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231 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
Peter Wemm
518b7839f2 Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word.  Who thinks up this stuff?
2002-07-09 02:56:10 +00:00
Mark Peek
a5499ad829 Paraphrase a quote to remove year specific references.
PR:		40291
Submitted by:	Pierre-Paul Lavoie <ppl@nbnet.nb.ca>
2002-07-07 16:13:48 +00:00
Doug Barton
99bb09292c Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of
the same quote.
2002-05-15 04:35:27 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bff11a8c74 s/-300K/~300K/
This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature.  I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K".  Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
2002-05-01 06:20:57 +00:00
Doug Barton
ab4b9024b8 More ispell fun 2002-04-30 10:13:42 +00:00
Doug Barton
9e70deb400 Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help. 2002-04-30 08:08:31 +00:00
Sheldon Hearn
c944cdca84 Correct typo (is -> us). 2002-04-30 07:36:44 +00:00
Juli Mallett
a85dfc0c55 Add something absurd I used one night as an example of CS overcomplication
of things most hackers take for granted.
2002-04-29 06:26:12 +00:00
Juli Mallett
b2d9070d05 Add one more here.
Submitted by:	Glen "Going to be a Daddy" Neff
2002-04-29 02:00:53 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6026955eaa Remove a Kurt Vonnegut quote that appears in fortunes. 2002-04-29 01:44:16 +00:00
Juli Mallett
d6eff954b4 Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson. 2002-04-29 01:38:43 +00:00
Juli Mallett
e7e84ede9c Sort one, remove some dupes. 2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
Juli Mallett
6e769de197 Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it. 2002-04-29 01:05:23 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1ca1eec09 Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
Doug Barton
3028cb907b Sort according to ../tools/do_sort 2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
Doug Barton
c1652fa4a1 * Add a quote about the differences between human and machine
understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.
2002-04-28 23:34:25 +00:00
Doug Barton
b564d8acf1 * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
Juli Mallett
3ee16cca88 Kill one version of a limerick here.
Approved by:	The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
2002-04-28 21:16:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
382f76926f Kill some duplicates.
Kill an incorrectly duplicated Einstein limerick (thanks phk!)
2002-04-28 21:03:26 +00:00
Juli Mallett
4fa6dc65ed Kill one exact duplicate of a Hunter S. Thompson quote. Put on peril-sensitive
sunglasses for great evil, too.
2002-04-27 06:14:32 +00:00
Juli Mallett
8b3a5378a0 Death to duplicate fortunes. 2002-04-27 05:46:13 +00:00
Ceri Davies
bc219a1c8b There is no host called new.bbc.co.uk - fix url.
Reviewed by:	jkh
Approved by:	jkh, murray
MFC after:	3 days
2002-04-26 10:58:06 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
94223b38e8 Sort. 2002-04-25 19:31:43 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
cdc811cfca Spell Fred Brooks's name right. 2002-04-25 19:27:40 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
b84cde50fc Resort and suppress dupes. 2002-04-25 19:12:30 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
3cfabe1aef Add a few more aphorisms. 2002-04-25 18:53:41 +00:00
Garrett Wollman
461e39085c Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files. 2002-04-25 03:20:27 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
7ad7cdff6f Add some fortunes and re-order the Feynman problem solving algorithm.
Thanks to gsutter for the quotes.

Reviewed by:	jkh
2002-04-24 12:15:00 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
3db15d8edf Add a few more tips, and tweak a couple.
PR:		misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:53:21 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
aa1970a03f Augment the BLOCKSIZE tip. (Based on the PR with slight changes by myself).
PR:	misc/34039
2002-04-01 08:43:58 +00:00
John Baldwin
8c47a53d2c Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.
Submitted by:	ue (indirectly)
Approved by:	eivind
2002-03-29 21:32:08 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
7d03b11905 Remove a duplicate with a typo.
MFC after:	3 days
2002-03-23 22:10:02 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
ae444ae634 Assorted mechanical fixes.
PR:		34790
Submitted by:	Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
2002-03-09 04:38:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4670ae1cea Add one.
Submitted by:	jedgar
Reviewed by:	The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.
2002-02-25 21:52:34 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
505e7511bc Add a tip about pkg_info and checking for multiple installed versions
of a package/port.
2002-02-11 03:45:29 +00:00
Thomas Gellekum
b051995c7f Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.

Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.
2002-01-07 13:47:22 +00:00
Greg Lehey
eb8d2682ce Correct typo. 2002-01-01 00:50:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
9e33f9cfe0 A case of ninfo (non-info)
Submitted by:	Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after:	1 month
2001-12-20 17:25:45 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
a7aaf57e4a FILES support for bsd.prog.mk. See bsd.README for details.
Stolen from:	NetBSD
2001-12-17 13:59:35 +00:00
Mike Heffner
4dc1e2e2c5 Modify tip that no longer applies for ftp(1). 2001-12-17 08:16:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aa84159a86 Unix: Just Say No..
Obtained from:	Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after:	3 days
2001-12-12 09:49:02 +00:00
John Baldwin
d860ec7a2b Trim yet another duplicate fortune. 2001-12-05 22:40:44 +00:00
John Baldwin
ae4385c3b1 Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically. 2001-12-05 22:39:00 +00:00
John Baldwin
6d8773a960 Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh. 2001-12-05 22:13:53 +00:00
John Baldwin
01ad25b722 Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
the correct duplicate.  Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.
2001-12-05 22:09:39 +00:00
John Baldwin
b2b286f559 Fix a typo and add a missing period. 2001-12-05 21:36:14 +00:00
John Baldwin
bc584bd7b6 Remove some duplicate fortunes. 2001-12-05 21:06:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
c47d61ce4e s/Kenned y/Kennedy/
Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people
2001-11-27 17:10:54 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
116debb603 This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.
Obtained from:	BBC World Service on 9410kHz
2001-11-27 16:53:43 +00:00
Peter Wemm
73025dc48c Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes. 2001-11-27 12:02:03 +00:00
Giorgos Keramidas
a521a4eece Other committers do not mention their personal names and/or email
addresses when adding stuff, so it seems fair to stop ``getting all
the fame'' by having my name displayed on login sessions.

Approved by:	nik
2001-11-19 20:17:19 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
a5e74e2314 Fix a typo:
Flinstone -> Flintstone.

Submitted by:	grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)
2001-11-12 12:21:39 +00:00
Matthew Dillon
83ce8c6db8 Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
Add a fortune.
2001-11-09 18:24:09 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
874ba4513a Separate concatenated fortunes.
Remove unattributed duplicate of Frederick Brooks eternal words
about the danger of second systems.
2001-11-03 16:43:13 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
f9e2c4f5e8 Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish. 2001-11-03 16:38:06 +00:00
Jeroen Ruigrok van der Werven
096830fe4e Correct attribution.
PR:		30500
Submitted by:	Drew Derbyshire <ahd@kew.org>
2001-10-28 13:23:39 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
247a741b8a Add some important advice for young optical physicists. 2001-10-05 08:27:21 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
adea229e21 Add a brief comparative analysis of 3 popular religions.
Approved by:	maintainer
2001-10-01 01:10:15 +00:00
John Baldwin
c33f34c05e Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
the unnamed IRC channel.
2001-09-27 22:04:42 +00:00
Murray Stokely
a43a70d6c6 Tip Correction : s/seconds/minutes/
PR:		docs/30844
Submitted by:	Andrew <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2001-09-27 00:43:28 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ae62a4cf07 Update a duplicate quotation.
PR:		30228
MFC after:	2 weeks
2001-09-01 08:01:06 +00:00
Alexander Langer
d33a962d07 Move /etc/defaults/make.conf to /usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf as
discussed on the arch@ mailinglist (after repo-copy).

sys.mk will .error if it finds /etc/defaults/make.conf but include
it anyways (this is the same behaviour as with the make.conf.local
removal).

/usr/share/examples/etc/make.conf has BDEFLAGS commented out now,
since it's only an example file.

Adjust all textes that talk about make.conf or defaults/make.conf to
match the new situation.
2001-08-30 22:44:51 +00:00
Michael Haro
821213b97f Remove whitespace after %. The whitespace was causing strfile to not see
the % string section break and thus fortune was producing a rather large
multi-fortune fortune message.
2001-08-12 20:32:37 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
9070692e9d A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
                -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>

Submitted by:	Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>
2001-08-01 22:51:09 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
d6368edb13 Fix a couple of typos. 2001-06-30 14:42:20 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
6a2ceb2365 Remove two duplicate tips and correct formatting of an attribution. 2001-06-26 02:36:26 +00:00
Brian Somers
4a824adfc0 What to do when :w tells you you haven't got permission. 2001-06-25 21:05:55 +00:00
Brian Somers
b363588c62 Mention that sh supports command line editing 2001-06-25 20:45:52 +00:00
Brian Somers
3579379c2d Mention that vi supports split-screen mode. 2001-06-25 20:44:03 +00:00
Brian Somers
5fc478617d Suggest using .login/.profile to set environment variables, not
.cshrc/.bashrc/.zshrc/.shrc
2001-06-25 20:41:42 +00:00
John Baldwin
a9df2152da Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).
Reviewed by:	phk, eivind, nra
2001-06-20 20:58:04 +00:00
John Baldwin
26df205f44 Remove some more duplicate fortunes. 2001-06-20 20:25:56 +00:00
Matthew Hunt
bfe01aa7f2 "Unmount" is spelled "umount", not "unmount". 2001-06-20 20:14:36 +00:00
John Baldwin
798c771f8d Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z. 2001-06-20 19:55:41 +00:00
John Baldwin
5a69ac96f5 Remove a duplicate entry. 2001-06-20 19:45:15 +00:00
Nik Clayton
c0ff1dac05 Fix a couple of tips, and add a new one.
Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-19 16:46:58 +00:00
Dima Dorfman
df7f3392c8 Correct some typos.
PR:		28251
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-06-19 05:46:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
dc6af80701 More tips. I'd never heard of look(1) before.
Submitted by:	Dru <genisis@istar.ca>
2001-06-16 16:45:52 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d2c070d4fb More tips, this time from the Russian Fidonet FreeBSD Echo.
And I never knew about ports(7) before.

Submitted by:	Alexey V. Neyman <avn@any.ru>
2001-06-16 11:42:28 +00:00
Eivind Eklund
6bd894ed2f De-credit myself in order to be consistent.
Also add a few more tips while I am here.
2001-06-15 18:23:44 +00:00
Nik Clayton
d03d64a379 More tips.
Submitted by:	David Scheidt <dscheidt@tumbolia.com>
2001-06-15 10:47:30 +00:00
Nik Clayton
a69a66d079 Add a new category of fortunes, 'freebsd-tips'. Useful hints, advice, and
pointers to areas of the system that might not be apparent on first
inspection.
2001-06-15 08:45:43 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
ecce24742d Games ownership cleanup.
Urged by:	bde
2001-06-13 15:26:31 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
3bb753ca7d s/Cthulu/Cthulhu/
Alas, the first one is a repeat in a slightly different format and
ought to be removed (or the other copy). I'll leave that to more
enterprising souls, though (Cthulhu loves enterprising souls).

MFC after:	3 days
2001-05-21 21:30:45 +00:00
Warner Losh
8c4ed82764 %DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct. 2001-04-23 06:08:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
70252de401 Axe out duplicate.
Not to submitter: (I don't let Jordan use my axe)

PR:		24782
Submitted by:	Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
2001-03-28 11:10:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d03811a2cf Spelling fixes.
PR:		20474
Submitted by:	Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de>
2001-03-28 11:08:32 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
d2f50a4667 Remove duplicate.
PR:		19670
Submitted by:	Anton Berezin <tobez@tobez.org>
2001-03-28 11:06:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0a047cf417 Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.
PR:		23132
Submitted by:	Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>
2001-03-28 11:02:14 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
d2ef936949 Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/ 2001-03-23 22:42:16 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e705b815ed Remove spurious '"'.
PR:		24979
Submitted by:	Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>
2001-02-10 08:30:21 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a28f659d51 Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash. 2001-02-02 22:35:13 +00:00
David Malone
13d0228de1 Correct spelling of foresight.
PR:		24637
Submitted by:	Christopher Rued <christor@ug.cs.sunysb.edu>
2001-01-25 17:17:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ddd53a5569 Remove a duplicate fortune.
PR:		21629
Submitted by:	Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2000-12-18 20:37:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
0ba3999559 Correct a bignum.
Detected-by: 	lang/clisp
Approved-by:	jkh
2000-10-31 07:20:46 +00:00
David Malone
25524f1985 Remove one other dup. 2000-10-12 09:26:33 +00:00
David Malone
371d271e9f Remove some duplicated Dijkstra quotes and add a new one.
Approved by:	jkh
2000-10-12 09:16:23 +00:00
Kris Kennaway
ed539fcc50 Add an amusing spoonerism.
Submitted by:	Benno Rice <benno@hiro.netizen.com.au>
Approved by:	jkh
2000-10-10 01:55:08 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
a416909903 Remove a duplicate Feyman quote. Add his problem-solving algorithm. 2000-09-30 09:52:49 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
bf316ed6e0 Add definitions of hardware and software. 2000-09-25 10:42:04 +00:00