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Jens Schweikhardt
a17eb04b82 Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment. 
MFC after:	3 days
 2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
398fba8499 set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name. 
MFC after:	1 day
 2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
c2c821be56 Add gerrold.limerick to the building process. 2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
e8fa871053 Finished at last. 2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
40276eb1ea Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how 
long certain people take to return books...).

Still more to go.
 2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
Tony Finch
34faf20fae The future's bright: the future's Ballard... 2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
6baff12cf5 Add a fortune for people who have read their classics. 2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
Tom Hukins
7031dac23d Minor grammatical correction 2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
Marc Fonvieille
7d23144bd5 Fix the path to the make.conf example file. 
PR:		docs/44278
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
 2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
Tony Finch
078b5daef7 So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um. 
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
 2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
6563eb85ee s/seems to thing/seems to think 
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door
 2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
dd549a74d0 Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate 
Bertrand Russell quotations.
 2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
Juli Mallett
d946bf7892 Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option. 
MFC after:	42 days
 2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
David Malone
a5fe067b05 Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere. 
PR:		7434
 2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
Tony Finch
a2c4d39d54 Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2. 
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
 2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
Tony Finch
37609309c2 Re-sort. 2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00
Tony Finch
6ad860e1cf Remove spurious quotes. 2002-08-09 19:31:27 +00:00
Tony Finch
868052707a Correctly sort previous addition. 2002-08-09 19:30:20 +00:00
Tony Finch
7ce9cc80b4 Some more advice from Dijkstra. 2002-08-09 19:08:02 +00:00
Tony Finch
e3b282d990 Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote. 2002-08-09 19:00:10 +00:00
David Malone
f895acf90f Fix a typo. 
PR:		40539
Submitted by:	Munish Chopra <mchopra@engmail.uwaterloo.ca>
 2002-07-14 22:50:12 +00:00
David Malone
ffaa6f7c38 Fix a typo. 
PR:		40523
Submitted by:	Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
 2002-07-14 15:28:01 +00:00
Peter Wemm
744c5368b2 Fix whitespace botch in previous commit. 2002-07-09 06:47:29 +00:00
Peter Wemm
518b7839f2 Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code 
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word.  Who thinks up this stuff?
 2002-07-09 02:56:10 +00:00
Mark Peek
a5499ad829 Paraphrase a quote to remove year specific references. 
PR:		40291
Submitted by:	Pierre-Paul Lavoie <ppl@nbnet.nb.ca>
 2002-07-07 16:13:48 +00:00
Doug Barton
99bb09292c Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of 
the same quote.
 2002-05-15 04:35:27 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bff11a8c74 s/-300K/~300K/ 
This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature.  I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K".  Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
 2002-05-01 06:20:57 +00:00
Doug Barton
ab4b9024b8 More ispell fun 2002-04-30 10:13:42 +00:00
Doug Barton
9e70deb400 Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help. 2002-04-30 08:08:31 +00:00
Sheldon Hearn
c944cdca84 Correct typo (is -> us). 2002-04-30 07:36:44 +00:00
Juli Mallett
a85dfc0c55 Add something absurd I used one night as an example of CS overcomplication 
of things most hackers take for granted.
 2002-04-29 06:26:12 +00:00
Juli Mallett
b2d9070d05 Add one more here. 
Submitted by:	Glen "Going to be a Daddy" Neff
 2002-04-29 02:00:53 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6026955eaa Remove a Kurt Vonnegut quote that appears in fortunes. 2002-04-29 01:44:16 +00:00
Juli Mallett
d6eff954b4 Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson. 2002-04-29 01:38:43 +00:00
Juli Mallett
e7e84ede9c Sort one, remove some dupes. 2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6e769de197 Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it. 2002-04-29 01:05:23 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1ca1eec09 Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the 
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
 2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
Doug Barton
3028cb907b Sort according to ../tools/do_sort 2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1652fa4a1 * Add a quote about the differences between human and machine 
understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.
 2002-04-28 23:34:25 +00:00
Doug Barton
b564d8acf1 * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy 
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
 2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
Juli Mallett
3ee16cca88 Kill one version of a limerick here. 
Approved by:	The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
 2002-04-28 21:16:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
382f76926f Kill some duplicates. 
Kill an incorrectly duplicated Einstein limerick (thanks phk!)
 2002-04-28 21:03:26 +00:00
Juli Mallett
4fa6dc65ed Kill one exact duplicate of a Hunter S. Thompson quote. Put on peril-sensitive 
sunglasses for great evil, too.
 2002-04-27 06:14:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
8b3a5378a0 Death to duplicate fortunes. 2002-04-27 05:46:13 +00:00
Ceri Davies
bc219a1c8b There is no host called new.bbc.co.uk - fix url. 
Reviewed by:	jkh
Approved by:	jkh, murray
MFC after:	3 days
 2002-04-26 10:58:06 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
94223b38e8 Sort. 2002-04-25 19:31:43 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
cdc811cfca Spell Fred Brooks's name right. 2002-04-25 19:27:40 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
b84cde50fc Resort and suppress dupes. 2002-04-25 19:12:30 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
3cfabe1aef Add a few more aphorisms. 2002-04-25 18:53:41 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
461e39085c Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files. 2002-04-25 03:20:27 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
7ad7cdff6f Add some fortunes and re-order the Feynman problem solving algorithm. 
Thanks to gsutter for the quotes.

Reviewed by:	jkh
 2002-04-24 12:15:00 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
3db15d8edf Add a few more tips, and tweak a couple. 
PR:		misc/34039
 2002-04-01 08:53:21 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
aa1970a03f Augment the BLOCKSIZE tip. (Based on the PR with slight changes by myself). 
PR:	misc/34039
 2002-04-01 08:43:58 +00:00
John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail. 
Submitted by:	ue (indirectly)
Approved by:	eivind
 2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
7d03b11905 Remove a duplicate with a typo. 
MFC after:	3 days
 2002-03-23 22:10:02 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634 Assorted mechanical fixes. 
PR:		34790
Submitted by:	Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
 2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea Add one. 
Submitted by:	jedgar
Reviewed by:	The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
 2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
505e7511bc Add a tip about pkg_info and checking for multiple installed versions 
of a package/port.
 2002-02-11 03:45:29 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes: 
- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.

Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
 2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce Correct typo. 2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0 A case of ninfo (non-info) 
Submitted by:	Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after:	1 month
 2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
a7aaf57e4a FILES support for bsd.prog.mk. See bsd.README for details. 
Stolen from:	NetBSD
 2001-12-17 13:59:35 +00:00
Mike Heffner
4dc1e2e2c5 Modify tip that no longer applies for ftp(1). 2001-12-17 08:16:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86 Unix: Just Say No.. 
Obtained from:	Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after:	3 days
 2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b Trim yet another duplicate fortune. 2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1 Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically. 2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960 Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh. 2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722 Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and 
the correct duplicate.  Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
 2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559 Fix a typo and add a missing period. 2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6 Remove some duplicate fortunes. 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e s/Kenned y/Kennedy/ 
Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
 2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603 This string of coincidences was too good to let pass. 
Obtained from:	BBC World Service on 9410kHz
 2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes. 2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
a521a4eece Other committers do not mention their personal names and/or email 
addresses when adding stuff, so it seems fair to stop ``getting all
the fame'' by having my name displayed on login sessions.

Approved by:	nik
 2001-11-19 20:17:19 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314 Fix a typo: 
Flinstone -> Flintstone.

Submitted by:	grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
 2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8 Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found. 
Add a fortune.
 2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
874ba4513a Separate concatenated fortunes. 
Remove unattributed duplicate of Frederick Brooks eternal words
about the danger of second systems.
 2001-11-03 16:43:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8 Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish. 2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Jeroen Ruigrok van der Werven
096830fe4e Correct attribution. 
PR:		30500
Submitted by:	Drew Derbyshire <ahd@kew.org>
 2001-10-28 13:23:39 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a Add some important advice for young optical physicists. 2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
adea229e21 Add a brief comparative analysis of 3 popular religions. 
Approved by:	maintainer
 2001-10-01 01:10:15 +00:00
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in 
the unnamed IRC channel.
 2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Murray Stokely
a43a70d6c6 Tip Correction : s/seconds/minutes/ 
PR:		docs/30844
Submitted by:	Andrew <andrew@ugh.net.au>
 2001-09-27 00:43:28 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07 Update a duplicate quotation. 
PR:		30228
MFC after:	2 weeks
 2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Alexander Langer
d33a962d07 Move /etc/defaults/make.conf to /usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf as 
discussed on the arch@ mailinglist (after repo-copy).

sys.mk will .error if it finds /etc/defaults/make.conf but include
it anyways (this is the same behaviour as with the make.conf.local
removal).

/usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf has BDEFLAGS commented out now,
since it's only an example file.

Adjust all textes that talk about make.conf or defaults/make.conf to
match the new situation.
 2001-08-30 22:44:51 +00:00
Michael Haro
821213b97f Remove whitespace after %. The whitespace was causing strfile to not see 
the % string section break and thus fortune was producing a rather large
multi-fortune fortune message.
 2001-08-12 20:32:37 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever 
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
                -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>

Submitted by:	Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
 2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
d6368edb13 Fix a couple of typos. 2001-06-30 14:42:20 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
6a2ceb2365 Remove two duplicate tips and correct formatting of an attribution. 2001-06-26 02:36:26 +00:00
Brian Somers
4a824adfc0 What to do when :w tells you you haven't got permission. 2001-06-25 21:05:55 +00:00
Brian Somers
b363588c62 Mention that sh supports command line editing 2001-06-25 20:45:52 +00:00
Brian Somers
3579379c2d Mention that vi supports split-screen mode. 2001-06-25 20:44:03 +00:00
Brian Somers
5fc478617d Suggest using .login/.profile to set environment variables, not 
.cshrc/.bashrc/.zshrc/.shrc
 2001-06-25 20:41:42 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF). 
Reviewed by:	phk, eivind, nra
 2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44 Remove some more duplicate fortunes. 2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bfe01aa7f2 "Unmount" is spelled "umount", not "unmount". 2001-06-20 20:14:36 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z. 2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5 Remove a duplicate entry. 2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Nik Clayton
c0ff1dac05 Fix a couple of tips, and add a new one. 
Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
 2001-06-19 16:46:58 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
df7f3392c8 Correct some typos. 
PR:		28251
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
 2001-06-19 05:46:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
dc6af80701 More tips. I'd never heard of look(1) before. 
Submitted by:	Dru <genisis@istar.ca>
 2001-06-16 16:45:52 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d2c070d4fb More tips, this time from the Russian Fidonet FreeBSD Echo. 
And I never knew about ports(7) before.

Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
 2001-06-16 11:42:28 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
6bd894ed2f De-credit myself in order to be consistent. 
Also add a few more tips while I am here.
 2001-06-15 18:23:44 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d03d64a379 More tips. 
Submitted by:	David Scheidt <dscheidt@tumbolia.com>
 2001-06-15 10:47:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
a69a66d079 Add a new category of fortunes, 'freebsd-tips'. Useful hints, advice, and 
pointers to areas of the system that might not be apparent on first
inspection.
 2001-06-15 08:45:43 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
ecce24742d Games ownership cleanup. 
Urged by:	bde
 2001-06-13 15:26:31 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
3bb753ca7d s/Cthulu/Cthulhu/ 
Alas, the first one is a repeat in a slightly different format and
ought to be removed (or the other copy). I'll leave that to more
enterprising souls, though (Cthulhu loves enterprising souls).

MFC after:	3 days
 2001-05-21 21:30:45 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764 %DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct. 2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
70252de401 Axe out duplicate. 
Not to submitter: (I don't let Jordan use my axe)

PR:		24782
Submitted by:	Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
 2001-03-28 11:10:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d03811a2cf Spelling fixes. 
PR:		20474
Submitted by:	Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de>
 2001-03-28 11:08:32 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d2f50a4667 Remove duplicate. 
PR:		19670
Submitted by:	Anton Berezin <tobez@tobez.org>
 2001-03-28 11:06:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417 Remove a duplicate piece of chalk. 
PR:		23132
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
 2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949 Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/ 2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed Remove spurious '"'. 
PR:		24979
Submitted by:	Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
 2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51 Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash. 2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
David Malone
13d0228de1 Correct spelling of foresight. 
PR:		24637
Submitted by:	Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
 2001-01-25 17:17:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569 Remove a duplicate fortune. 
PR:		21629
Submitted by:	Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
 2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559 Correct a bignum. 
Detected-by: 	lang/clisp
Approved-by:	jkh
 2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
David Malone
25524f1985 Remove one other dup. 2000-10-12 09:26:33 +00:00
David Malone
371d271e9f Remove some duplicated Dijkstra quotes and add a new one. 
Approved by:	jkh
 2000-10-12 09:16:23 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ed539fcc50 Add an amusing spoonerism. 
Submitted by:	Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au>
Approved by:	jkh
 2000-10-10 01:55:08 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a416909903 Remove a duplicate Feyman quote. Add his problem-solving algorithm. 2000-09-30 09:52:49 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0 Add definitions of hardware and software. 2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345 Add another Bill Paul quote. 
Approved by:	jkh
 2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9 put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed 
this at the BSDi get together...
 2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
1ea75e4b0c Remove garbage. 2000-06-02 12:49:57 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
51f32c1d17 Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to 
reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.
 2000-06-01 20:33:14 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
fcd0f2aa36 Remove a couple of dups and fix a typo. This doesn't touch dups that 
are dupped between here (fortunes2) and fortunes.
 2000-05-28 05:21:45 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
de79c0b6c6 A set of diffs to bring the new murphy into line with the 
fortune/Notes fortmatting instructions.  Also fix a couple typos.
I did a bit of this, by Cy Schubert did most of it.  Thanks Cy!
 2000-05-28 05:06:38 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
39758512e0 Quoting submitter: 
This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
 2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form. 
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
 2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1 Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with 
fortune's formatting rules.
 2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772 Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove 
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
	Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
	David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
	Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
	Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
	And myself.

Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
 2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
665aa583f1 Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos and 
the like usually don't have periods.

Approved by:	The Fortune Master
 2000-05-25 04:25:54 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d Add a new fortune and remove an email address. 
Reviewed by:	jkh
 2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
9488249296 Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of 
small typo fixes.  Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes.  No meanings
have been changed.
 2000-03-26 09:04:06 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after. 2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640 This, we believe, is the first commit 
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

                                        Inspired by:  ps
                                        Thanks to:  Glenn (Damn, now I want one  of these :-)
 2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf Fix typo. 2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Marcel Moolenaar
2c93646ca1 Use tr(1) instead of caesar(6) to perform the rotation. This removes 
the dependency on caesar which therefore doesn't need to be built by
bootstrap-tools.

Suggested by: des
Previously mentioned by: Peter Jeremy <peter.jeremy@alcatel.com.au>
 1999-12-23 19:09:59 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago. 
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
 1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4 Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you 
to install Windows.
 1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6 Brucify last commit: 
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
 1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51 Added definition of 'brucify'. 
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
 1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2. 
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
 1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a Curchill --> Churchill 
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
 1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
13e3316372 *blush* Instead of undoing my own change, i clobbered dcs's rev 1.21 
change.

I'll never touch this again...
 1999-11-05 08:17:53 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
c424905006 Back out rev 1.21. bde and dcs convinced me that all this is messed up 
anyway, and there can't be any solution that will universally work in any
case (make world, cross-compilation, simple `make' without `make world'
after incompatible options have been added to strfile, ...)
 1999-11-05 07:36:33 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
93548d79ba Revert to 1.19. ${.OBJDIR}/../strfile must be taken out, since it 
breaks the cross-compilation case, but I'm not the one doing it.
$$PATH *will* have a new strfile in /usr/bin built at build-tools
time, unless you defined NOTOOLS.

If you defined NOTOOLS and it breaks for you, don't do that.

If you did not define NOTOOLS but things are not working, the error is
elsewhere. See logs for src/Makefine.inc1, particularly rev 1.36, and
revision 1.14 of this file.
 1999-11-04 04:29:16 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
117e008ac0 Reverse the way $PATH is extended, so if the person building that area 
has /usr/games in its $PATH, where /usr/games/strfile doesn't grok an
option that the newly built one inside /usr/obj would grok, the build
process would be able to complete.
 1999-11-02 12:50:11 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
ff2277c055 Add $FreeBSD$ 
'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
 1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
Chris Costello
d90a486e4e Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune. 
Reviewed by:	jkh
 1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
63799a5261 Self-contradicting commit. 1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
6061100fb8 Notice the -C flag got dropped when I reverted to version 1.15, and put it 
back.
 1999-10-28 05:22:05 +00:00
Chris Piazza
aa5fd445bb Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes 
PR:		14569
Submitted by:	Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
 1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
3618906813 I'll take the MAINTAINER line. I have been accused of knowing humor 
when I at least see it. :)
 1999-10-27 18:35:18 +00:00
Brian Feldman
c1b2a87c95 IRC wisdom. 1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
Wes Peters
7324f200ae Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up. 1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
Wes Peters
ef014f2cab Don't say a fscking word, any one of you. 1999-10-25 04:23:21 +00:00
Wes Peters
e85ba1510f Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to 
the -offensive database.  Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
 1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
38aeb17c1b Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons. 
Submitted by:	grog
 1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
Nick Sayer
c2fecde61f Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were 
laughed at.

Reviewed by:	the FreeBSDcon terminal room
 1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
3ace7b2286 FreeBSDcon Wisdom. 
Reviewed by:	the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
 1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
d06bac74f7 Revert to 1.15, since, as pointed out by bde, 1.16 is wrong and evil. 
Add $FreeBSD$.
 1999-10-03 13:38:53 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
83fbb33522 Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built with 
the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources.

Correct a separator type in fortunes2.

Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
 1999-10-02 12:31:56 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
df4509c005 Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing. 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
dc031cf5c2 Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors. 
PR:		misc/12965
Partially Submitted by:	Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
 1999-08-06 15:43:53 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
773e954047 A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD. 1999-07-29 15:05:16 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
d91908a43c By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words. 1999-07-29 08:48:44 +00:00
Greg Lehey
a0aa41eba2 Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist. 
Requested-by:	John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>
 1999-07-26 03:35:08 +00:00
Nick Hibma
52b3ffc840 Fix typo. 
PR:		12784
Submitted by:	Doug <Doug@gorean.org>
 1999-07-24 10:44:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
db453b1679 You'll see them eventually :-) 1999-05-31 07:43:44 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
fab12911c4 This gem deserve to live forever: 
"Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
        a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."

(from: http://www.italyhotel.com/roma/guida/collegamenti.html)
 1999-05-17 15:59:57 +00:00
Nick Sayer
9850df5b02 Call me bored, but I actually fed the equation into 'calc' just now 
and got a slightly different answer than is in the quotation.
 1999-04-02 17:42:10 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
8bf1871b17 Too good to be missed 1999-03-31 20:24:02 +00:00
Peter Wemm
a2f6918d76 Fix typo (if it's not a typo, then it doesn't make sense IMHO) 1998-11-09 05:40:22 +00:00
David E. O'Brien
dcaf7c2c26 Allow building games w/o an existing /usr/games. 1998-10-18 11:14:58 +00:00
Bruce Evans
353f3cf0a6 Fixed building without /usr/games in $PATH. Just add /usr/games 
to the _end_ of $PATH before using tools that are normally in
/usr/games.  I broke this in rev.1.9 by assuming that these tools
are in $PATH (as they are for `make world' unless NOTOOLS is set).
Revs.1.10-1.13 of this file had various wrong fixes.  Rev.1.18
of src/Makefile.inc1 has an incomplete fix.

PR:		7936

Fixed comments about what to comment out to [not] install the
potentially offensive fortunes.  This should be configured using
an ifdef.

Fixed missing dependencies of fortunes.dat on fortunes, etc.

Removed bogus dependency of `all' on source files.

Fixed some style bugs.
 1998-10-17 11:44:28 +00:00
John Birrell
fd74ae08a8 Back out the last two hacks. I've added games to the (correct) build 
path in src/Makefile.inc. The code that I'm backing out didn't work
anyway since exists() checks for a file in .PATH (and /usr/games/strfile
doesn't exist there), so the test was always defaulting to ../strfile/strfile
which breaks cross-compiled builds.
 1998-09-21 09:01:53 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
5ea940904e Remove bogus dependencies. 
Submitted by:	bde
 1998-09-19 06:58:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
72b1afeb8d Reverse the sense of the test looking for caesar & strfile. 1998-09-19 06:14:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
222c9402b8 Don't expect /usr/games in the path. 
Avoid using /usr/games versions if we can find what we need (caesar & strfile)
in the buildtree.

PR:		7936
Submitted by:	Achim Patzner <ap@noses.com>
 1998-09-17 08:52:40 +00:00
Bruce Evans
07d8ec4c17 Use the installed versions of caesar and strfile. They are now 
bootstrapped by `make world', and the installed versions are just
as likely to work as the installed version of cc if `make' is run
directly.
 1998-07-07 06:22:23 +00:00
Alexander Langer
3ab7d36f1e Teruillian --> Tertullian 
PR:		5928
Submitted by:	Doug <Studded@dal.net>
 1998-03-06 01:49:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
42625d4a17 spelling error. 1998-01-15 11:36:03 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
c844b96e15 minor fortune fixes: 
o	convert a ' to "
   o	remove a stray "
   o	format some attributations properly
 1997-08-23 10:35:16 +00:00
Masafumi Max NAKANE
2387a98fc3 Typo fix. 
PR:		3662
Submitted by:	Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>
 1997-06-14 19:30:27 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
d5740fac52 Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries 1997-06-05 04:06:13 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d915fd1b35 a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :) 1997-05-23 09:58:43 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
4f393ff8a8 Typo police. 1997-03-24 00:18:19 +00:00
Wolfram Schneider
c6234bb251 444 -> ${NOBINMODE} 
/usr/share -> ${SHAREDIR}
/usr/games -> ${BINDIR}
 1997-02-09 02:52:41 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0923a4a551 The fact that people can't put the proper source on Kierkegaards 
most famous insult to humanity can be forgiven, afterall, it
almost underlines the quote with irony, if one knows the context.

But to misspell the name of Alfred E. Neuman ...
 1997-02-03 20:15:11 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
aa693224eb Correct some grammar. Closes PR# 2520. 
Submitted by:	 John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
 1997-01-26 05:07:58 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
7bc9296d98 Fix some typos and remove a couple of duplicate 
fortunes.  Closes PR#s 2358 and 2402.

Submitted by:	John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
 1997-01-08 07:04:44 +00:00
Gary Palmer
a818b58970 Fix minor typo/grammatical error 
Submitted by:	John-Mark Gurney <jmg@nike.efn.org> in PR 2085
 1996-11-22 22:16:25 +00:00
Bruce Evans
76a4217503 Fixed annoying non-null output for `make depend'. SRCS should only 
be used for C, C++ and assembler sources if <bsd.prog.mk> is
included.  It was used for general files.  This caused the __depend_*
lists in <bsd.dep.mk> to be empty, so mkdep was never run, so
.depend never existed, so it was always out of date, so `rm -f
.depend' was always executed to update it.
 1996-09-22 14:45:23 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
cd9a2f5c28 Bring in my changes for removing the pestilent obj links (unless you 
really want them) from /usr/src.  This is the final version of the
patches, incorporating the feedback I've received from -current.
 1996-06-24 04:26:21 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
f17947b74a Localize it. 
off_t -> long.
Install strfile & unstr
-Wall cleanup
Fix matching bug with offensive database
 1996-05-27 22:43:43 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
c12a60de93 Find caesar and strfile properly. 
Generate .dat files on build state
 1996-05-27 09:31:46 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
4e3cbc4667 Spell a German fortune correctly. 1995-12-27 15:30:58 +00:00