma prick. I canna wait for him to die
Afore I have a pee.
-- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry"
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1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: GOLF.
AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller
your balls.
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10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:
1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.