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802 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
phk
4ce13c1db4 A too good Feynman quote to pass up. 2003-12-07 10:03:20 +00:00
phk
bba6b06ef4 Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection. 2003-11-12 20:08:47 +00:00
wilko
d31466d172 reformat HP eng. mgr quote
Requested by: nate
2003-11-10 23:08:39 +00:00
roam
a69e97d1cc Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'.
PR:		58909
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
MFC after:	1 week
2003-11-04 09:21:59 +00:00
phk
a401023210 Add a '-l' option suitable for use with /dev/led/* lamps. 2003-11-03 11:05:43 +00:00
phk
947a627bb5 Addition. 2003-10-20 21:22:41 +00:00
fanf
4e2a8e2c7e A comment about spam and cockroaches.
Suggested by:	dwmalone
2003-10-16 15:25:19 +00:00
tg
c803b8b6aa Fix typo. 2003-10-15 10:25:31 +00:00
schweikh
bd52f2d8e9 Correct a typo (s/And/An/) 2003-10-12 11:37:15 +00:00
schweikh
bf3be14755 Removed "Gerat" which is a typo of "Great".
Added FreeBSD ID.
2003-10-08 16:49:19 +00:00
wollman
81afeec072 Retrocomputing alternate history.... 2003-10-07 15:09:19 +00:00
wilko
d8080c433b Polish last fortune.
Suggested by: nate
2003-10-06 22:11:03 +00:00
wilko
3405ad9023 'Upon the release of the second version'
Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl
MFC after: 2 weeks
2003-10-06 19:34:35 +00:00
eivind
0ec2a2b19b Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
dougb
9cf6c7ed90 * Fix a duplicate "how how"
* Fix pedstals -> pedestals
2003-08-31 23:05:39 +00:00
ceri
e3cf310790 Correct a grammatical error.
PR:		misc/54967
Submitted by:	Paul A. Scott <pscott@the-frontier.org>
MFC After:	4 weeks
2003-08-25 20:08:16 +00:00
ache
26ffc627d8 LANG->LC_ALL
Pointed by:     ru
2003-08-04 21:31:53 +00:00
ache
6d81d82b79 Use LANG=C before tr to be shure that ranges are correct 2003-08-04 15:31:57 +00:00
ache
c35593dd41 Rename collate_range_cmp() to stable_collate_range_cmp() to indicate
that it is not the common variant.
Remove doubtful microoptimization there.
2003-08-03 19:44:36 +00:00
schweikh
def68bc11e Fix a tip about how to create an empty file[1].
Remove tip about retired kget(8).
Fix a typo.

PR:	conf/54334
Submitted by:	Mark Huizer <xaa+sendpr@timewasters.nl>
MFC after:	3 days
2003-08-02 20:36:28 +00:00
mux
8bcb5ee872 Remove a duplicate entry. 2003-07-25 11:14:03 +00:00
markm
376c7c030b Don't check for the existance of src/crypto/ for building items that
may contain crypto. The days of ITAR paranoia are over, and the simple
macro tests that remain are sufficient.
2003-07-24 18:30:25 +00:00
mph
e8546e1e8a Eliminate a duplicate. 2003-07-14 22:22:56 +00:00
jhb
34cf1095cb Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested
content when replying to an e-mail.
2003-07-14 22:08:14 +00:00
kris
2796980f7c Correct some typos.
Submitted by:	pscott@the-frontier.org
PR:		misc/51909
MFC After:	The average lifetime of a Star Trek redshirt
2003-07-13 03:49:43 +00:00
will
003ad51e2a Handle 12-hour clocks properly: when the time is 00:00-00:59, adjust the
hour to 12 so the time reads "12:00-12:59 AM".
2003-06-23 16:01:11 +00:00
gsutter
1ce49745e1 Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one. 2003-06-19 22:52:50 +00:00
murray
1f5522a497 In the build process, fortune files have been randomized since at
least the 4.4-lite days.  This is pointless, since fortune(6) performs
its own randomization.  It was also problematic for binary update
systems such as ports/security/freebsd-update.  This commit simply
removes the -r option to strfile so that the datfiles are constant.

Submitted by:	Colin Percival <cperciva@sfu.ca>
2003-06-19 07:02:00 +00:00
joerg
dbea3df4e6 Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing.
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)
2003-06-18 12:46:20 +00:00
hoek
7a3fdc58a0 Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time. 2003-05-31 16:27:53 +00:00
des
5aabe4b4db add a NOCRYPT check alongside the NO_OPENSSL check.
Approved by:	re (scottl)
2003-05-19 15:52:50 +00:00
ru
7fa127e932 mdoc(7) police: Make SYNOPSIS match usage().
Approved by:	re (blanket)
2003-05-16 21:27:23 +00:00
ru
5e69537ef5 mdoc(7) police: Added "rot13" to the NAME section.
Approved by:	re (blanket)
2003-05-16 21:26:39 +00:00
obrien
392c53b560 Make the __FBSDID usage consistent
and protect copyright[] from Gcc 3.3's whining.
2003-05-05 09:52:25 +00:00
mux
c91649aa81 Add an option to print the time in 12-hour format.
Submitted by:	Samy Al Bahra <samy@kerneled.com>
2003-03-28 16:37:45 +00:00
eivind
d22ded66bf Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many. 2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
46bf9e26a7 Remove duplicates 2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00
eivind
6c8ac02e62 Fix two more typos 2003-03-24 18:56:36 +00:00
tjr
7444018a7f Explain what the rot13 script does.
PR:		39044
2003-03-24 11:18:30 +00:00
eivind
779673e2b7 Fix typos 2003-03-19 18:21:42 +00:00
eivind
ed072c17cf Fix typo 2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
eivind
3e7fb199ef Remove duplicates 2003-03-19 17:55:17 +00:00
eivind
18111c9405 Fix typos 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +00:00
eivind
13530229f4 Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
dcs
2575bf9123 Improved version of Unix sex.
Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
2003-03-17 20:59:50 +00:00
grog
7467400839 Add long-term view of astronomy.
Submitted by:	newton

The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm.  Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.
2003-03-15 02:10:53 +00:00
fanf
a824da445b At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke,
but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
2003-03-10 19:58:37 +00:00
dcs
774a21c5f7 We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them. 2003-03-10 13:47:43 +00:00
wollman
6706d1e5c2 Fix style of recent additions and sort. 2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
mike
925e5bf5a9 Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE. 2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
dcs
5a2e3e0dfe EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself). 2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
schweikh
021053ab88 Fix a grammar bogon.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door.
2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
wollman
49ccb4d057 Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press. 2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
ru
26cbc7939f Fixed SYNOPSIS.
Expanded stdin/stdout definitions.
Ordered the SEE ALSO references.
Moved some chat from the BUGS section to freebsd-chat@.
Removed ``cvs log'' material from the HISTORY section.
2003-02-23 01:44:14 +00:00
ceri
23b3d3e001 "Happiness" is a noun.
PR:		misc/47345
Submitted by:	Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
fanf
0768175e02 Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming. 2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
schweikh
a787a2ce23 Correct typos.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door
2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
seanc
cb6083f980 flexlint rears its head as well as some style(9) fixes[1]. Fixed a
few bugs for a few corner cases and correctly handle the case where
read(2) is read()'ing from a non-file descriptor and could get fewer
bytes back than the buffer, but it isn't EOF[2].  random(6) extensively
tested and believed to be bug free (save performance for large files).

Submitted by:	mkm [1], tjr[2]
2003-02-15 10:26:10 +00:00
robert
cf513b76e7 Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist
in the base system anymore.
2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
wes
bebc78d3e1 Add Warner Losh quote.
Submitted by:	Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
seanc
0f9b087524 Update random(6) to have the ability to randomize a file/stdin based
off of lines or words.  See the man page for details.

Reviewed by:	markm
MFC after:	3 days
2003-02-11 19:32:18 +00:00
mike
be6f69b501 Immortalize a Robert Watson quote. 2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00
fanf
9d04c4bbe7 Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection
filk that also appears in fortunes2.
2003-01-23 19:23:52 +00:00
schweikh
4c7a08b14a s/Kank/Kang/ (the klingon)
PR:	misc/45012
Submitted by:	Steve Coltrin <spcoltri@omcl.org>
2003-01-04 17:08:23 +00:00
schweikh
d3367c5f5d Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,
especially in troff files.
2003-01-01 18:49:04 +00:00
schweikh
86f7487fb6 Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/
Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
2002-12-30 21:18:15 +00:00
ru
2a1141d1d9 mdoc(7) police: Added the missing .Os call; it's not strictly
necessary nowadays, but is documented as "required", and may
become so again in the future.

Approved by:	re
2002-12-11 15:55:29 +00:00
ru
4cbb8ca45a mdoc(7) police: sweep. 2002-11-29 16:21:33 +00:00
schweikh
8275a80403 Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment.
MFC after:	3 days
2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
joerg
856dc69260 set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name.
MFC after:	1 day
2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
dcs
5cbd8d2e81 Add gerrold.limerick to the building process. 2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
dcs
b8f6d0dd7f Finished at last. 2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
dcs
e53748a0c6 Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how
long certain people take to return books...).

Still more to go.
2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
fanf
c98f436d67 The future's bright: the future's Ballard... 2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
phk
e1248d5245 Add a fortune for people who have read their classics. 2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
markm
6ca574b57e Remove old build glue for removed games. 2002-10-21 10:05:14 +00:00
markm
e41bd31deb Deorbit complete. We dont build these anymore, so into the attic they go. 2002-10-21 07:40:27 +00:00
tom
e5e93f10fa Minor grammatical correction 2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
markm
cc5521cdd1 Do not build the majority of the games. Remaining are the
"utility-like" games and everyone's favourite, fortune(6).
2002-10-20 11:18:56 +00:00
blackend
dcc30834b3 Fix the path to the make.conf example file.
PR:		docs/44278
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
fanf
6221a0f65e So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um.
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
fanf
945b6729d9 Last commit was slightly hasty: #include <string.h> is required on
-CURRENT to be WARNS-safe (but not -STABLE for some reason)
2002-10-09 20:42:40 +00:00
fanf
492a7532d8 Kill obsolete #include <memory.h> which I didn't spot earlier because
it's still in the NetBSD version.
2002-10-09 20:30:57 +00:00
fanf
b67dc726b1 Mdocify and fix a load of errors dating back to the dawn of time.
Don't mention hard limits for factor(6) since it now has bignum support.

Obtained from:	NetBSD (mdoc only -- their man page is still mostly wrong)
2002-10-09 20:00:25 +00:00
fanf
8adc3488ac Factorize bignums using the Pollard Rho algorithm. The code comes
from NetBSD, altered to retain the FreeBSD -h feature and various
stylistic improvements and avoid regressions. In the absence of
OpenSSL (and therefore bignums) the old code is used.

PR:		43831
Reviewed by:	kris, markm, obrien
Obtained from:	NetBSD
MFC after:	2 weeks
2002-10-09 19:55:04 +00:00
fanf
b5ea937ee8 Style fixes to: #include ordering; use const and static; ANSI functions;
various usage synopses; bogus and/or unnecessary casting; exit values;
use LINE_MAX instead of magic numbers; declare extern variables in a
header; add $FreeBSD$ where missing.

Reviewed by:    markm, obrien
Obtained from:  NetBSD | fanf
2002-10-09 19:38:55 +00:00
jmallett
731a2cb152 As back-out requests must be followed, back out the removal of wargames(6)
at mike@'s request.
2002-10-09 01:46:37 +00:00
jmallett
9bfc1ff68c Remove the wargames(6) novelty [and not the fun kind]:
1) It never was very funny.
	2) It was a N line shell script where N is less than
	   X, where X is the number of lines of the Berkeley
	   copyright and license.
	3) I rewrote it in C with the intention of making it
	   more interactive, ala the movie, but never did.
	4) Because it really is possible for at least some
	   parts of a distribution to shrink between releases.

X-No-MFC:	This game will remain in RELENG_4 and previous.
X-Bikesheds-To:	markm@
Approved by:	The #bsdcode cabal.
Obtained from:	Professor Falken
2002-10-08 20:19:26 +00:00
jmallett
41b0e03e7c We're missing none of these games, they just aren't here. 2002-10-08 20:15:30 +00:00
schweikh
7db6eff0eb Correct the description of what fortunes get installed (by default, also the
offensive ones). Make it clear that datfiles/Makefile needs to be edited in
case someone wants it otherwise.

PR:		misc/36153
Submitted by:	Nick Jennings <nick@namodn.com>
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door.
2002-09-24 19:00:52 +00:00
schweikh
fb29191f96 s/seems to thing/seems to think
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door
2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
tg
bf5dfd3bb3 Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate
Bertrand Russell quotations.
2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
jmallett
228b93ce82 Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option.
MFC after:	42 days
2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
dwmalone
31d77eaa65 Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.
PR:		7434
2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
jmallett
a059a854e9 Rewrite wargames(6) in C. A program in C in the public domain is better than
a shell script with a big copyright.  Or maybe just a good way to spend an hour
after watching a Matthew Broderick flick.
2002-08-30 07:14:42 +00:00
jmallett
2834981b50 Wargames was PG-13, not PGP 13. I just watched it with my girlfriend, and
there was no mention of PGP, despite what the manpage said!  Total let down!

MFC After:	65456665556666545666655654 DTMF tones.
2002-08-29 04:07:20 +00:00
charnier
4966efff7b Replace various spelling with FALLTHROUGH which is lint()able 2002-08-25 13:10:45 +00:00
schweikh
5eefae432e Fix typos (s/seperat/separat/ et al); add FreeBSD ID.
Suggested by:	bde
MFC after:	3 days
2002-08-12 10:04:32 +00:00
fanf
1f1f9bd75b Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
fanf
42ecfecabf Re-sort. 2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00