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577 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Rebecca Cran
d886030b8a Move potentially offensive fortune to fortunes-o.
PR:	bin/137702
MFC after:	3 days
2011-02-13 18:18:56 +00:00
Colin Percival
0873fefd57 Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek.
Suggested by:	wilko
Approved by:	Thomas Ptacek
Security:	New parents often feel very insecure.
2010-09-29 23:47:06 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
ec6f1f4a71 fix the move so that it matches what the rest of the internet
says about this game...  This move also makes more sense...

MFC after:	1 week
2010-09-03 03:20:34 +00:00
Max Khon
1dd592007a "whereis netscape" gives empty output for quite a long time already.
Suggest to use "whereis firefox" instead.
2010-08-09 09:26:17 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
684eaf44c0 Fix indention of attribution line for some recent additions.
MFC after:	3 days
2010-07-30 20:20:14 +00:00
Doug Barton
19b7052d55 Correct a Cecil Beaton quote
PR:		docs/148916
Submitted by:	Rob Farmer <rfarmer@predatorlabs.net>
2010-07-25 21:35:56 +00:00
Doug Barton
9dad55defc Taken from actual police videos ... 2010-06-26 07:02:31 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
5889adb09d Sync fortunes with other *BSDs
- Spelling errors
- Typographical fixes
- Consistent attributions
- Use Jr. more consistently
- Capitalization of dictionary-like entries
- Sorting using tools/do_sort
- Remove duplicate fortunes
- Style according to the Notes file
- Reflect correct default fortune name in Notes
- Remove some no longer needed spelling hints
- Drop latin1 characters (sorry Mårten)

This is a partial sync against the DragonflyBSD sources, where a lot of
fixes from Free, Net and OpenBSD were merged previously. Only about 50%
of the changes originate from there, the rest was done by dougb and
yours truly.

Partial review by:	wilko (earlier version), ed (dito)
In collaboration with:	dougb
Approved by:		ed (co-mentor)
2010-03-31 18:21:25 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
fb24fced05 s/all ready/already/
Submitted by:	ru@, gj@
2010-02-26 16:27:11 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
499608ad34 On the (non)sense of legal disclaimers in emails. 2010-02-25 15:03:57 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
cd6ceabc3d Prefer exit(0) from main over return(0).
Although not explicitly mentioned in style(9), it allows for easier
grepping of exit points. This reverts part of r203926.

Requested by:	des
Approved by:	philip (mentor)
2010-02-21 21:03:15 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
5499562eca fortune(6) switch to 3-clause BSDL; style(9)
This reduces the diff to other *BSD and makes it possible to actually
see the code differences.

Approved by:	ed (Co-mentor)
2010-02-15 15:10:21 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
f6a71b56a1 games: make WARNS=6 the default, remove overrides
This also bumps factor, fortune, primes, and random to WARNS=6.

Approved by:	ed (Co-mentor)
2010-02-15 14:32:00 +00:00
Ulrich Spörlein
21b0c303a4 fortune(6) make WARNS=6 clean
Fixes taken mostly from DragonflyBSD.

Approved by:	ed (Co-mentor)
2010-02-15 14:31:30 +00:00
George V. Neville-Neil
c97a53e8b9 Add the definition of Mistakeholder 2010-02-09 14:51:39 +00:00
Gavin Atkinson
1b19ce3e0a Our standard "xterm" termcap entry supports colour, so this tip is redundant.
As it happens, "xterm-color" has just been an alias for "xterm" since
src/share/termcap/termcap.src 1.131 in September 2002.

PR:		docs/132959
Approved by:	ed (mentor)
2010-01-11 21:17:49 +00:00
Doug Barton
c670f97a6b For the now-infamous Rumsfeld quote:
Change "there're" to "there are" which is consistent with the vast
majority of on line references.

Remove a spurious trailing "

Update the citation text with a suggestion from des.
2010-01-07 23:30:10 +00:00
Stanislav Sedov
e851fd040e - Move potentially offensive quotes I committed recently to fortunes-o.
- Reference date.
- Be more clear on context.

Suggested by:	dougb
2010-01-05 23:35:43 +00:00
Doug Barton
a573c11cf5 Remove more duplicates
Minor reformatting on a few
2010-01-05 19:40:32 +00:00
Stanislav Sedov
8d7446f925 - Add two particulary interesting quotes from the past decade. 2010-01-04 09:16:35 +00:00
Ed Schouten
f29b2b9bef Use ANSI C function declarations. 2009-12-29 08:42:58 +00:00
Doug Barton
79b871ac8a Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486
Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959
2009-11-07 22:13:29 +00:00
Doug Barton
152f5570db Move Warner's very funny comparison of VCS to anal sex into fortunes-o 2009-11-07 21:28:21 +00:00
Doug Barton
355179569c Remove the svn:executable property from this file 2009-11-07 21:02:40 +00:00
Doug Barton
4c061eaa53 Fix not only the grammar, but also the formatting that makes the gag 2009-11-04 18:40:05 +00:00
Doug Barton
0f3d628ce3 "Potluck Pogo" was a collection of Walt Kelly's "Pogo" cartoons
first published in 1955. "Putluck Pogo" seems to be a typo.
2009-10-06 02:13:32 +00:00
Doug Barton
10dc5fab2e Fix several instances of spaces before commas, and one of a space
before a ).

PR:		docs/136723
Submitted by:	Ulrich Sporlein <uqs@spoerlein.net>
Approved by:	re (kib)
2009-07-16 20:29:36 +00:00
Edwin Groothuis
ca67260eba Misc fixed to fortunes
PR:		conf/112024
Submitted by:	Niclas Zeising <niclas.zeising@gmail.com>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-05 07:57:10 +00:00
Edwin Groothuis
b962a0d6e0 [patch] fortune(6): George Bernard Shaw quote fix
From the original PR:

    s/milestones/millstones/
    and less important..
    s/man/Man/
    Not every source I've seen capitalizes 'Man', but it seems
    right. Uncapitalized 'man' would usually be preceded by
    an 'a'. But I haven't seen any reference cite the orignal
    source yet, so I can't say for sure.

http://quotationsbook.com/quote/31568/

PR:		conf/131469
Submitted by:	John Hein <jhein@timing.com>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-04 22:01:50 +00:00
Edwin Groothuis
d0e67068f4 [patch] fortune(6): file not Y2.01K compliant
Update the time in the fortune to make the joke a little bit more
realistic again: Bump year from 2009 to 2039.

PR:		conf/129860
Submitted by:	Alan Amesbury <amesbury@umn.edu>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-04 21:55:07 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4b3b785fc8 Too good to pass. 2009-03-06 13:24:54 +00:00
Simon L. B. Nielsen
8efe053612 netcat is "now" in base, so point people at nc(1) instead of the port.
MFC after:	1 week
2009-01-12 19:17:43 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
2df20601a8 Another good day for historical quotes, Oliver Wendell Holmes brought to
you by Thomas L. Friedman.

 (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08friedman.html?ref=opinion)
2008-10-08 19:39:22 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
7fd08dc0f9 A Wittgenstein quote according to David Ignatius
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/10/the_town_hall_debate_in_praise.html
2008-10-08 06:39:05 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
921651bdd3 Use __FreeBSD_version check since it is bootstrap tool 2008-08-07 21:36:09 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
b3dfe39b3a Add reference to arc4random_uniform(3) 2008-08-07 20:07:30 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
dc5fe8845b Use arc4random_uniform(3) 2008-08-07 20:05:51 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
808463a45f Use arc4random_uniform(3)
Obtained from:  OpenBSD
2008-08-07 20:02:42 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
7daafceb67 Add a quote too good to miss from:
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/08/schneier_misquo.html

(and reorder one I appearantly didn't get in the right place last time.)
2008-08-02 20:11:56 +00:00
Maxim Konovalov
e647cc3dba o Alan Shepard was first American in the space; fix attribution.
o Correct Alan's surname.

PR:		bin/125812
Submitted by:	Derek Taylor [1], gavin [2]
MFC after:	1 week
2008-07-22 14:21:56 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
189af44216 Unmangle an E.W.Dijkstra quote. 2008-07-14 18:45:06 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
69301d4c17 Apply learning from RAIEC (Redundant Array of Independeng English Courses)
kindly provided by four different correspondents since my last commit.
2008-07-07 10:04:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e1747bd4de Two quotes too good to miss. 2008-07-05 08:54:58 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
603609c7f4 Months in English are capitalized (even when abbreviated). 2008-06-25 04:56:08 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a2c7567159 +Computers can't cruise. Meandering is a foreign concept to them.
+The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate
+goal.  Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off
+course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!"
+               -- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 jun 2008)
2008-06-23 20:27:37 +00:00
Remko Lodder
6ef67a1ead Remove a quote about the instant-workstation, this port
has been removed ages ago.

PR:		docs/124166
Submitted by:	keramida
Prodded by:	novel,keramida
2008-05-31 18:07:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f3344cb58f This bloke has his priorities straight:
+"Can you be more stupid than aggravating the judge AND your lawyer?
+No? Oh yes you can: You can aggravate the whole kernel community."
+               -- Alexander Lyamin (about Hans Reisers murder trial)

Found at: http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9925607-7.html?tag=nefd.top
2008-04-29 13:02:21 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
891c55ab8d Add a missing quote symbol. 2008-04-26 22:15:03 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
80a48bc576 Just met Kurt Vonnegut's quote remarkably relevant
to open software development (as well as to the other
kinds of human activity.)
2008-04-26 22:12:31 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
61f3d0ccf7 Put back the quote from Chinggis Khan removed in rev. 1.259.
The quote predated rev. 1.232, which rev. 1.259 was to correct;
therefore it was protected by the "Don't remove fortunes" rule.

Noticed by:	ceri
Pointy hat to:	yar
2008-04-03 10:22:56 +00:00