Commit Graph

123 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
the unnamed IRC channel.
2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Murray Stokely
a43a70d6c6 Tip Correction : s/seconds/minutes/
PR:		docs/30844
Submitted by:	Andrew <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2001-09-27 00:43:28 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07 Update a duplicate quotation.
PR:		30228
MFC after:	2 weeks
2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Alexander Langer
d33a962d07 Move /etc/defaults/make.conf to /usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf as
discussed on the arch@ mailinglist (after repo-copy).

sys.mk will .error if it finds /etc/defaults/make.conf but include
it anyways (this is the same behaviour as with the make.conf.local
removal).

/usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf has BDEFLAGS commented out now,
since it's only an example file.

Adjust all textes that talk about make.conf or defaults/make.conf to
match the new situation.
2001-08-30 22:44:51 +00:00
Michael Haro
821213b97f Remove whitespace after %. The whitespace was causing strfile to not see
the % string section break and thus fortune was producing a rather large
multi-fortune fortune message.
2001-08-12 20:32:37 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
                -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>

Submitted by:	Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
d6368edb13 Fix a couple of typos. 2001-06-30 14:42:20 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
6a2ceb2365 Remove two duplicate tips and correct formatting of an attribution. 2001-06-26 02:36:26 +00:00
Brian Somers
4a824adfc0 What to do when :w tells you you haven't got permission. 2001-06-25 21:05:55 +00:00
Brian Somers
b363588c62 Mention that sh supports command line editing 2001-06-25 20:45:52 +00:00
Brian Somers
3579379c2d Mention that vi supports split-screen mode. 2001-06-25 20:44:03 +00:00
Brian Somers
5fc478617d Suggest using .login/.profile to set environment variables, not
.cshrc/.bashrc/.zshrc/.shrc
2001-06-25 20:41:42 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).
Reviewed by:	phk, eivind, nra
2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44 Remove some more duplicate fortunes. 2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bfe01aa7f2 "Unmount" is spelled "umount", not "unmount". 2001-06-20 20:14:36 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z. 2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5 Remove a duplicate entry. 2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Nik Clayton
c0ff1dac05 Fix a couple of tips, and add a new one.
Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-19 16:46:58 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
df7f3392c8 Correct some typos.
PR:		28251
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-06-19 05:46:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
dc6af80701 More tips. I'd never heard of look(1) before.
Submitted by:	Dru <genisis@istar.ca>
2001-06-16 16:45:52 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d2c070d4fb More tips, this time from the Russian Fidonet FreeBSD Echo.
And I never knew about ports(7) before.

Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-16 11:42:28 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
6bd894ed2f De-credit myself in order to be consistent.
Also add a few more tips while I am here.
2001-06-15 18:23:44 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d03d64a379 More tips.
Submitted by:	David Scheidt <dscheidt@tumbolia.com>
2001-06-15 10:47:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
a69a66d079 Add a new category of fortunes, 'freebsd-tips'. Useful hints, advice, and
pointers to areas of the system that might not be apparent on first
inspection.
2001-06-15 08:45:43 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
ecce24742d Games ownership cleanup.
Urged by:	bde
2001-06-13 15:26:31 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
3bb753ca7d s/Cthulu/Cthulhu/
Alas, the first one is a repeat in a slightly different format and
ought to be removed (or the other copy). I'll leave that to more
enterprising souls, though (Cthulhu loves enterprising souls).

MFC after:	3 days
2001-05-21 21:30:45 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764 %DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct. 2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
70252de401 Axe out duplicate.
Not to submitter: (I don't let Jordan use my axe)

PR:		24782
Submitted by:	Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
2001-03-28 11:10:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d03811a2cf Spelling fixes.
PR:		20474
Submitted by:	Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de>
2001-03-28 11:08:32 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d2f50a4667 Remove duplicate.
PR:		19670
Submitted by:	Anton Berezin <tobez@tobez.org>
2001-03-28 11:06:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417 Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.
PR:		23132
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949 Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/ 2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed Remove spurious '"'.
PR:		24979
Submitted by:	Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51 Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash. 2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
David Malone
13d0228de1 Correct spelling of foresight.
PR:		24637
Submitted by:	Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
2001-01-25 17:17:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569 Remove a duplicate fortune.
PR:		21629
Submitted by:	Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559 Correct a bignum.
Detected-by: 	lang/clisp
Approved-by:	jkh
2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
David Malone
25524f1985 Remove one other dup. 2000-10-12 09:26:33 +00:00
David Malone
371d271e9f Remove some duplicated Dijkstra quotes and add a new one.
Approved by:	jkh
2000-10-12 09:16:23 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ed539fcc50 Add an amusing spoonerism.
Submitted by:	Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au>
Approved by:	jkh
2000-10-10 01:55:08 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a416909903 Remove a duplicate Feyman quote. Add his problem-solving algorithm. 2000-09-30 09:52:49 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0 Add definitions of hardware and software. 2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345 Add another Bill Paul quote.
Approved by:	jkh
2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9 put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
1ea75e4b0c Remove garbage. 2000-06-02 12:49:57 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
51f32c1d17 Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to
reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.
2000-06-01 20:33:14 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
fcd0f2aa36 Remove a couple of dups and fix a typo. This doesn't touch dups that
are dupped between here (fortunes2) and fortunes.
2000-05-28 05:21:45 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
de79c0b6c6 A set of diffs to bring the new murphy into line with the
fortune/Notes fortmatting instructions.  Also fix a couple typos.
I did a bit of this, by Cy Schubert did most of it.  Thanks Cy!
2000-05-28 05:06:38 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
39758512e0 Quoting submitter:
This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00