Juli Mallett
d6eff954b4
Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson.
2002-04-29 01:38:43 +00:00
Juli Mallett
e7e84ede9c
Sort one, remove some dupes.
2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6e769de197
Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it.
2002-04-29 01:05:23 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1ca1eec09
Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the
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Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
Doug Barton
3028cb907b
Sort according to ../tools/do_sort
2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1652fa4a1
* Add a quote about the differences between human and machine
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understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.
2002-04-28 23:34:25 +00:00
Doug Barton
b564d8acf1
* Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy
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* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
Juli Mallett
3ee16cca88
Kill one version of a limerick here.
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Approved by: The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
2002-04-28 21:16:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
382f76926f
Kill some duplicates.
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Kill an incorrectly duplicated Einstein limerick (thanks phk!)
2002-04-28 21:03:26 +00:00
Juli Mallett
4fa6dc65ed
Kill one exact duplicate of a Hunter S. Thompson quote. Put on peril-sensitive
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sunglasses for great evil, too.
2002-04-27 06:14:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
8b3a5378a0
Death to duplicate fortunes.
2002-04-27 05:46:13 +00:00
Ceri Davies
bc219a1c8b
There is no host called new.bbc.co.uk - fix url.
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Reviewed by: jkh
Approved by: jkh, murray
MFC after: 3 days
2002-04-26 10:58:06 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
94223b38e8
Sort.
2002-04-25 19:31:43 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
cdc811cfca
Spell Fred Brooks's name right.
2002-04-25 19:27:40 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
b84cde50fc
Resort and suppress dupes.
2002-04-25 19:12:30 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
3cfabe1aef
Add a few more aphorisms.
2002-04-25 18:53:41 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
461e39085c
Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files.
2002-04-25 03:20:27 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
7ad7cdff6f
Add some fortunes and re-order the Feynman problem solving algorithm.
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Thanks to gsutter for the quotes.
Reviewed by: jkh
2002-04-24 12:15:00 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
3db15d8edf
Add a few more tips, and tweak a couple.
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PR: misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:53:21 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
aa1970a03f
Augment the BLOCKSIZE tip. (Based on the PR with slight changes by myself).
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PR: misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:43:58 +00:00
John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c
Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.
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Submitted by: ue (indirectly)
Approved by: eivind
2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
7d03b11905
Remove a duplicate with a typo.
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MFC after: 3 days
2002-03-23 22:10:02 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634
Assorted mechanical fixes.
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PR: 34790
Submitted by: Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea
Add one.
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Submitted by: jedgar
Reviewed by: The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
505e7511bc
Add a tip about pkg_info and checking for multiple installed versions
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of a package/port.
2002-02-11 03:45:29 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f
Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
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- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.
Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce
Correct typo.
2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0
A case of ninfo (non-info)
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Submitted by: Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after: 1 month
2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
a7aaf57e4a
FILES support for bsd.prog.mk. See bsd.README for details.
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Stolen from: NetBSD
2001-12-17 13:59:35 +00:00
Mike Heffner
4dc1e2e2c5
Modify tip that no longer applies for ftp(1).
2001-12-17 08:16:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86
Unix: Just Say No..
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Obtained from: Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after: 3 days
2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b
Trim yet another duplicate fortune.
2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1
Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.
2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960
Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh.
2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722
Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
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the correct duplicate. Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559
Fix a typo and add a missing period.
2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6
Remove some duplicate fortunes.
2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e
s/Kenned y/Kennedy/
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Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603
This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.
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Obtained from: BBC World Service on 9410kHz
2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c
Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes.
2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
a521a4eece
Other committers do not mention their personal names and/or email
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addresses when adding stuff, so it seems fair to stop ``getting all
the fame'' by having my name displayed on login sessions.
Approved by: nik
2001-11-19 20:17:19 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314
Fix a typo:
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Flinstone -> Flintstone.
Submitted by: grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8
Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
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Add a fortune.
2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
874ba4513a
Separate concatenated fortunes.
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Remove unattributed duplicate of Frederick Brooks eternal words
about the danger of second systems.
2001-11-03 16:43:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8
Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish.
2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Jeroen Ruigrok van der Werven
096830fe4e
Correct attribution.
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PR: 30500
Submitted by: Drew Derbyshire <ahd@kew.org>
2001-10-28 13:23:39 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a
Add some important advice for young optical physicists.
2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
adea229e21
Add a brief comparative analysis of 3 popular religions.
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Approved by: maintainer
2001-10-01 01:10:15 +00:00
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e
Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
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the unnamed IRC channel.
2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Murray Stokely
a43a70d6c6
Tip Correction : s/seconds/minutes/
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PR: docs/30844
Submitted by: Andrew <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2001-09-27 00:43:28 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07
Update a duplicate quotation.
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PR: 30228
MFC after: 2 weeks
2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Alexander Langer
d33a962d07
Move /etc/defaults/make.conf to /usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf as
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discussed on the arch@ mailinglist (after repo-copy).
sys.mk will .error if it finds /etc/defaults/make.conf but include
it anyways (this is the same behaviour as with the make.conf.local
removal).
/usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf has BDEFLAGS commented out now,
since it's only an example file.
Adjust all textes that talk about make.conf or defaults/make.conf to
match the new situation.
2001-08-30 22:44:51 +00:00
Michael Haro
821213b97f
Remove whitespace after %. The whitespace was causing strfile to not see
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the % string section break and thus fortune was producing a rather large
multi-fortune fortune message.
2001-08-12 20:32:37 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d
A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
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gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
-- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
Submitted by: Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
d6368edb13
Fix a couple of typos.
2001-06-30 14:42:20 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
6a2ceb2365
Remove two duplicate tips and correct formatting of an attribution.
2001-06-26 02:36:26 +00:00
Brian Somers
4a824adfc0
What to do when :w tells you you haven't got permission.
2001-06-25 21:05:55 +00:00
Brian Somers
b363588c62
Mention that sh supports command line editing
2001-06-25 20:45:52 +00:00
Brian Somers
3579379c2d
Mention that vi supports split-screen mode.
2001-06-25 20:44:03 +00:00
Brian Somers
5fc478617d
Suggest using .login/.profile to set environment variables, not
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.cshrc/.bashrc/.zshrc/.shrc
2001-06-25 20:41:42 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da
Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).
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Reviewed by: phk, eivind, nra
2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44
Remove some more duplicate fortunes.
2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bfe01aa7f2
"Unmount" is spelled "umount", not "unmount".
2001-06-20 20:14:36 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d
Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z.
2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5
Remove a duplicate entry.
2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Nik Clayton
c0ff1dac05
Fix a couple of tips, and add a new one.
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Submitted by: Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-19 16:46:58 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
df7f3392c8
Correct some typos.
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PR: 28251
Submitted by: Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-06-19 05:46:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
dc6af80701
More tips. I'd never heard of look(1) before.
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Submitted by: Dru <genisis@istar.ca>
2001-06-16 16:45:52 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d2c070d4fb
More tips, this time from the Russian Fidonet FreeBSD Echo.
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And I never knew about ports(7) before.
Submitted by: Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-16 11:42:28 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
6bd894ed2f
De-credit myself in order to be consistent.
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Also add a few more tips while I am here.
2001-06-15 18:23:44 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d03d64a379
More tips.
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Submitted by: David Scheidt <dscheidt@tumbolia.com>
2001-06-15 10:47:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
a69a66d079
Add a new category of fortunes, 'freebsd-tips'. Useful hints, advice, and
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pointers to areas of the system that might not be apparent on first
inspection.
2001-06-15 08:45:43 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
ecce24742d
Games ownership cleanup.
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Urged by: bde
2001-06-13 15:26:31 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
3bb753ca7d
s/Cthulu/Cthulhu/
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Alas, the first one is a repeat in a slightly different format and
ought to be removed (or the other copy). I'll leave that to more
enterprising souls, though (Cthulhu loves enterprising souls).
MFC after: 3 days
2001-05-21 21:30:45 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764
%DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct.
2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
70252de401
Axe out duplicate.
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Not to submitter: (I don't let Jordan use my axe)
PR: 24782
Submitted by: Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
2001-03-28 11:10:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d03811a2cf
Spelling fixes.
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PR: 20474
Submitted by: Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de>
2001-03-28 11:08:32 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d2f50a4667
Remove duplicate.
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PR: 19670
Submitted by: Anton Berezin <tobez@tobez.org>
2001-03-28 11:06:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417
Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.
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PR: 23132
Submitted by: Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949
Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/
2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed
Remove spurious '"'.
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PR: 24979
Submitted by: Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51
Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash.
2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
David Malone
13d0228de1
Correct spelling of foresight.
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PR: 24637
Submitted by: Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
2001-01-25 17:17:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569
Remove a duplicate fortune.
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PR: 21629
Submitted by: Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559
Correct a bignum.
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Detected-by: lang/clisp
Approved-by: jkh
2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
David Malone
25524f1985
Remove one other dup.
2000-10-12 09:26:33 +00:00
David Malone
371d271e9f
Remove some duplicated Dijkstra quotes and add a new one.
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Approved by: jkh
2000-10-12 09:16:23 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ed539fcc50
Add an amusing spoonerism.
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Submitted by: Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au>
Approved by: jkh
2000-10-10 01:55:08 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a416909903
Remove a duplicate Feyman quote. Add his problem-solving algorithm.
2000-09-30 09:52:49 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0
Add definitions of hardware and software.
2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00
Jonathan Lemon
e16f9ed345
Add another Bill Paul quote.
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Approved by: jkh
2000-08-07 20:49:08 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9
put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
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this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
1ea75e4b0c
Remove garbage.
2000-06-02 12:49:57 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
51f32c1d17
Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to
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reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.
2000-06-01 20:33:14 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
fcd0f2aa36
Remove a couple of dups and fix a typo. This doesn't touch dups that
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are dupped between here (fortunes2) and fortunes.
2000-05-28 05:21:45 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
de79c0b6c6
A set of diffs to bring the new murphy into line with the
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fortune/Notes fortmatting instructions. Also fix a couple typos.
I did a bit of this, by Cy Schubert did most of it. Thanks Cy!
2000-05-28 05:06:38 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
39758512e0
Quoting submitter:
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This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
to the fortune datafile format.
The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
The comments in the program:
*---------------------------------------------------------------------*
* 'MURPHY' THE OLE PHILOSOPHER 18 AUGUST 1988 *
* *
* MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT *
* 500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE *
* AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF. *
* *
[list of changes omitted]
* *
* JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF *
* (301) 688-6829 *
* *
*---------------------------------------------------------------------*
Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o. Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.
The copyright issues were considered before approval.
PR: misc/8519
Submitted by: Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by: The Fortune Teller
2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc
By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
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Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.
Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1
Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
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fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772
Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
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some dups, fix some typos and formatting.
Submitted-by (in no particular order):
Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
And myself.
Approved by: The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
665aa583f1
Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos and
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the like usually don't have periods.
Approved by: The Fortune Master
2000-05-25 04:25:54 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d
Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
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Reviewed by: jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
9488249296
Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of
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small typo fixes. Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes. No meanings
have been changed.
2000-03-26 09:04:06 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b
Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after.
2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640
This, we believe, is the first commit
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from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.
Inspired by: ps
Thanks to: Glenn (Damn, now I want one of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf
Fix typo.
2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Marcel Moolenaar
2c93646ca1
Use tr(1) instead of caesar(6) to perform the rotation. This removes
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the dependency on caesar which therefore doesn't need to be built by
bootstrap-tools.
Suggested by: des
Previously mentioned by: Peter Jeremy <peter.jeremy@alcatel.com.au>
1999-12-23 19:09:59 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f
Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
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Found by: Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4
Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
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to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6
Brucify last commit:
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- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.
Pointed-out-by: sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51
Added definition of 'brucify'.
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Submitted by: Eivind Eklund
Suggested by: Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655
Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
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PR: bin/14239
Submitted by: Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a
Curchill --> Churchill
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The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file. (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)
PR: 14832
Submitted by: mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
13e3316372
*blush* Instead of undoing my own change, i clobbered dcs's rev 1.21
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change.
I'll never touch this again...
1999-11-05 08:17:53 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
c424905006
Back out rev 1.21. bde and dcs convinced me that all this is messed up
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anyway, and there can't be any solution that will universally work in any
case (make world, cross-compilation, simple `make' without `make world'
after incompatible options have been added to strfile, ...)
1999-11-05 07:36:33 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
93548d79ba
Revert to 1.19. ${.OBJDIR}/../strfile must be taken out, since it
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breaks the cross-compilation case, but I'm not the one doing it.
$$PATH *will* have a new strfile in /usr/bin built at build-tools
time, unless you defined NOTOOLS.
If you defined NOTOOLS and it breaks for you, don't do that.
If you did not define NOTOOLS but things are not working, the error is
elsewhere. See logs for src/Makefine.inc1, particularly rev 1.36, and
revision 1.14 of this file.
1999-11-04 04:29:16 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
117e008ac0
Reverse the way $PATH is extended, so if the person building that area
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has /usr/games in its $PATH, where /usr/games/strfile doesn't grok an
option that the newly built one inside /usr/obj would grok, the build
process would be able to complete.
1999-11-02 12:50:11 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
ff2277c055
Add $FreeBSD$
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'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
Chris Costello
d90a486e4e
Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.
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Reviewed by: jkh
1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
63799a5261
Self-contradicting commit.
1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
6061100fb8
Notice the -C flag got dropped when I reverted to version 1.15, and put it
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back.
1999-10-28 05:22:05 +00:00
Chris Piazza
aa5fd445bb
Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes
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PR: 14569
Submitted by: Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
3618906813
I'll take the MAINTAINER line. I have been accused of knowing humor
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when I at least see it. :)
1999-10-27 18:35:18 +00:00
Brian Feldman
c1b2a87c95
IRC wisdom.
1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
Wes Peters
7324f200ae
Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up.
1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
Wes Peters
ef014f2cab
Don't say a fscking word, any one of you.
1999-10-25 04:23:21 +00:00
Wes Peters
e85ba1510f
Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
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the -offensive database. Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.
Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
38aeb17c1b
Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.
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Submitted by: grog
1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
Nick Sayer
c2fecde61f
Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
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laughed at.
Reviewed by: the FreeBSDcon terminal room
1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
3ace7b2286
FreeBSDcon Wisdom.
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Reviewed by: the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
d06bac74f7
Revert to 1.15, since, as pointed out by bde, 1.16 is wrong and evil.
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Add $FreeBSD$.
1999-10-03 13:38:53 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
83fbb33522
Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built with
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the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources.
Correct a separator type in fortunes2.
Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
1999-10-02 12:31:56 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
df4509c005
Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing.
1999-08-10 16:54:17 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
dc031cf5c2
Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.
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PR: misc/12965
Partially Submitted by: Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
1999-08-06 15:43:53 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
773e954047
A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD.
1999-07-29 15:05:16 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
d91908a43c
By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words.
1999-07-29 08:48:44 +00:00
Greg Lehey
a0aa41eba2
Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist.
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Requested-by: John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>
1999-07-26 03:35:08 +00:00
Nick Hibma
52b3ffc840
Fix typo.
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PR: 12784
Submitted by: Doug <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-07-24 10:44:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
db453b1679
You'll see them eventually :-)
1999-05-31 07:43:44 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
fab12911c4
This gem deserve to live forever:
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"Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
(from: http://www.italyhotel.com/roma/guida/collegamenti.html )
1999-05-17 15:59:57 +00:00
Nick Sayer
9850df5b02
Call me bored, but I actually fed the equation into 'calc' just now
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and got a slightly different answer than is in the quotation.
1999-04-02 17:42:10 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
8bf1871b17
Too good to be missed
1999-03-31 20:24:02 +00:00
Peter Wemm
a2f6918d76
Fix typo (if it's not a typo, then it doesn't make sense IMHO)
1998-11-09 05:40:22 +00:00
David E. O'Brien
dcaf7c2c26
Allow building games w/o an existing /usr/games.
1998-10-18 11:14:58 +00:00
Bruce Evans
353f3cf0a6
Fixed building without /usr/games in $PATH. Just add /usr/games
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to the _end_ of $PATH before using tools that are normally in
/usr/games. I broke this in rev.1.9 by assuming that these tools
are in $PATH (as they are for `make world' unless NOTOOLS is set).
Revs.1.10-1.13 of this file had various wrong fixes. Rev.1.18
of src/Makefile.inc1 has an incomplete fix.
PR: 7936
Fixed comments about what to comment out to [not] install the
potentially offensive fortunes. This should be configured using
an ifdef.
Fixed missing dependencies of fortunes.dat on fortunes, etc.
Removed bogus dependency of `all' on source files.
Fixed some style bugs.
1998-10-17 11:44:28 +00:00
John Birrell
fd74ae08a8
Back out the last two hacks. I've added games to the (correct) build
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path in src/Makefile.inc. The code that I'm backing out didn't work
anyway since exists() checks for a file in .PATH (and /usr/games/strfile
doesn't exist there), so the test was always defaulting to ../strfile/strfile
which breaks cross-compiled builds.
1998-09-21 09:01:53 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
5ea940904e
Remove bogus dependencies.
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Submitted by: bde
1998-09-19 06:58:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
72b1afeb8d
Reverse the sense of the test looking for caesar & strfile.
1998-09-19 06:14:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
222c9402b8
Don't expect /usr/games in the path.
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Avoid using /usr/games versions if we can find what we need (caesar & strfile)
in the buildtree.
PR: 7936
Submitted by: Achim Patzner <ap@noses.com>
1998-09-17 08:52:40 +00:00
Bruce Evans
07d8ec4c17
Use the installed versions of caesar and strfile. They are now
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bootstrapped by `make world', and the installed versions are just
as likely to work as the installed version of cc if `make' is run
directly.
1998-07-07 06:22:23 +00:00
Alexander Langer
3ab7d36f1e
Teruillian --> Tertullian
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PR: 5928
Submitted by: Doug <Studded@dal.net>
1998-03-06 01:49:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
42625d4a17
spelling error.
1998-01-15 11:36:03 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
c844b96e15
minor fortune fixes:
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o convert a ' to "
o remove a stray "
o format some attributations properly
1997-08-23 10:35:16 +00:00
Masafumi Max NAKANE
2387a98fc3
Typo fix.
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PR: 3662
Submitted by: Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>
1997-06-14 19:30:27 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
d5740fac52
Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries
1997-06-05 04:06:13 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d915fd1b35
a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :)
1997-05-23 09:58:43 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
4f393ff8a8
Typo police.
1997-03-24 00:18:19 +00:00
Wolfram Schneider
c6234bb251
444 -> ${NOBINMODE}
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/usr/share -> ${SHAREDIR}
/usr/games -> ${BINDIR}
1997-02-09 02:52:41 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0923a4a551
The fact that people can't put the proper source on Kierkegaards
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most famous insult to humanity can be forgiven, afterall, it
almost underlines the quote with irony, if one knows the context.
But to misspell the name of Alfred E. Neuman ...
1997-02-03 20:15:11 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
aa693224eb
Correct some grammar. Closes PR# 2520.
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Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
1997-01-26 05:07:58 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
7bc9296d98
Fix some typos and remove a couple of duplicate
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fortunes. Closes PR#s 2358 and 2402.
Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>
1997-01-08 07:04:44 +00:00
Gary Palmer
a818b58970
Fix minor typo/grammatical error
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Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <jmg@nike.efn.org> in PR 2085
1996-11-22 22:16:25 +00:00
Bruce Evans
76a4217503
Fixed annoying non-null output for `make depend'. SRCS should only
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be used for C, C++ and assembler sources if <bsd.prog.mk> is
included. It was used for general files. This caused the __depend_*
lists in <bsd.dep.mk> to be empty, so mkdep was never run, so
.depend never existed, so it was always out of date, so `rm -f
.depend' was always executed to update it.
1996-09-22 14:45:23 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
cd9a2f5c28
Bring in my changes for removing the pestilent obj links (unless you
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really want them) from /usr/src. This is the final version of the
patches, incorporating the feedback I've received from -current.
1996-06-24 04:26:21 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
f17947b74a
Localize it.
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off_t -> long.
Install strfile & unstr
-Wall cleanup
Fix matching bug with offensive database
1996-05-27 22:43:43 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
c12a60de93
Find caesar and strfile properly.
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Generate .dat files on build state
1996-05-27 09:31:46 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
4e3cbc4667
Spell a German fortune correctly.
1995-12-27 15:30:58 +00:00
Bruce Evans
1654225ba4
Change install' to
${INSTALL}' as usual.
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Install the `built' files with flag ${COPY}.
1995-07-24 23:22:00 +00:00
Rodney W. Grimes
208ed9d8aa
Use correct spelling of ``knew''.
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Obtained from: netbsd-bugs@NetBSD.ORG , Peter Seebach <seebs@solon.com>
1995-07-17 04:54:33 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d2757e2bd6
If possible, pick up the caesar program inside in the compilation tree.
1995-03-26 18:53:45 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
554eb505f8
Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation
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of the x11 based games. I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite
and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection,
and I've got directory renames to deal with that way. Bleah.
Submitted by: jkh
1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00