481 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
cperciva
5cb9bcbf09 Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek.
Suggested by:	wilko
Approved by:	Thomas Ptacek
Security:	New parents often feel very insecure.
2010-09-29 23:47:06 +00:00
jmg
dea7e7503e fix the move so that it matches what the rest of the internet
says about this game...  This move also makes more sense...

MFC after:	1 week
2010-09-03 03:20:34 +00:00
fjoe
855b4d34ca "whereis netscape" gives empty output for quite a long time already.
Suggest to use "whereis firefox" instead.
2010-08-09 09:26:17 +00:00
uqs
d5b10f78d9 Fix indention of attribution line for some recent additions.
MFC after:	3 days
2010-07-30 20:20:14 +00:00
dougb
0e1b75189b Correct a Cecil Beaton quote
PR:		docs/148916
Submitted by:	Rob Farmer <rfarmer@predatorlabs.net>
2010-07-25 21:35:56 +00:00
dougb
96f7f6794f Taken from actual police videos ... 2010-06-26 07:02:31 +00:00
uqs
b9a504725e Sync fortunes with other *BSDs
- Spelling errors
- Typographical fixes
- Consistent attributions
- Use Jr. more consistently
- Capitalization of dictionary-like entries
- Sorting using tools/do_sort
- Remove duplicate fortunes
- Style according to the Notes file
- Reflect correct default fortune name in Notes
- Remove some no longer needed spelling hints
- Drop latin1 characters (sorry Mårten)

This is a partial sync against the DragonflyBSD sources, where a lot of
fixes from Free, Net and OpenBSD were merged previously. Only about 50%
of the changes originate from there, the rest was done by dougb and
yours truly.

Partial review by:	wilko (earlier version), ed (dito)
In collaboration with:	dougb
Approved by:		ed (co-mentor)
2010-03-31 18:21:25 +00:00
wilko
2c2b4cb0e3 s/all ready/already/
Submitted by:	ru@, gj@
2010-02-26 16:27:11 +00:00
wilko
709c06294d On the (non)sense of legal disclaimers in emails. 2010-02-25 15:03:57 +00:00
gnn
a98b1b2040 Add the definition of Mistakeholder 2010-02-09 14:51:39 +00:00
gavin
191eb488de Our standard "xterm" termcap entry supports colour, so this tip is redundant.
As it happens, "xterm-color" has just been an alias for "xterm" since
src/share/termcap/termcap.src 1.131 in September 2002.

PR:		docs/132959
Approved by:	ed (mentor)
2010-01-11 21:17:49 +00:00
dougb
2be9e943a9 For the now-infamous Rumsfeld quote:
Change "there're" to "there are" which is consistent with the vast
majority of on line references.

Remove a spurious trailing "

Update the citation text with a suggestion from des.
2010-01-07 23:30:10 +00:00
stas
a3ff55adf7 - Move potentially offensive quotes I committed recently to fortunes-o.
- Reference date.
- Be more clear on context.

Suggested by:	dougb
2010-01-05 23:35:43 +00:00
dougb
633e4d704e Remove more duplicates
Minor reformatting on a few
2010-01-05 19:40:32 +00:00
stas
05cd6c9186 - Add two particulary interesting quotes from the past decade. 2010-01-04 09:16:35 +00:00
dougb
fd872f39d3 Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486
Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959
2009-11-07 22:13:29 +00:00
dougb
66c17d4f6c Move Warner's very funny comparison of VCS to anal sex into fortunes-o 2009-11-07 21:28:21 +00:00
dougb
b115416644 Remove the svn:executable property from this file 2009-11-07 21:02:40 +00:00
dougb
838964588b Fix not only the grammar, but also the formatting that makes the gag 2009-11-04 18:40:05 +00:00
dougb
3ebab44f62 "Potluck Pogo" was a collection of Walt Kelly's "Pogo" cartoons
first published in 1955. "Putluck Pogo" seems to be a typo.
2009-10-06 02:13:32 +00:00
dougb
bfbc302bca Fix several instances of spaces before commas, and one of a space
before a ).

PR:		docs/136723
Submitted by:	Ulrich Sporlein <uqs@spoerlein.net>
Approved by:	re (kib)
2009-07-16 20:29:36 +00:00
edwin
c284a3411a Misc fixed to fortunes
PR:		conf/112024
Submitted by:	Niclas Zeising <niclas.zeising@gmail.com>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-05 07:57:10 +00:00
edwin
918be43d84 [patch] fortune(6): George Bernard Shaw quote fix
From the original PR:

    s/milestones/millstones/
    and less important..
    s/man/Man/
    Not every source I've seen capitalizes 'Man', but it seems
    right. Uncapitalized 'man' would usually be preceded by
    an 'a'. But I haven't seen any reference cite the orignal
    source yet, so I can't say for sure.

http://quotationsbook.com/quote/31568/

PR:		conf/131469
Submitted by:	John Hein <jhein@timing.com>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-04 22:01:50 +00:00
edwin
9fb430ebd0 [patch] fortune(6): file not Y2.01K compliant
Update the time in the fortune to make the joke a little bit more
realistic again: Bump year from 2009 to 2039.

PR:		conf/129860
Submitted by:	Alan Amesbury <amesbury@umn.edu>
MFC after:	2 days
2009-06-04 21:55:07 +00:00
phk
18d3f8ff52 Too good to pass. 2009-03-06 13:24:54 +00:00
simon
8ccecdd30b netcat is "now" in base, so point people at nc(1) instead of the port.
MFC after:	1 week
2009-01-12 19:17:43 +00:00
phk
8bdcb17f53 Another good day for historical quotes, Oliver Wendell Holmes brought to
you by Thomas L. Friedman.

 (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08friedman.html?ref=opinion)
2008-10-08 19:39:22 +00:00
phk
c4a12279db A Wittgenstein quote according to David Ignatius
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/10/the_town_hall_debate_in_praise.html
2008-10-08 06:39:05 +00:00
phk
62173de879 Add a quote too good to miss from:
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/08/schneier_misquo.html

(and reorder one I appearantly didn't get in the right place last time.)
2008-08-02 20:11:56 +00:00
maxim
3348213ee8 o Alan Shepard was first American in the space; fix attribution.
o Correct Alan's surname.

PR:		bin/125812
Submitted by:	Derek Taylor [1], gavin [2]
MFC after:	1 week
2008-07-22 14:21:56 +00:00
phk
35ea526131 Unmangle an E.W.Dijkstra quote. 2008-07-14 18:45:06 +00:00
phk
55dcd10be4 Apply learning from RAIEC (Redundant Array of Independeng English Courses)
kindly provided by four different correspondents since my last commit.
2008-07-07 10:04:16 +00:00
phk
b754e07b66 Two quotes too good to miss. 2008-07-05 08:54:58 +00:00
wollman
0ed5f14f61 Months in English are capitalized (even when abbreviated). 2008-06-25 04:56:08 +00:00
phk
24cfc84964 +Computers can't cruise. Meandering is a foreign concept to them.
+The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate
+goal.  Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off
+course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!"
+               -- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 jun 2008)
2008-06-23 20:27:37 +00:00
remko
64ffd17398 Remove a quote about the instant-workstation, this port
has been removed ages ago.

PR:		docs/124166
Submitted by:	keramida
Prodded by:	novel,keramida
2008-05-31 18:07:16 +00:00
phk
6f0b87d389 This bloke has his priorities straight:
+"Can you be more stupid than aggravating the judge AND your lawyer?
+No? Oh yes you can: You can aggravate the whole kernel community."
+               -- Alexander Lyamin (about Hans Reisers murder trial)

Found at: http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9925607-7.html?tag=nefd.top
2008-04-29 13:02:21 +00:00
yar
fe216cb310 Add a missing quote symbol. 2008-04-26 22:15:03 +00:00
yar
d250673e6a Just met Kurt Vonnegut's quote remarkably relevant
to open software development (as well as to the other
kinds of human activity.)
2008-04-26 22:12:31 +00:00
yar
42186e4f70 Put back the quote from Chinggis Khan removed in rev. 1.259.
The quote predated rev. 1.232, which rev. 1.259 was to correct;
therefore it was protected by the "Don't remove fortunes" rule.

Noticed by:	ceri
Pointy hat to:	yar
2008-04-03 10:22:56 +00:00
ganbold
142c75022d Improve some quotes of Chinggis Khan.
Remove militant and moralized quotes of Chinggis Khan.
Add one more quote of Chinggis Khan.

Reviewed by: yar
Approved by: keramida(mentor)
2008-03-31 10:28:09 +00:00
dds
c29fa92243 Fix typo. 2008-03-03 10:06:52 +00:00
yar
81520a3e82 Add another very relevant quote from "The Elements of Programming Style"
by Kernighan and Plauger.
2008-02-28 15:16:24 +00:00
yar
429cd30f27 It was Plauger, not Ritchie, who co-authored both editions
of "The Elements of Programming Style".  Also spell the name
of the book properly.
2008-02-28 15:12:05 +00:00
des
512275f6c4 A real gem from freebsd-current@ 2008-01-10 14:51:24 +00:00
schweikh
d65b2b4159 Typo; s/relied/replied 2008-01-07 10:31:17 +00:00
dougb
d317da326d Fix a few small typos, and remove one duplicate.
I'm intentionally not sorting this file since it won't be added to.
(Although, if it were sorted the duplicate would have been easier to see.)

:)
2007-12-31 18:38:32 +00:00
wilko
84caa23bad Aussie New Years wish 2007-12-28 17:57:25 +00:00
schweikh
e3b63ab417 Typos corrected. 2007-12-25 16:36:52 +00:00
wilko
602d82ddca On Christmas lights. 2007-12-23 16:31:05 +00:00