Jens Schweikhardt
9ce79b6c70
Be a nice community member and honor the request for backout after
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stirring the hornet's nest. This issue will be resolved by core.
2005-08-10 17:18:07 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4e30e04c4d
Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.
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I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.
2005-08-08 19:58:26 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
e818716b66
While I find the Hitler quotes extremely questionable, I'm enough
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of a pedant to properly spell the monster's first name.
2005-08-08 18:38:30 +00:00
Kirill Ponomarev
b039a026d7
Fix locations of some links.
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Word smithing.
PR: conf/81923
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin dot atkinson at ury.york.ac.uk>
2005-08-06 18:13:30 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
6dded714b5
Snoopy in quality of life.
2005-06-10 08:58:44 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
41fa5b81d2
When operating the diopter adjustment knob with your eye to the view-
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finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
-- found in the users manual of the Nikon D2x camera,
a camera for professional photographers
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2005-06-06 15:43:00 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
98500a3693
Hand it to spaff, he knows how to say it:
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Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging
an armoured car to deliver credit card information from someone
living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.
-- Gene Spafford, Purdue University.
2005-05-29 19:29:19 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e1f74f27c1
Remove duplicate and attribute Weinbergs second law to the right weinberg.
2005-05-13 15:51:56 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4f2795ff0e
Nuke a corrupted duplicate.
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Some white space and punctuation fixes.
2005-05-07 17:56:50 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
c770569c74
s/which/witch
2005-04-24 15:31:11 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e9a1a34366
Data is not information;
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Information is not knowledge;
Knowledge is not wisdom
-- Gary Flake
2005-04-13 06:11:49 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
6f3997749c
s/self-distruction/self-destruction
2005-04-10 10:53:26 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ebf3f2a194
He who receives ideas from me, receives instruction himself without
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lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light
without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson on patents on ideas.
2005-03-22 07:41:22 +00:00
Murray Stokely
7803a8a051
Typo.
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PR: conf/77178
Submitted by: Andras Jako <jako.andras@eik.bme.hu>
MFC after: 1 week
2005-03-19 02:44:41 +00:00
Philip Paeps
f5ba17d43b
These words, while not spoken about anything even slightly related, are very,
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very applicable when waiting for world to compile *grin*
Impatience award to: philip
2005-03-14 21:50:25 +00:00
Christian Brueffer
abe57788f7
Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.
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Submitted by: Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
2005-03-13 13:20:07 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
f92907365d
Add a story about confusing information theory with thermodynamics.
2005-03-07 06:05:14 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
eabf308004
Another good Dijkstra quote.
2005-03-04 09:47:22 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
ed4d64dbf7
Add missing quote.
2005-03-03 18:32:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
52b9f7a5b1
Wisdom from 1972.
2005-03-03 18:07:23 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
53365f4b43
Give a better advice on how to convert DOS text to UNIX text.
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The former tip used `col -bx', which would not only discard
CR's, but also expand TAB's and remove BS'en. This effect is
not always wanted.
MFC after: 1 week
2005-02-28 17:05:00 +00:00
Yaroslav Tykhiy
02d5d57aba
Add a neat remark on the popular belief that the universe is a safe
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the man ought to break open and rob.
2005-02-26 12:49:03 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
f83442ac87
Keep only one style of Pittsburgh driver's tests.
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Noticed by: Pawel Worach
2005-02-08 10:42:22 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
6325a5d282
Trim more cookies, by playing with different hash functions,
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e.g., by trimming all non-alphabet characters and whitespace,
converting to lowercase, and considering only first (or last)
N letters (maybe only consonants). The fortune editor then
displays all fortunes that have the same hash, and allows to
remove one of them. The rest is written to stdout.
2005-02-07 21:00:20 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
fb7b9592c7
s/worman/woman/
2005-02-03 22:48:29 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
12e13d5f73
Ignore consonants, and remove more duplicates.
2005-02-03 10:54:07 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
70ffe5d36d
Removed more duplicates (forgot to ignore underscore).
2005-02-03 09:44:30 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
f6f56f8b95
Keep the fortune above this.
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Reviewed by: sheldonh
2005-02-03 09:28:45 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
653dbafed5
Remove more duplicates.
2005-02-03 09:27:01 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
760542ba2e
Ignore vowels, and remove more duplicates, mostly due to typos.
2005-02-03 09:13:02 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
1f95f872ae
Trim some obnoxious warlording.
2005-02-03 08:47:14 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
57bc1cfb15
Removed more duplicates, by ignoring "i", "you", "we",
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"an", "is", "are", "will", "'ll", "is", "'s" to find
them. More to follow...
2005-02-03 08:40:08 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
3aa9a20802
Merged fortunes with fortunes2.
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Sort fortunes (except for the first entry).
2005-02-03 00:20:37 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
5896d2bb13
Removed 1695 fortunes also found in fortunes2.
2005-02-02 10:24:11 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
150ea19c8e
Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates.
2005-02-01 16:34:38 +00:00
Pav Lucistnik
647273571c
- Add few lines from my personal signature file
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Suggested by: Florent Thoumie
Approved by: mux
2005-02-01 16:22:44 +00:00
Sean Kelly
6eb48b5f02
Remove another duplicate fortune.
2005-02-01 15:48:48 +00:00
Ruslan Ermilov
ec28d17dba
Removed full duplicates that only differ in amount of whitespace
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and line breaks.
2005-02-01 15:15:33 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
8d347b59e1
Remove a duplicate.
2005-02-01 14:10:41 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
0447ccf320
s/principals/principles/
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Fortune was duplicated, remove one copy.
2005-01-22 20:00:50 +00:00
Greg Lehey
9322e0f841
Add comment on current state of hardware documentation.
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Submitted by: philip
2005-01-19 23:34:25 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
55bf0e4475
Remove committer-specific entry.
2005-01-18 11:52:19 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
0763230837
Minor bit of advice.
2005-01-17 10:06:12 +00:00
Doug Barton
f01bcd33ff
1. s/women/woman/ when the singular is intended
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2. Remove some duplicates
3. Slightly improve a punch line, "and then cut off her head"
instead of "and cut her head off."
2005-01-11 00:25:38 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
60c658a7ff
Correct two typos in almost identical fortunes.
2005-01-10 12:03:32 +00:00
Josef El-Rayes
87695ac7ae
There is a better way to find out whether a port is installed or not.
2005-01-03 14:17:23 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
895e960f4c
Correct two typos; remove a duplicate.
2004-12-30 12:18:30 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
5f7c5b5db6
"3 hands"
2004-12-24 12:59:26 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
86e3437258
From Richard W. Hamming ``You and Your Research''
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Transcription of the Bell Communications Research Colloquium Seminar
7 March 1986 by J. F. Kaiser:
There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are
sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts
that people cannot think.
2004-12-11 21:57:27 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
f86495e781
The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems:
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there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud.
-- Andrew Hume
USENIX'04 Technical Conference, reported by Adam S. Moskowitz
;Login: 29(5):49, October 2004.
2004-11-27 08:28:58 +00:00