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29 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
7a72da78f6 Typo 2007-12-14 21:58:58 +00:00
Doug Barton
1ff1baa60e A few more cleanups. 2007-12-09 01:00:11 +00:00
Doug Barton
db7de88380 Combine the fortunes-o.real and the fortunes2-o file, as was done
with fortunes and fortunes2 2 years and 2 days ago. The fortunes2-o
file was brought in with the original import of the 4.4 Lite games
directory, but has always consisted in large part of fortunes
duplicated from other files.

The combined size of the two files is still only 631K, or less
than 1/3rd of the size of the fortunes file.

Combining them has the added benefit of making the fortunes from
fortunes2-o visibile to fortune(6)'s -m option.

This change should probably not be MFC'ed beyond RELENG_7.
2007-12-07 22:56:10 +00:00
Doug Barton
319a098a8f Sort these files using: sh ../tools/do_sort < $file > $file.sorted
This greatly aids in detecting duplicates, among other things.
2007-12-07 22:41:39 +00:00
Doug Barton
2c7bf96d02 This is a massive cleanup of the fortune files, including removal
of many duplicates, formatting/whitespace fixes, spelling fixes,
and a host of others. Note: No fortunes were intentionally removed
(other than duplicates) as part of this cleanup. In removing dupes
I tried to be generous in not removing similarly worded fortunes
that had even slightly different punch lines.

Duplicates were resolved as follows (in this order):
* + limerick		-> limerick
* + fortunes-o.real	-> fortunes-o.real
* + fortunes2-o		-> fortunes2-o
* + zippy		-> zippy
murphy + fortunes	-> fortunes

In correcting spelling I've tried to leave colloquial variations
(especially British'isms) intact, as well as to not "correct"
errors that are part of the joke.

In fortunes and fortunes2-o I combined a couple of fortunes that
were adjacent to each other that seemed like they should have
originally been combined, and split a couple that seemed like they
should have originally been split.

Miscellaneous:
1. Fixed underlining
2. Capitalized proper names
3. Removed quotation marks from "freestanding" quotes for consistency
4. Added quotation marks to QOTD fortunes that needed them
5. Corrected or added many attributions
6. Removed apostrophes from trailing 's' that are plural, not possessive
7. Updated the path to fortune stuff included in some of the jokes
8. Updated several fortunes to their original version, and added attribution
9. Split up compound words that ispell tripped over
2007-12-07 22:28:08 +00:00
Doug Barton
282d2f2136 Add some quotes from the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" 2007-12-07 22:22:35 +00:00
Doug Barton
0a6f9396b3 Fix a couple of small typos, and remove a duplicate 2007-10-21 05:16:52 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
76ddc8179b Add some more random offensive quotes. 2007-03-29 08:08:34 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9a88eeec45 Dialogue gem from Deadwood 2007-03-29 07:40:49 +00:00
Doug Barton
574c45c445 Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.
Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones,
and fix a typo.

These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit.

PR:		ports/40273
Submitted by:	Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
2006-12-30 21:54:41 +00:00
Sean Kelly
57268cd141 Add a new fortune from petef.
Obtained from: petef
2004-04-29 04:36:36 +00:00
Warner Losh
4bb464ddb9 Add jerk city commentary on C++. 2004-04-27 22:32:02 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
2b4226712d Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
1587fcdce6 Fix typo 2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
Doug Barton
9e70deb400 Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help. 2002-04-30 08:08:31 +00:00
Sheldon Hearn
c944cdca84 Correct typo (is -> us). 2002-04-30 07:36:44 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1ca1eec09 Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
Doug Barton
3028cb907b Sort according to ../tools/do_sort 2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
Doug Barton
b564d8acf1 * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634 Assorted mechanical fixes.
PR:		34790
Submitted by:	Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
adea229e21 Add a brief comparative analysis of 3 popular religions.
Approved by:	maintainer
2001-10-01 01:10:15 +00:00
David Malone
13d0228de1 Correct spelling of foresight.
PR:		24637
Submitted by:	Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
2001-01-25 17:17:11 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ed539fcc50 Add an amusing spoonerism.
Submitted by:	Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au>
Approved by:	jkh
2000-10-10 01:55:08 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
665aa583f1 Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos and
the like usually don't have periods.

Approved by:	The Fortune Master
2000-05-25 04:25:54 +00:00
Brian Feldman
9488249296 Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of
small typo fixes.  Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes.  No meanings
have been changed.
2000-03-26 09:04:06 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
ff2277c055 Add $FreeBSD$
'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
John-Mark Gurney
d915fd1b35 a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :) 1997-05-23 09:58:43 +00:00
Rodney W. Grimes
208ed9d8aa Use correct spelling of ``knew''.
Obtained from:	netbsd-bugs@NetBSD.ORG, Peter Seebach <seebs@solon.com>
1995-07-17 04:54:33 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
554eb505f8 Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation
of the x11 based games.  I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite
and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection,
and I've got directory renames to deal with that way.  Bleah.
Submitted by:	jkh
1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00