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phk
169d3311f3 typo, duh! 2004-01-13 08:00:55 +00:00
phk
ced6b1313c This is simply too true to not become a fortune. 
Wisdom by:	wes
 2004-01-13 07:36:17 +00:00
blackend
0009384ee5 Add a tip on how to print a manual page. 
PR:		docs/61033
Submitted by:	mi@
 2004-01-07 19:49:12 +00:00
ceri
de28d6bbfa Stop "fortune -l" from looping forever. 
PR:		bin/58730
Submitted by:	pak <pak@cns.utoronto.ca>
 2003-12-27 16:04:41 +00:00
schweikh
b56597e9b7 Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and a 
few typos.
 2003-12-26 21:32:47 +00:00
des
f9960ea07e Use WARNS level 2 instead of setting CFLAGS explicitly to -Wall. 2003-12-07 17:34:52 +00:00
phk
9a847f9ce0 A too good Feynman quote to pass up. 2003-12-07 10:03:20 +00:00
phk
ed995d72a8 Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection. 2003-11-12 20:08:47 +00:00
wilko
297e9e9fef reformat HP eng. mgr quote 
Requested by: nate
 2003-11-10 23:08:39 +00:00
roam
c7aa8ed25d Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'. 
PR:		58909
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
MFC after:	1 week
 2003-11-04 09:21:59 +00:00
phk
a8df477042 Add a '-l' option suitable for use with /dev/led/* lamps. 2003-11-03 11:05:43 +00:00
phk
00b97b1849 Addition. 2003-10-20 21:22:41 +00:00
fanf
9741becdfc A comment about spam and cockroaches. 
Suggested by:	dwmalone
 2003-10-16 15:25:19 +00:00
tg
0a44f0e906 Fix typo. 2003-10-15 10:25:31 +00:00
schweikh
ef14338e83 Correct a typo (s/And/An/) 2003-10-12 11:37:15 +00:00
schweikh
e2fb2193ad Removed "Gerat" which is a typo of "Great". 
Added FreeBSD ID.
 2003-10-08 16:49:19 +00:00
wollman
6b5ffffafb Retrocomputing alternate history.... 2003-10-07 15:09:19 +00:00
wilko
7a1554e110 Polish last fortune. 
Suggested by: nate
 2003-10-06 22:11:03 +00:00
wilko
04558da378 'Upon the release of the second version' 
Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl
MFC after: 2 weeks
 2003-10-06 19:34:35 +00:00
eivind
414fcc701d Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
dougb
8e1ea55c33 * Fix a duplicate "how how" 
* Fix pedstals -> pedestals
 2003-08-31 23:05:39 +00:00
ceri
cfb4400676 Correct a grammatical error. 
PR:		misc/54967
Submitted by:	Paul A. Scott <pscott@the-frontier.org>
MFC After:	4 weeks
 2003-08-25 20:08:16 +00:00
ache
1bc08db7d6 LANG->LC_ALL 
Pointed by:     ru
 2003-08-04 21:31:53 +00:00
ache
3ea571a365 Use LANG=C before tr to be shure that ranges are correct 2003-08-04 15:31:57 +00:00
ache
629b0e876f Rename collate_range_cmp() to stable_collate_range_cmp() to indicate 
that it is not the common variant.
Remove doubtful microoptimization there.
 2003-08-03 19:44:36 +00:00
schweikh
c2652f0cb2 Fix a tip about how to create an empty file[1]. 
Remove tip about retired kget(8).
Fix a typo.

PR:	conf/54334
Submitted by:	Mark Huizer <xaa+sendpr@timewasters.nl>
MFC after:	3 days
 2003-08-02 20:36:28 +00:00
mux
df03090d1d Remove a duplicate entry. 2003-07-25 11:14:03 +00:00
markm
f7f77aaea8 Don't check for the existance of src/crypto/ for building items that 
may contain crypto. The days of ITAR paranoia are over, and the simple
macro tests that remain are sufficient.
 2003-07-24 18:30:25 +00:00
mph
0038045cae Eliminate a duplicate. 2003-07-14 22:22:56 +00:00
jhb
5513453173 Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested 
content when replying to an e-mail.
 2003-07-14 22:08:14 +00:00
kris
4ddc1bc502 Correct some typos. 
Submitted by:	pscott@the-frontier.org
PR:		misc/51909
MFC After:	The average lifetime of a Star Trek redshirt
 2003-07-13 03:49:43 +00:00
will
1e2fb2a918 Handle 12-hour clocks properly: when the time is 00:00-00:59, adjust the 
hour to 12 so the time reads "12:00-12:59 AM".
 2003-06-23 16:01:11 +00:00
gsutter
0ef0af100d Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one. 2003-06-19 22:52:50 +00:00
murray
b7b34ce351 In the build process, fortune files have been randomized since at 
least the 4.4-lite days.  This is pointless, since fortune(6) performs
its own randomization.  It was also problematic for binary update
systems such as ports/security/freebsd-update.  This commit simply
removes the -r option to strfile so that the datfiles are constant.

Submitted by:	Colin Percival <cperciva@sfu.ca>
 2003-06-19 07:02:00 +00:00
joerg
f6ea208247 Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing. 
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)
 2003-06-18 12:46:20 +00:00
hoek
3c90750b56 Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time. 2003-05-31 16:27:53 +00:00
des
fd7ebe5267 add a NOCRYPT check alongside the NO_OPENSSL check. 
Approved by:	re (scottl)
 2003-05-19 15:52:50 +00:00
ru
b4a789c0af mdoc(7) police: Make SYNOPSIS match usage(). 
Approved by:	re (blanket)
 2003-05-16 21:27:23 +00:00
ru
3c7910d51d mdoc(7) police: Added "rot13" to the NAME section. 
Approved by:	re (blanket)
 2003-05-16 21:26:39 +00:00
obrien
29ca60cd43 Make the __FBSDID usage consistent 
and protect copyright[] from Gcc 3.3's whining.
 2003-05-05 09:52:25 +00:00
mux
0d84b14cca Add an option to print the time in 12-hour format. 
Submitted by:	Samy Al Bahra <samy@kerneled.com>
 2003-03-28 16:37:45 +00:00
eivind
8108de7acd Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many. 2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
17909c6793 Remove duplicates 2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00
eivind
cf31398a39 Fix two more typos 2003-03-24 18:56:36 +00:00
tjr
5f79a080d0 Explain what the rot13 script does. 
PR:		39044
 2003-03-24 11:18:30 +00:00
eivind
6d7adbe05f Fix typos 2003-03-19 18:21:42 +00:00
eivind
b4af86ece1 Fix typo 2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
eivind
53a6ab26a8 Remove duplicates 2003-03-19 17:55:17 +00:00
eivind
a9cd7fc85f Fix typos 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +00:00
eivind
8e84221316 Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
dcs
04f555afa6 Improved version of Unix sex. 
Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
 2003-03-17 20:59:50 +00:00
grog
62cc0d370a Add long-term view of astronomy. 
Submitted by:	newton

The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm.  Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.
 2003-03-15 02:10:53 +00:00
fanf
7ba87a9f79 At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke, 
but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
 2003-03-10 19:58:37 +00:00
dcs
b100e85d18 We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them. 2003-03-10 13:47:43 +00:00
wollman
07cbda74cc Fix style of recent additions and sort. 2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
mike
92406d0c35 Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE. 2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
dcs
ab0fc95d65 EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself). 2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
schweikh
27b8d5c85d Fix a grammar bogon. 
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door.
 2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
wollman
01c7d91f2d Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press. 2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
ru
4f5eb5339e Fixed SYNOPSIS. 
Expanded stdin/stdout definitions.
Ordered the SEE ALSO references.
Moved some chat from the BUGS section to freebsd-chat@.
Removed ``cvs log'' material from the HISTORY section.
 2003-02-23 01:44:14 +00:00
ceri
33432d3e3d "Happiness" is a noun. 
PR:		misc/47345
Submitted by:	Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
 2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
fanf
1b5bb7d461 Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming. 2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
schweikh
fbcaeafab9 Correct typos. 
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door
 2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
seanc
37077a6437 flexlint rears its head as well as some style(9) fixes[1]. Fixed a 
few bugs for a few corner cases and correctly handle the case where
read(2) is read()'ing from a non-file descriptor and could get fewer
bytes back than the buffer, but it isn't EOF[2].  random(6) extensively
tested and believed to be bug free (save performance for large files).

Submitted by:	mkm [1], tjr[2]
 2003-02-15 10:26:10 +00:00
robert
4ac1e02451 Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist 
in the base system anymore.
 2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
wes
044bfdd6f0 Add Warner Losh quote. 
Submitted by:	Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
 2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
seanc
39df9275e1 Update random(6) to have the ability to randomize a file/stdin based 
off of lines or words.  See the man page for details.

Reviewed by:	markm
MFC after:	3 days
 2003-02-11 19:32:18 +00:00
mike
a403dcb64a Immortalize a Robert Watson quote. 2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00
fanf
9297a8ce81 Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection 
filk that also appears in fortunes2.
 2003-01-23 19:23:52 +00:00
schweikh
ad85b87e34 s/Kank/Kang/ (the klingon) 
PR:	misc/45012
Submitted by:	Steve Coltrin <spcoltri@omcl.org>
 2003-01-04 17:08:23 +00:00
schweikh
c353aec149 Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup, 
especially in troff files.
 2003-01-01 18:49:04 +00:00
schweikh
28d78933e7 Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/ 
Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
 2002-12-30 21:18:15 +00:00
ru
abe7c94ab3 mdoc(7) police: Added the missing .Os call; it's not strictly 
necessary nowadays, but is documented as "required", and may
become so again in the future.

Approved by:	re
 2002-12-11 15:55:29 +00:00
ru
b680afb789 mdoc(7) police: sweep. 2002-11-29 16:21:33 +00:00
schweikh
2765ee439b Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment. 
MFC after:	3 days
 2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
joerg
5b11927e6a set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name. 
MFC after:	1 day
 2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
dcs
a02d37bfca Add gerrold.limerick to the building process. 2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
dcs
4adcf1c7a7 Finished at last. 2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
dcs
d0ccb6c30c Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how 
long certain people take to return books...).

Still more to go.
 2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
fanf
41f1fd2a51 The future's bright: the future's Ballard... 2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
phk
b545fc45bc Add a fortune for people who have read their classics. 2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
markm
78fda016f0 Remove old build glue for removed games. 2002-10-21 10:05:14 +00:00
markm
758095d886 Deorbit complete. We dont build these anymore, so into the attic they go. 2002-10-21 07:40:27 +00:00
tom
9feda77f34 Minor grammatical correction 2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
markm
4e5361837a Do not build the majority of the games. Remaining are the 
"utility-like" games and everyone's favourite, fortune(6).
 2002-10-20 11:18:56 +00:00
blackend
f35ae8ff4d Fix the path to the make.conf example file. 
PR:		docs/44278
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
 2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
fanf
0e82a660a5 So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um. 
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
 2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
fanf
bb203fb5f4 Last commit was slightly hasty: #include <string.h> is required on 
-CURRENT to be WARNS-safe (but not -STABLE for some reason)
 2002-10-09 20:42:40 +00:00
fanf
a3313bf87f Kill obsolete #include <memory.h> which I didn't spot earlier because 
it's still in the NetBSD version.
 2002-10-09 20:30:57 +00:00
fanf
0a558426d5 Mdocify and fix a load of errors dating back to the dawn of time. 
Don't mention hard limits for factor(6) since it now has bignum support.

Obtained from:	NetBSD (mdoc only -- their man page is still mostly wrong)
 2002-10-09 20:00:25 +00:00
fanf
0791095793 Factorize bignums using the Pollard Rho algorithm. The code comes 
from NetBSD, altered to retain the FreeBSD -h feature and various
stylistic improvements and avoid regressions. In the absence of
OpenSSL (and therefore bignums) the old code is used.

PR:		43831
Reviewed by:	kris, markm, obrien
Obtained from:	NetBSD
MFC after:	2 weeks
 2002-10-09 19:55:04 +00:00
fanf
ff825208ee Style fixes to: #include ordering; use const and static; ANSI functions; 
various usage synopses; bogus and/or unnecessary casting; exit values;
use LINE_MAX instead of magic numbers; declare extern variables in a
header; add $FreeBSD$ where missing.

Reviewed by:    markm, obrien
Obtained from:  NetBSD | fanf
 2002-10-09 19:38:55 +00:00
jmallett
6a40ba464b As back-out requests must be followed, back out the removal of wargames(6) 
at mike@'s request.
 2002-10-09 01:46:37 +00:00
jmallett
571ccae9e7 Remove the wargames(6) novelty [and not the fun kind]: 
1) It never was very funny.
	2) It was a N line shell script where N is less than
	   X, where X is the number of lines of the Berkeley
	   copyright and license.
	3) I rewrote it in C with the intention of making it
	   more interactive, ala the movie, but never did.
	4) Because it really is possible for at least some
	   parts of a distribution to shrink between releases.

X-No-MFC:	This game will remain in RELENG_4 and previous.
X-Bikesheds-To:	markm@
Approved by:	The #bsdcode cabal.
Obtained from:	Professor Falken
 2002-10-08 20:19:26 +00:00
jmallett
c96e460b47 We're missing none of these games, they just aren't here. 2002-10-08 20:15:30 +00:00
schweikh
23c0a6749a Correct the description of what fortunes get installed (by default, also the 
offensive ones). Make it clear that datfiles/Makefile needs to be edited in
case someone wants it otherwise.

PR:		misc/36153
Submitted by:	Nick Jennings <nick@namodn.com>
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door.
 2002-09-24 19:00:52 +00:00
schweikh
dd86e6792b s/seems to thing/seems to think 
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door
 2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
tg
da0df40e61 Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate 
Bertrand Russell quotations.
 2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
jmallett
9878f0eb0e Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option. 
MFC after:	42 days
 2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
dwmalone
8e06166a98 Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere. 
PR:		7434
 2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
jmallett
b5dabb1bbc Rewrite wargames(6) in C. A program in C in the public domain is better than 
a shell script with a big copyright.  Or maybe just a good way to spend an hour
after watching a Matthew Broderick flick.
 2002-08-30 07:14:42 +00:00
jmallett
77037b0dd1 Wargames was PG-13, not PGP 13. I just watched it with my girlfriend, and 
there was no mention of PGP, despite what the manpage said!  Total let down!

MFC After:	65456665556666545666655654 DTMF tones.
 2002-08-29 04:07:20 +00:00
charnier
06afb62b3c Replace various spelling with FALLTHROUGH which is lint()able 2002-08-25 13:10:45 +00:00
schweikh
e98f885b38 Fix typos (s/seperat/separat/ et al); add FreeBSD ID. 
Suggested by:	bde
MFC after:	3 days
 2002-08-12 10:04:32 +00:00
fanf
86ac9c0394 Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2. 
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
 2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
fanf
7d12add921 Re-sort. 2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00
fanf
b07f3a0a55 Remove spurious quotes. 2002-08-09 19:31:27 +00:00
fanf
5f7c47f1e3 Correctly sort previous addition. 2002-08-09 19:30:20 +00:00
fanf
f74837b232 Some more advice from Dijkstra. 2002-08-09 19:08:02 +00:00
fanf
151f2668c5 Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote. 2002-08-09 19:00:10 +00:00
ru
34de99cd26 Drop support for COPY, -c has been the default mode of install(1) 
for a long time now.

Approved by:	bde
 2002-07-29 09:40:17 +00:00
ru
0438f8a407 s/${INSTALL} -c/${INSTALL} ${COPY}/ 2002-07-18 12:07:49 +00:00
dwmalone
221e26a61f Fix a typo. 
PR:		40539
Submitted by:	Munish Chopra <mchopra@engmail.uwaterloo.ca>
 2002-07-14 22:50:12 +00:00
dwmalone
3aa52a7faf Fix a typo. 
PR:		40523
Submitted by:	Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
 2002-07-14 15:28:01 +00:00
peter
459c7cbe27 Fix whitespace botch in previous commit. 2002-07-09 06:47:29 +00:00
peter
f6897a39de Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code 
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word.  Who thinks up this stuff?
 2002-07-09 02:56:10 +00:00
mp
0e678b293d Paraphrase a quote to remove year specific references. 
PR:		40291
Submitted by:	Pierre-Paul Lavoie <ppl@nbnet.nb.ca>
 2002-07-07 16:13:48 +00:00
jmallett
9bc16138c3 Use varargs for syserr(). 
Pointed out by:	snapshots.jp.freebsd.org warnings log.
 2002-06-23 18:30:29 +00:00
jmallett
d25ebb7206 syserr()'s first argument is not exit status, avoid dereferencing (char *)0 
in printf(3).
 2002-06-23 18:29:52 +00:00
mike
d8cc828c9a Use POSIX macros for wait(2)-style status information instead of the 
deprecated 4.2/4.3BSD wait union.  Fix some nearby pid_t/int
confusion.
 2002-06-03 23:13:11 +00:00
schweikh
31b9da5ba3 Backout recent typo "fix". I've been enlightened that it's an obsolete 
and rare synonym for indomitable (from the French indomptable)

Requested by:	"Jacques A. Vidrine" <nectar@FreeBSD.org>
 2002-05-31 14:36:45 +00:00
schweikh
8b76b81398 Typo: s/Indomptable/Indomitable/ 
MFC after:	3 weeks
 2002-05-31 13:26:56 +00:00
wollman
101f6ff2fa Add used include of <stdlib.h>, copying style bugs from adjacent lines. 2002-05-30 21:28:58 +00:00
wollman
98693a12e9 Fix preprocessor directive syntax (text after #endif). 2002-05-30 21:04:11 +00:00
alfred
7d613cbac0 Make almost WARNS=5 compliant: 
ANSI'fy function declarations.
Constify some globals and function paramters.
Remove unsused arguments.
Fix (rename) shadowed variables.
 2002-05-28 21:41:02 +00:00
alfred
9a224c4d1d Comment out comments after #endif directives 2002-05-28 21:06:03 +00:00
alfred
c3f67aab4e Assume __STDC__, remove non-__STDC__ code. 
Submitted by: keramida
 2002-05-28 17:03:12 +00:00
bde
2369fc5459 Fixed lossage of the prototype for usage() in previous commit. 
Fixed higher WARNS levels while I was here (missing prototype for main(),
and missing const poisoning).
 2002-05-28 12:20:15 +00:00
kris
df60e93ab8 Quiet some format string warnings by marking prototypes with 
__printflike()

MFC After:	1 week
 2002-05-28 06:12:31 +00:00
des
d98d0ebd67 Comment out extra tokens after #else and #endif. 2002-05-23 00:38:07 +00:00
peter
8da2718bed Do not guess what a bool is, just use it. 2002-05-21 08:34:18 +00:00
dougb
40118377c4 Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of 
the same quote.
 2002-05-15 04:35:27 +00:00
alfred
c68dc294fd Fix warnings by commenting out text after #else/#endif. 2002-05-11 04:40:13 +00:00
obrien
a877ff37af It is not clear if "#endif FOO" is allowed by ANSI. Gcc 3.1 complains 
loudly, so don't do it.
 2002-05-08 20:39:10 +00:00
obrien
98202729ca It is not clear if "#endif FOO" is allowed by ANSI. 
Gcc 3.1 complains loudly, so don't do it.
 2002-05-08 20:37:48 +00:00
mph
effdf69e8d s/-300K/~300K/ 
This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature.  I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K".  Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
 2002-05-01 06:20:57 +00:00
dougb
1f36a16039 More ispell fun 2002-04-30 10:13:42 +00:00
dougb
61bd4ea717 Fix a few more of my typos, a few others I noticed, and some ispell help. 2002-04-30 08:08:31 +00:00
sheldonh
4977e35059 Correct typo (is -> us). 2002-04-30 07:36:44 +00:00
jmallett
f76f59dd03 Add something absurd I used one night as an example of CS overcomplication 
of things most hackers take for granted.
 2002-04-29 06:26:12 +00:00
jmallett
e8ecce27b2 Add one more here. 
Submitted by:	Glen "Going to be a Daddy" Neff
 2002-04-29 02:00:53 +00:00
jmallett
b7d0246cb4 Remove a Kurt Vonnegut quote that appears in fortunes. 2002-04-29 01:44:16 +00:00
jmallett
1e9989bf5d Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson. 2002-04-29 01:38:43 +00:00
jmallett
ed3d675eaa Sort one, remove some dupes. 2002-04-29 01:22:50 +00:00
jmallett
a9197fe14a Add something I found amusing when overheard, and a paraphrasal of it. 2002-04-29 01:05:23 +00:00
dougb
3abe9601f2 Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the 
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.
 2002-04-29 00:41:55 +00:00
dougb
a42e8abd4f Sort according to ../tools/do_sort 2002-04-29 00:33:30 +00:00
dougb
84ff18d0de * Add a quote about the differences between human and machine 
understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.
 2002-04-28 23:34:25 +00:00
dougb
51b4a1bb3f * Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy 
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.
 2002-04-28 21:59:07 +00:00
jmallett
c017c7c0f7 Kill one version of a limerick here. 
Approved by:	The usual suspects on that IRC channel.
 2002-04-28 21:16:32 +00:00