Jens Schweikhardt
bb3020ee66
Correct some typos.
2005-12-26 16:09:58 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
e2f9880300
We will not be responsible for damage to equipment, your ego, county wide
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power outages, spontaneously generated mini (or larger) black holes,
planetary disruptions, or personal injury or worse that may result from the
use of this material.
-- taken from Samuel M. Goldwasser's
Sam's Strobe FAQ Notes on the Troubleshooting
and Repair of Electronic Flash Units and Strobe Lights
2005-12-25 23:29:59 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aefc1eb332
"A life lived in fear is a life half lived"
2005-12-24 17:55:33 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
8af06aba63
Add missing John Gilmore quote.
2005-12-12 15:47:33 +00:00
Doug Barton
dbc1cd4c36
Canonify, correct, and add citations related to Douglas Adams' work.
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Correct a quotation from Hitchhiker's.
2005-12-05 06:47:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
e1b1e0baee
Add another 'best quote about XML evar!' courtesy Pav Lucistnik (pav@)
2005-12-01 04:28:07 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
b099d1e351
correct typo
2005-11-23 09:00:35 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
1fbc4b9d85
add witty remark about serious thought.
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MFC after: 2 days
2005-11-21 21:42:43 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4450c2b741
Fix typo
2005-10-19 06:37:39 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
500ef691f8
Bruce Schneier is underrepresented in the fortune file.
2005-10-18 20:37:44 +00:00
Philip Paeps
170c211c42
Add a valuable piece of Usenet advice about storing passwords. :-)
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Obtained from: jpd on comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
2005-10-17 14:27:37 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4c163f4c32
Nuke duplicates found via fuzzy logic:
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- typos
- different spelling, punctuation, whitespace
- phonetically similar names
- words rearranged ("was once" vs "once was" etc)
If a limerick appeared as a single one and as part of a
double or triple, the singleton was removed.
With a little help from: sort limerick|uniq -d
This still turns up 20 lines being repeated, but the respective
limericks are sufficiently unique to leave them in (i.e. most differ
in at least two lines).
Nuke spaces in front of colons while I'm here.
2005-09-28 18:18:29 +00:00
Kirill Ponomarev
099f27bbe8
Whitespaces cleanup.
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PR: conf/81926
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson at ury dot york dot ac dot uk>
2005-09-23 12:15:52 +00:00
Doug Barton
86926e9850
Remove a fortune that is duplicated verbatim in fortunes2-o
2005-09-21 19:04:10 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
bbef66a9ae
Remove a duplicate and fix a typo.
2005-09-10 08:27:07 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
e37345c1c6
Notable quote by Theodore Roosevelt.
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MFC after: 3 days
2005-09-06 14:59:55 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
0a710f3b71
Punctuation corrections.
2005-08-30 16:33:39 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
73dcba4b4b
About life
2005-08-24 17:45:09 +00:00
Greg Lehey
2fa636f5fe
Add relationship between offence and beer.
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Submitted by: philip
2005-08-22 06:03:40 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
7cd5160a0b
-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL
2005-08-19 17:29:43 +00:00
Murray Stokely
1d449dce78
Move the "yiddish cooking has killed more jews than Hitler" quote back
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to the offensive file.
The other Hitler quotes/references stay in the unoffensive file, as
they offer more historical perspective than this one.
Approved by: core
2005-08-19 16:23:01 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
2ab7d9960b
wisdom about 'beachhead'
2005-08-15 18:15:19 +00:00
Wes Peters
40adebe8e5
Add the best quote evar! about XML.
2005-08-14 03:49:32 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
9ce79b6c70
Be a nice community member and honor the request for backout after
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stirring the hornet's nest. This issue will be resolved by core.
2005-08-10 17:18:07 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4e30e04c4d
Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.
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I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.
2005-08-08 19:58:26 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
e818716b66
While I find the Hitler quotes extremely questionable, I'm enough
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of a pedant to properly spell the monster's first name.
2005-08-08 18:38:30 +00:00
Kirill Ponomarev
b039a026d7
Fix locations of some links.
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Word smithing.
PR: conf/81923
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin dot atkinson at ury.york.ac.uk>
2005-08-06 18:13:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
6dded714b5
Snoopy in quality of life.
2005-06-10 08:58:44 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
41fa5b81d2
When operating the diopter adjustment knob with your eye to the view-
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finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
-- found in the users manual of the Nikon D2x camera,
a camera for professional photographers
%
2005-06-06 15:43:00 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
98500a3693
Hand it to spaff, he knows how to say it:
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Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging
an armoured car to deliver credit card information from someone
living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.
-- Gene Spafford, Purdue University.
2005-05-29 19:29:19 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e1f74f27c1
Remove duplicate and attribute Weinbergs second law to the right weinberg.
2005-05-13 15:51:56 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4f2795ff0e
Nuke a corrupted duplicate.
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Some white space and punctuation fixes.
2005-05-07 17:56:50 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
c770569c74
s/which/witch
2005-04-24 15:31:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e9a1a34366
Data is not information;
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Information is not knowledge;
Knowledge is not wisdom
-- Gary Flake
2005-04-13 06:11:49 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
6f3997749c
s/self-distruction/self-destruction
2005-04-10 10:53:26 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ebf3f2a194
He who receives ideas from me, receives instruction himself without
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lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light
without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson on patents on ideas.
2005-03-22 07:41:22 +00:00
Murray Stokely
7803a8a051
Typo.
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PR: conf/77178
Submitted by: Andras Jako <jako.andras@eik.bme.hu>
MFC after: 1 week
2005-03-19 02:44:41 +00:00
Philip Paeps
f5ba17d43b
These words, while not spoken about anything even slightly related, are very,
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very applicable when waiting for world to compile *grin*
Impatience award to: philip
2005-03-14 21:50:25 +00:00
Christian Brueffer
abe57788f7
Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.
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Submitted by: Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
2005-03-13 13:20:07 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
f92907365d
Add a story about confusing information theory with thermodynamics.
2005-03-07 06:05:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
eabf308004
Another good Dijkstra quote.
2005-03-04 09:47:22 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ed4d64dbf7
Add missing quote.
2005-03-03 18:32:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
52b9f7a5b1
Wisdom from 1972.
2005-03-03 18:07:23 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
53365f4b43
Give a better advice on how to convert DOS text to UNIX text.
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The former tip used `col -bx', which would not only discard
CR's, but also expand TAB's and remove BS'en. This effect is
not always wanted.
MFC after: 1 week
2005-02-28 17:05:00 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
02d5d57aba
Add a neat remark on the popular belief that the universe is a safe
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the man ought to break open and rob.
2005-02-26 12:49:03 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
f83442ac87
Keep only one style of Pittsburgh driver's tests.
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Noticed by: Pawel Worach
2005-02-08 10:42:22 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
6325a5d282
Trim more cookies, by playing with different hash functions,
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e.g., by trimming all non-alphabet characters and whitespace,
converting to lowercase, and considering only first (or last)
N letters (maybe only consonants). The fortune editor then
displays all fortunes that have the same hash, and allows to
remove one of them. The rest is written to stdout.
2005-02-07 21:00:20 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
fb7b9592c7
s/worman/woman/
2005-02-03 22:48:29 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
12e13d5f73
Ignore consonants, and remove more duplicates.
2005-02-03 10:54:07 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
70ffe5d36d
Removed more duplicates (forgot to ignore underscore).
2005-02-03 09:44:30 +00:00