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1071 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
phk
aaea0db099 Snoopy in quality of life. 2005-06-10 08:58:44 +00:00
ru
c951593ab8 Fix markup nits. 2005-06-07 21:43:16 +00:00
joerg
999d3f2f2a Add Farnsworth support to morse(6).
(For those interested: this is intented to extend the space between
characters to help people learning morse code by giving the brain some
extra time for acoustical pattern recognition.)

Note: I slightly cleaned up the submitted patch for minor stylistic
issues, and changed the default for the new -c option to be identical
to -w.

Submitted by:	"Stephen P. Cravey" <cravey@gotbrains.org> N5UUU
MFC after:	2 weeks
PR:		bin/81831
2005-06-07 19:01:41 +00:00
wilko
0f06e53c5f When operating the diopter adjustment knob with your eye to the view-
finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
                -- found in the users manual of the Nikon D2x camera,
                   a camera for professional photographers
%
2005-06-06 15:43:00 +00:00
phk
70a0447f0b Hand it to spaff, he knows how to say it:
Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging
an armoured car to deliver credit card information from someone
living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.
		-- Gene Spafford, Purdue University.
2005-05-29 19:29:19 +00:00
jhb
8af0c36809 Fix for 64-bit platforms. random() returns values between 0 and RAND_MAX,
and RAND_MAX != LONG_MAX on 64-bit platforms.

PR:		amd64/81279
Submitted by:	Vivek Khera vivek at khera dot org
Submitted by:	Adriaan de Groot groot at kde dot org
MFC after:	1 week
2005-05-27 15:29:01 +00:00
phk
1a9b6b826f Remove duplicate and attribute Weinbergs second law to the right weinberg. 2005-05-13 15:51:56 +00:00
schweikh
ad38844990 Nuke a corrupted duplicate.
Some white space and punctuation fixes.
2005-05-07 17:56:50 +00:00
stefanf
36030d1508 Make caesar and pom WARNS 6 clean. While there, use prototypes everywhere.
PR:	62456
2005-05-01 19:34:22 +00:00
schweikh
f09f100e44 s/which/witch 2005-04-24 15:31:11 +00:00
trhodes
a9041ad05e Enforce style.Makefile(5).
Glanced at by:	ru (some time ago).
2005-04-22 18:57:32 +00:00
phk
f48ecbb639 Data is not information;
Information is not knowledge;
	Knowledge is not wisdom
			-- Gary Flake
2005-04-13 06:11:49 +00:00
schweikh
c699ae098b s/self-distruction/self-destruction 2005-04-10 10:53:26 +00:00
phk
831661f9ab He who receives ideas from me, receives instruction himself without
lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light
without darkening me.
       -- Thomas Jefferson on patents on ideas.
2005-03-22 07:41:22 +00:00
murray
6213f21b7b Typo.
PR:		conf/77178
Submitted by:	Andras Jako <jako.andras@eik.bme.hu>
MFC after:	1 week
2005-03-19 02:44:41 +00:00
philip
48e4a931e3 These words, while not spoken about anything even slightly related, are very,
very applicable when waiting for world to compile *grin*

Impatience award to:	philip
2005-03-14 21:50:25 +00:00
brueffer
ee036d3944 Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.
Submitted by:	Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
2005-03-13 13:20:07 +00:00
yar
7d3d18d907 Add a story about confusing information theory with thermodynamics. 2005-03-07 06:05:14 +00:00
phk
fb064b21bb Another good Dijkstra quote. 2005-03-04 09:47:22 +00:00
phk
1f5c20773e Add missing quote. 2005-03-03 18:32:50 +00:00
phk
f9eb25ee6d Wisdom from 1972. 2005-03-03 18:07:23 +00:00
yar
ada215ee45 Give a better advice on how to convert DOS text to UNIX text.
The former tip used `col -bx', which would not only discard
CR's, but also expand TAB's and remove BS'en.  This effect is
not always wanted.

MFC after:	1 week
2005-02-28 17:05:00 +00:00
yar
74b299286f Add a neat remark on the popular belief that the universe is a safe
the man ought to break open and rob.
2005-02-26 12:49:03 +00:00
ru
0b408ef0dc Fixed warnings and bump WARNS to 6. 2005-02-23 20:59:03 +00:00
ru
327b7b9ca4 Bump WARNS to 6. 2005-02-23 20:42:47 +00:00
ru
9dda858476 Make the on-disk format of .dat files produced by strfile(8)
architecture independent.  Besides the fixed-width types in
the header, the offsets are now stored as 64-bit off_t (also
in big endian format).

Tested on:	i386, amd64, sparc64, ia64
2005-02-17 18:06:37 +00:00
ru
6b6b8c04f6 Expand contractions. 2005-02-13 23:45:54 +00:00
ru
1541af42f1 Expand *n't contractions. 2005-02-13 22:25:33 +00:00
ru
cd385f1157 Sync program's usage() with manpage's SYNOPSIS. 2005-02-09 18:22:15 +00:00
ru
34796900fc Keep only one style of Pittsburgh driver's tests.
Noticed by:	Pawel Worach
2005-02-08 10:42:22 +00:00
ru
6b61b76573 An aggressive little script I used to trim out duplicate fortunes. 2005-02-07 21:15:16 +00:00
ru
a75ee2a221 Trim more cookies, by playing with different hash functions,
e.g., by trimming all non-alphabet characters and whitespace,
converting to lowercase, and considering only first (or last)
N letters (maybe only consonants).  The fortune editor then
displays all fortunes that have the same hash, and allows to
remove one of them.  The rest is written to stdout.
2005-02-07 21:00:20 +00:00
schweikh
97c405701b s/worman/woman/ 2005-02-03 22:48:29 +00:00
ru
c6f5812d65 Ignore consonants, and remove more duplicates. 2005-02-03 10:54:07 +00:00
ru
1bd82eeb1a Removed more duplicates (forgot to ignore underscore). 2005-02-03 09:44:30 +00:00
ru
e410ad5b88 Keep the fortune above this.
Reviewed by:	sheldonh
2005-02-03 09:28:45 +00:00
ru
b6d7ee4192 Remove more duplicates. 2005-02-03 09:27:01 +00:00
ru
abc26f1187 Ignore vowels, and remove more duplicates, mostly due to typos. 2005-02-03 09:13:02 +00:00
des
9341db929e Trim some obnoxious warlording. 2005-02-03 08:47:14 +00:00
ru
08e94789ea Removed more duplicates, by ignoring "i", "you", "we",
"an", "is", "are", "will", "'ll", "is", "'s" to find
them.  More to follow...
2005-02-03 08:40:08 +00:00
ru
bd95b6c7e0 Merged fortunes with fortunes2.
Sort fortunes (except for the first entry).
2005-02-03 00:20:37 +00:00
ru
4bfd722d37 Fix bugs.
Due to one of the bugs (^C was the first character of each line
when sorting), the -b option of sort(1) didn't take any effect,
so stay bug-compatible, and remove the -b option.
2005-02-03 00:18:06 +00:00
ru
e5d427bd13 Removed 1695 fortunes also found in fortunes2. 2005-02-02 10:24:11 +00:00
ru
f491448674 Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates. 2005-02-01 16:34:38 +00:00
pav
e4c54aac83 - Add few lines from my personal signature file
Suggested by:	Florent Thoumie
Approved by:	mux
2005-02-01 16:22:44 +00:00
smkelly
452c78e080 Remove another duplicate fortune. 2005-02-01 15:48:48 +00:00
ru
1b0f577b0d Removed full duplicates that only differ in amount of whitespace
and line breaks.
2005-02-01 15:15:33 +00:00
des
7905572ab1 Remove a duplicate. 2005-02-01 14:10:41 +00:00
wilko
c5c34ae422 s/principals/principles/
Fortune was duplicated, remove one copy.
2005-01-22 20:00:50 +00:00
grog
48aecee0a9 Add comment on current state of hardware documentation.
Submitted by: philip
2005-01-19 23:34:25 +00:00
phk
8e249383f9 Remove committer-specific entry. 2005-01-18 11:52:19 +00:00
ru
5fca3d26af Sort sections. 2005-01-18 08:57:18 +00:00
phk
9d81809b59 Minor bit of advice. 2005-01-17 10:06:12 +00:00
dougb
eabaebb00d 1. s/women/woman/ when the singular is intended
2. Remove some duplicates
3. Slightly improve a punch line, "and then cut off her head"
instead of "and cut her head off."
2005-01-11 00:25:38 +00:00
schweikh
1271aa3500 Correct two typos in almost identical fortunes. 2005-01-10 12:03:32 +00:00
josef
758ffb0989 There is a better way to find out whether a port is installed or not. 2005-01-03 14:17:23 +00:00
schweikh
137fcb142b Correct two typos; remove a duplicate. 2004-12-30 12:18:30 +00:00
wilko
dd331cd3f0 "3 hands" 2004-12-24 12:59:26 +00:00
ru
f4c44b761b NOCRYPT -> NO_CRYPT 2004-12-21 10:16:04 +00:00
ru
cec60429bb Start the dreaded NOFOO -> NO_FOO conversion.
OK'ed by:	core
2004-12-21 08:47:35 +00:00
dds
d433895d19 From Richard W. Hamming ``You and Your Research''
Transcription of the Bell Communications Research Colloquium Seminar
7 March 1986 by J. F. Kaiser:

        There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are
sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts
that people cannot think.
2004-12-11 21:57:27 +00:00
dds
d2e24b3cd0 The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems:
there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud.
                -- Andrew Hume

USENIX'04 Technical Conference, reported by Adam S. Moskowitz
;Login: 29(5):49, October 2004.
2004-11-27 08:28:58 +00:00
schweikh
b0d5a70a33 s/Here about/Hear about/ and sort accordingly. 2004-11-12 10:15:43 +00:00
wilko
26ee4cc617 Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
2004-10-27 20:28:56 +00:00
ru
5db2b9d5b3 For variables that are only checked with defined(), don't provide
any fake value.
2004-10-24 15:33:08 +00:00
phk
04d44d95de Improve accuracy of last addition, as best Google advices me. 2004-10-22 19:59:37 +00:00
phk
a13f06ffb3 I'm surprised this one was not here yet.
To save you all a trip to CVSWEB:

Experts have correctly predicted nine out of the last five recessions.
               -- Paul Samuelson,  Nobel laureate in economics.
2004-10-22 16:18:15 +00:00
stefanf
0de63fceef Properly initialise 'filename' so that random -l doesn't try to open NULL.
Const-qualify 'filename' to avoid a strdup() call due to -Wwrite-strings
silliness.
2004-10-03 15:34:15 +00:00
wilko
2411b47f68 The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its
thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools. - Thucydides
2004-09-29 19:52:19 +00:00
blackend
35b7b725a8 Fix make search entries.
PR:		docs/70899
Submitted by:	Marc Silver <marcs@draenor.org>
2004-08-24 11:30:28 +00:00
blackend
894378ef71 s/the on/on the/
PR:		misc/70842
Submitted by:	Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2004-08-23 11:00:20 +00:00
des
ca124b900b Immortalize the words of a -current reader. 2004-08-20 13:39:28 +00:00
rwatson
59e82281fe Add a useful snippet on limitations of inductive reasoning by Bertrand
Russell.
2004-08-15 19:24:17 +00:00
schweikh
138982e99c Correct grammo. 2004-08-14 06:29:17 +00:00
stefanf
b1d8596587 Include <stdlib.h> for exit(), use prototypes and bump WARNS to 6. 2004-08-01 18:52:40 +00:00
des
04b2cac222 The name of the landlord in Shaw's _The Man of Destiny_ is Giuseppe (not
Guiseppe) Gandi.

Submitted by:	Massimiliano Stucchi <stucchi@willystudios.com>
MFC after:	3 days
2004-07-26 21:18:58 +00:00
le
3654de90d4 Make this WARNS=3 clean.
PR:            bin/38931
Submitted by:  Giorgos Keramidas <keramida@freebsd.org>
2004-07-23 11:36:35 +00:00
le
c05d3eafae Fix typos.
PR:            misc/67586
Submitted by:  Paul A. Hoadley <paulh@logicsquad.net>
2004-07-20 08:32:42 +00:00
le
c844209ee5 Fix whitespace and punctuation.
PR:            misc/49967
Submitted by:  Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>
2004-07-20 08:28:28 +00:00
le
a93503b196 Remove duplicate fortunes and fix some typos.
PR:            misc/45839
Submitted by:  Philipp Mergenthaler
               <philipp.mergenthaler@stud.uni-karlsruhe.de>
2004-07-20 08:19:51 +00:00
stefanf
77a4e4e421 Resolve a couple of warnings and bump WARNS to 6. 2004-07-11 17:26:18 +00:00
ru
debcc07b3a Mechanically kill hard sentence breaks. 2004-07-02 21:16:38 +00:00
ru
6f7eb14978 mdoc(7): Correct the type of the display. 2004-07-02 21:15:48 +00:00
wollman
b4fb293e24 Add a Nicollism. 2004-06-24 03:08:44 +00:00
phk
45cfffa8ac Discontinue use of old libcompat regexp routines. 2004-06-21 16:07:30 +00:00
schweikh
dad6e10cd3 Correct assorted typos and grammos. 2004-06-10 21:03:34 +00:00
des
92c9a57d01 Consistently credit President Truman as Harry S. Truman. 2004-06-01 09:45:16 +00:00
dougb
e2c87d8b84 Update the "All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten" entry
by using the text from the Villard Books edition (1989, pages 6 through
8) and formatting to fit in 72 columns.
2004-06-01 05:00:46 +00:00
dougb
e021509ce5 * Reformat several attributions according to ../Notes (mostly whitespace)
* Spell out some names that were pointlessly abbreviated
* Remove a couple of incidental duplicates
* Harry Truman had no actual middle name. The initial "S" was added to his
name to make him appear more statesmanlike. Therefore it's not usually punctuated.
* Format a couple of actual fortunes to fit into 72 columns
2004-06-01 04:32:11 +00:00
dougb
d8ee4c34cb Remove duplicates of the "wherever you go, there you are" fortune,
quote directly from the movie, and give a better attribution (with
correct spelling) for Buckaroo Banzai.
2004-06-01 00:16:32 +00:00
wollman
872786a58d Definition of recursion. 2004-05-25 19:15:02 +00:00
schweikh
b482f392a5 Added forgotten quotes for citations. 2004-05-20 08:15:58 +00:00
ru
fba1b06a6b Markup fixes. 2004-05-16 21:52:48 +00:00
ru
3e3e3d8475 Really add -l to the usage output. 2004-05-16 21:49:23 +00:00
fanf
9259fe34cc I *knew* it would be a bad idea to touch the fortunes. *sigh*
Submitted by:	Kevin Oberman <oberman@es.net>
Pointy hat to:	me, again
2004-05-11 17:43:36 +00:00
fanf
7e021c2452 Pedantry.
Submitted by:	njl@
2004-05-11 17:26:16 +00:00
dds
104658ee3e Add Greek character encoding suport.
MFC after:	2 weeks
2004-05-11 11:11:14 +00:00
fanf
513cf0367d On the signs of network congestion.
Submitted by:	Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
2004-05-11 10:00:14 +00:00
fanf
8169074470 Re-sort 2004-05-10 23:02:07 +00:00
fanf
14ba243beb Moore's law vs. Nethack
Submitted by:   Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
2004-05-10 23:00:26 +00:00
cperciva
91483de01f Fix grammar to make it correctly wrong. 2004-04-29 06:14:00 +00:00
smkelly
d78a9de690 Add a new fortune from petef.
Obtained from: petef
2004-04-29 04:36:36 +00:00
imp
45c4ca11d3 Add jerk city commentary on C++. 2004-04-27 22:32:02 +00:00
grog
4a6438f25a Add a Dijkstra comment on programming languages. 2004-04-21 22:39:46 +00:00
ceri
aef0c8e553 Don peril-sensitive sunglasses and correct the spelling of ukulele.
"Ukulele" is the canonical term, with "ukelele" being a derivation.
Also there is some evidence that the original appearance of the quote
had the spelling "ukulele", although anyone who has a copy of Esquire
from March 1967 is welcome to prove me wrong.

PR:		bin/65626
Submitted by:	Gavin Atkinson <gavin@ury.york.ac.uk>
2004-04-20 19:20:17 +00:00
grog
fd4191a431 Add an observation by Dijkstra software engineering. 2004-03-22 05:02:01 +00:00
bde
2edbbfbff4 Fixed a mispelling of 0 as NULL. 2004-03-14 05:28:29 +00:00
fanf
24496b18b5 Label @ as being AC (since it's constructed like a prosign).
Submitted by:	des
2004-02-20 13:46:39 +00:00
fanf
39aa73fd6d Add some missing punctuation symbols, in particular @ which (according to
a recent Press Association release) was added to Morse code by the ITU in
December. @ was previously used for the SK prosign, which is now spelt &.

Obtained from:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code
2004-02-20 11:55:38 +00:00
cperciva
dba5418199 Fix misspellings in the freebsd-tips fortunes. The same PR has
a patch to mention portupgrade in freebsd-tips as well; I'm not
sure if that belongs here, so I'll leave it for someone else.

PR:		misc/37073
Submitted by:	Sean Chittenden <sean@chittenden.org>
Approved by:	rwatson (mentor)
2004-02-18 05:18:27 +00:00
wes
a763f85517 Too good to miss.
Wisdumb by:	Danno Coppock <danno@ipinc.com>
2004-02-09 18:45:25 +00:00
ru
743cc6d002 Fixed style of DPADD and LDADD assignments as per style.Makefile(5). 2004-02-05 22:44:25 +00:00
schweikh
996a053df7 "The Aged Aged Man" was not a word doubling.
Spotted by:	grog
2004-01-19 21:22:21 +00:00
phk
75a46d9023 typo, duh! 2004-01-13 08:00:55 +00:00
phk
c52adee7f0 This is simply too true to not become a fortune.
Wisdom by:	wes
2004-01-13 07:36:17 +00:00
blackend
4ce6889968 Add a tip on how to print a manual page.
PR:		docs/61033
Submitted by:	mi@
2004-01-07 19:49:12 +00:00
ceri
17cbb0b2fc Stop "fortune -l" from looping forever.
PR:		bin/58730
Submitted by:	pak <pak@cns.utoronto.ca>
2003-12-27 16:04:41 +00:00
schweikh
c6baaab590 Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and a
few typos.
2003-12-26 21:32:47 +00:00
des
560fd10b55 Use WARNS level 2 instead of setting CFLAGS explicitly to -Wall. 2003-12-07 17:34:52 +00:00
phk
4ce13c1db4 A too good Feynman quote to pass up. 2003-12-07 10:03:20 +00:00
phk
bba6b06ef4 Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection. 2003-11-12 20:08:47 +00:00
wilko
d31466d172 reformat HP eng. mgr quote
Requested by: nate
2003-11-10 23:08:39 +00:00
roam
a69e97d1cc Fix a typo: 'in cloud' -> 'in a cloud'.
PR:		58909
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
MFC after:	1 week
2003-11-04 09:21:59 +00:00
phk
a401023210 Add a '-l' option suitable for use with /dev/led/* lamps. 2003-11-03 11:05:43 +00:00
phk
947a627bb5 Addition. 2003-10-20 21:22:41 +00:00
fanf
4e2a8e2c7e A comment about spam and cockroaches.
Suggested by:	dwmalone
2003-10-16 15:25:19 +00:00
tg
c803b8b6aa Fix typo. 2003-10-15 10:25:31 +00:00
schweikh
bd52f2d8e9 Correct a typo (s/And/An/) 2003-10-12 11:37:15 +00:00
schweikh
bf3be14755 Removed "Gerat" which is a typo of "Great".
Added FreeBSD ID.
2003-10-08 16:49:19 +00:00
wollman
81afeec072 Retrocomputing alternate history.... 2003-10-07 15:09:19 +00:00
wilko
d8080c433b Polish last fortune.
Suggested by: nate
2003-10-06 22:11:03 +00:00
wilko
3405ad9023 'Upon the release of the second version'
Suggested that this is fortune material: rene@tunix.nl
MFC after: 2 weeks
2003-10-06 19:34:35 +00:00
eivind
0ec2a2b19b Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
dougb
9cf6c7ed90 * Fix a duplicate "how how"
* Fix pedstals -> pedestals
2003-08-31 23:05:39 +00:00
ceri
e3cf310790 Correct a grammatical error.
PR:		misc/54967
Submitted by:	Paul A. Scott <pscott@the-frontier.org>
MFC After:	4 weeks
2003-08-25 20:08:16 +00:00
ache
26ffc627d8 LANG->LC_ALL
Pointed by:     ru
2003-08-04 21:31:53 +00:00
ache
6d81d82b79 Use LANG=C before tr to be shure that ranges are correct 2003-08-04 15:31:57 +00:00
ache
c35593dd41 Rename collate_range_cmp() to stable_collate_range_cmp() to indicate
that it is not the common variant.
Remove doubtful microoptimization there.
2003-08-03 19:44:36 +00:00
schweikh
def68bc11e Fix a tip about how to create an empty file[1].
Remove tip about retired kget(8).
Fix a typo.

PR:	conf/54334
Submitted by:	Mark Huizer <xaa+sendpr@timewasters.nl>
MFC after:	3 days
2003-08-02 20:36:28 +00:00
mux
8bcb5ee872 Remove a duplicate entry. 2003-07-25 11:14:03 +00:00
markm
376c7c030b Don't check for the existance of src/crypto/ for building items that
may contain crypto. The days of ITAR paranoia are over, and the simple
macro tests that remain are sufficient.
2003-07-24 18:30:25 +00:00
mph
e8546e1e8a Eliminate a duplicate. 2003-07-14 22:22:56 +00:00
jhb
34cf1095cb Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested
content when replying to an e-mail.
2003-07-14 22:08:14 +00:00
kris
2796980f7c Correct some typos.
Submitted by:	pscott@the-frontier.org
PR:		misc/51909
MFC After:	The average lifetime of a Star Trek redshirt
2003-07-13 03:49:43 +00:00
will
003ad51e2a Handle 12-hour clocks properly: when the time is 00:00-00:59, adjust the
hour to 12 so the time reads "12:00-12:59 AM".
2003-06-23 16:01:11 +00:00
gsutter
1ce49745e1 Remove near-duplicate entry, keeping the better attributed one. 2003-06-19 22:52:50 +00:00
murray
1f5522a497 In the build process, fortune files have been randomized since at
least the 4.4-lite days.  This is pointless, since fortune(6) performs
its own randomization.  It was also problematic for binary update
systems such as ports/security/freebsd-update.  This commit simply
removes the -r option to strfile so that the datfiles are constant.

Submitted by:	Colin Percival <cperciva@sfu.ca>
2003-06-19 07:02:00 +00:00
joerg
dbea3df4e6 Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing.
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)
2003-06-18 12:46:20 +00:00
hoek
7a3fdc58a0 Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time. 2003-05-31 16:27:53 +00:00
des
5aabe4b4db add a NOCRYPT check alongside the NO_OPENSSL check.
Approved by:	re (scottl)
2003-05-19 15:52:50 +00:00
ru
7fa127e932 mdoc(7) police: Make SYNOPSIS match usage().
Approved by:	re (blanket)
2003-05-16 21:27:23 +00:00
ru
5e69537ef5 mdoc(7) police: Added "rot13" to the NAME section.
Approved by:	re (blanket)
2003-05-16 21:26:39 +00:00
obrien
392c53b560 Make the __FBSDID usage consistent
and protect copyright[] from Gcc 3.3's whining.
2003-05-05 09:52:25 +00:00
mux
c91649aa81 Add an option to print the time in 12-hour format.
Submitted by:	Samy Al Bahra <samy@kerneled.com>
2003-03-28 16:37:45 +00:00
eivind
d22ded66bf Add a new chance at getting offended, having removed so many. 2003-03-24 18:59:00 +00:00
eivind
46bf9e26a7 Remove duplicates 2003-03-24 18:58:16 +00:00
eivind
6c8ac02e62 Fix two more typos 2003-03-24 18:56:36 +00:00
tjr
7444018a7f Explain what the rot13 script does.
PR:		39044
2003-03-24 11:18:30 +00:00
eivind
779673e2b7 Fix typos 2003-03-19 18:21:42 +00:00
eivind
ed072c17cf Fix typo 2003-03-19 18:14:47 +00:00
eivind
3e7fb199ef Remove duplicates 2003-03-19 17:55:17 +00:00
eivind
18111c9405 Fix typos 2003-03-19 17:54:22 +00:00
eivind
13530229f4 Refactor two sexual jokes to murphy-o 2003-03-19 17:50:59 +00:00
dcs
2575bf9123 Improved version of Unix sex.
Submitted by: Chris Wasser <cwasser@shaw.ca>
2003-03-17 20:59:50 +00:00
grog
7467400839 Add long-term view of astronomy.
Submitted by:	newton

The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm.  Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.
2003-03-15 02:10:53 +00:00
fanf
a824da445b At the risk of serious physical abuse from markm, add another regex joke,
but s/regex/regular expression/g for terminological consistency.
2003-03-10 19:58:37 +00:00
dcs
774a21c5f7 We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them. 2003-03-10 13:47:43 +00:00
wollman
6706d1e5c2 Fix style of recent additions and sort. 2003-02-26 04:41:58 +00:00
mike
925e5bf5a9 Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE. 2003-02-26 03:42:10 +00:00
dcs
5a2e3e0dfe EMACS joke (no, not EMACS itself). 2003-02-24 18:04:20 +00:00
schweikh
021053ab88 Fix a grammar bogon.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door.
2003-02-24 17:52:02 +00:00
wollman
49ccb4d057 Add a quote from Bob Schieffer's recent book about freedom of the press. 2003-02-23 06:14:04 +00:00
ru
26cbc7939f Fixed SYNOPSIS.
Expanded stdin/stdout definitions.
Ordered the SEE ALSO references.
Moved some chat from the BUGS section to freebsd-chat@.
Removed ``cvs log'' material from the HISTORY section.
2003-02-23 01:44:14 +00:00
ceri
23b3d3e001 "Happiness" is a noun.
PR:		misc/47345
Submitted by:	Ben Rosengart <ben@narcissus.net>
2003-02-18 20:49:12 +00:00
fanf
0768175e02 Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming. 2003-02-18 20:34:13 +00:00
schweikh
a787a2ce23 Correct typos.
Submitted by:	Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after:	4.8 is out the door
2003-02-16 18:38:12 +00:00
seanc
cb6083f980 flexlint rears its head as well as some style(9) fixes[1]. Fixed a
few bugs for a few corner cases and correctly handle the case where
read(2) is read()'ing from a non-file descriptor and could get fewer
bytes back than the buffer, but it isn't EOF[2].  random(6) extensively
tested and believed to be bug free (save performance for large files).

Submitted by:	mkm [1], tjr[2]
2003-02-15 10:26:10 +00:00
robert
cf513b76e7 Remove the suggestion to try `hangman', because it does not exist
in the base system anymore.
2003-02-15 09:11:25 +00:00
wes
bebc78d3e1 Add Warner Losh quote.
Submitted by:	Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>
2003-02-11 21:38:02 +00:00
seanc
0f9b087524 Update random(6) to have the ability to randomize a file/stdin based
off of lines or words.  See the man page for details.

Reviewed by:	markm
MFC after:	3 days
2003-02-11 19:32:18 +00:00
mike
be6f69b501 Immortalize a Robert Watson quote. 2003-02-10 17:34:32 +00:00
fanf
9d04c4bbe7 Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection
filk that also appears in fortunes2.
2003-01-23 19:23:52 +00:00
schweikh
4c7a08b14a s/Kank/Kang/ (the klingon)
PR:	misc/45012
Submitted by:	Steve Coltrin <spcoltri@omcl.org>
2003-01-04 17:08:23 +00:00
schweikh
d3367c5f5d Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,
especially in troff files.
2003-01-01 18:49:04 +00:00
schweikh
86f7487fb6 Fix typos, mostly s/ an / a / where appropriate and a few s/an/and/
Add FreeBSD Id tag where missing.
2002-12-30 21:18:15 +00:00
ru
2a1141d1d9 mdoc(7) police: Added the missing .Os call; it's not strictly
necessary nowadays, but is documented as "required", and may
become so again in the future.

Approved by:	re
2002-12-11 15:55:29 +00:00
ru
4cbb8ca45a mdoc(7) police: sweep. 2002-11-29 16:21:33 +00:00
schweikh
8275a80403 Fix a typo. Add FreeBSD ID in a %% comment.
MFC after:	3 days
2002-11-17 09:53:11 +00:00
joerg
856dc69260 set watch in tcsh requires an equal sign after the variable name.
MFC after:	1 day
2002-11-16 13:24:44 +00:00
dcs
5cbd8d2e81 Add gerrold.limerick to the building process. 2002-11-10 23:41:01 +00:00
dcs
b8f6d0dd7f Finished at last. 2002-11-10 23:37:25 +00:00
dcs
e53748a0c6 Filling this file at last (now check when I first committed it and see how
long certain people take to return books...).

Still more to go.
2002-11-09 22:22:52 +00:00
fanf
c98f436d67 The future's bright: the future's Ballard... 2002-10-30 01:00:48 +00:00
phk
e1248d5245 Add a fortune for people who have read their classics. 2002-10-29 10:16:06 +00:00
markm
6ca574b57e Remove old build glue for removed games. 2002-10-21 10:05:14 +00:00
markm
e41bd31deb Deorbit complete. We dont build these anymore, so into the attic they go. 2002-10-21 07:40:27 +00:00
tom
e5e93f10fa Minor grammatical correction 2002-10-20 13:41:44 +00:00
markm
cc5521cdd1 Do not build the majority of the games. Remaining are the
"utility-like" games and everyone's favourite, fortune(6).
2002-10-20 11:18:56 +00:00
blackend
dcc30834b3 Fix the path to the make.conf example file.
PR:		docs/44278
Submitted by:	Chris Pepper <pepper@rockefeller.edu>
2002-10-19 21:34:50 +00:00
fanf
6221a0f65e So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um.
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.
2002-10-19 04:49:10 +00:00
fanf
945b6729d9 Last commit was slightly hasty: #include <string.h> is required on
-CURRENT to be WARNS-safe (but not -STABLE for some reason)
2002-10-09 20:42:40 +00:00
fanf
492a7532d8 Kill obsolete #include <memory.h> which I didn't spot earlier because
it's still in the NetBSD version.
2002-10-09 20:30:57 +00:00
fanf
b67dc726b1 Mdocify and fix a load of errors dating back to the dawn of time.
Don't mention hard limits for factor(6) since it now has bignum support.

Obtained from:	NetBSD (mdoc only -- their man page is still mostly wrong)
2002-10-09 20:00:25 +00:00
fanf
8adc3488ac Factorize bignums using the Pollard Rho algorithm. The code comes
from NetBSD, altered to retain the FreeBSD -h feature and various
stylistic improvements and avoid regressions. In the absence of
OpenSSL (and therefore bignums) the old code is used.

PR:		43831
Reviewed by:	kris, markm, obrien
Obtained from:	NetBSD
MFC after:	2 weeks
2002-10-09 19:55:04 +00:00
fanf
b5ea937ee8 Style fixes to: #include ordering; use const and static; ANSI functions;
various usage synopses; bogus and/or unnecessary casting; exit values;
use LINE_MAX instead of magic numbers; declare extern variables in a
header; add $FreeBSD$ where missing.

Reviewed by:    markm, obrien
Obtained from:  NetBSD | fanf
2002-10-09 19:38:55 +00:00
jmallett
731a2cb152 As back-out requests must be followed, back out the removal of wargames(6)
at mike@'s request.
2002-10-09 01:46:37 +00:00
jmallett
9bfc1ff68c Remove the wargames(6) novelty [and not the fun kind]:
1) It never was very funny.
	2) It was a N line shell script where N is less than
	   X, where X is the number of lines of the Berkeley
	   copyright and license.
	3) I rewrote it in C with the intention of making it
	   more interactive, ala the movie, but never did.
	4) Because it really is possible for at least some
	   parts of a distribution to shrink between releases.

X-No-MFC:	This game will remain in RELENG_4 and previous.
X-Bikesheds-To:	markm@
Approved by:	The #bsdcode cabal.
Obtained from:	Professor Falken
2002-10-08 20:19:26 +00:00
jmallett
41b0e03e7c We're missing none of these games, they just aren't here. 2002-10-08 20:15:30 +00:00
schweikh
7db6eff0eb Correct the description of what fortunes get installed (by default, also the
offensive ones). Make it clear that datfiles/Makefile needs to be edited in
case someone wants it otherwise.

PR:		misc/36153
Submitted by:	Nick Jennings <nick@namodn.com>
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door.
2002-09-24 19:00:52 +00:00
schweikh
fb29191f96 s/seems to thing/seems to think
X-MFC after:	4.7 is out the door
2002-09-21 16:13:20 +00:00
tg
bf5dfd3bb3 Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate
Bertrand Russell quotations.
2002-09-11 11:21:36 +00:00
jmallett
228b93ce82 Add a tip about using sed(1)'s FreeBSD-specific -i option.
MFC after:	42 days
2002-09-04 23:28:35 +00:00
dwmalone
31d77eaa65 Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.
PR:		7434
2002-08-31 23:15:41 +00:00
jmallett
a059a854e9 Rewrite wargames(6) in C. A program in C in the public domain is better than
a shell script with a big copyright.  Or maybe just a good way to spend an hour
after watching a Matthew Broderick flick.
2002-08-30 07:14:42 +00:00
jmallett
2834981b50 Wargames was PG-13, not PGP 13. I just watched it with my girlfriend, and
there was no mention of PGP, despite what the manpage said!  Total let down!

MFC After:	65456665556666545666655654 DTMF tones.
2002-08-29 04:07:20 +00:00
charnier
4966efff7b Replace various spelling with FALLTHROUGH which is lint()able 2002-08-25 13:10:45 +00:00
schweikh
5eefae432e Fix typos (s/seperat/separat/ et al); add FreeBSD ID.
Suggested by:	bde
MFC after:	3 days
2002-08-12 10:04:32 +00:00
fanf
1f1f9bd75b Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.
2002-08-09 20:37:01 +00:00
fanf
42ecfecabf Re-sort. 2002-08-09 19:54:11 +00:00
fanf
faccc3c40c Remove spurious quotes. 2002-08-09 19:31:27 +00:00
fanf
c3b1de26ed Correctly sort previous addition. 2002-08-09 19:30:20 +00:00
fanf
89c3e5c564 Some more advice from Dijkstra. 2002-08-09 19:08:02 +00:00
fanf
563b40203b Fix a couple of typos in a Dijkstra quote. 2002-08-09 19:00:10 +00:00
ru
a8adf98c82 Drop support for COPY, -c has been the default mode of install(1)
for a long time now.

Approved by:	bde
2002-07-29 09:40:17 +00:00
ru
cd7c90d38f s/${INSTALL} -c/${INSTALL} ${COPY}/ 2002-07-18 12:07:49 +00:00
dwmalone
e00a16ef8c Fix a typo.
PR:		40539
Submitted by:	Munish Chopra <mchopra@engmail.uwaterloo.ca>
2002-07-14 22:50:12 +00:00
dwmalone
44dbe3e8f4 Fix a typo.
PR:		40523
Submitted by:	Andrew Stevenson <andrew@ugh.net.au>
2002-07-14 15:28:01 +00:00
peter
78ca5fd896 Fix whitespace botch in previous commit. 2002-07-09 06:47:29 +00:00
peter
6eb4916dee Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word.  Who thinks up this stuff?
2002-07-09 02:56:10 +00:00
mp
8a4e84dbb3 Paraphrase a quote to remove year specific references.
PR:		40291
Submitted by:	Pierre-Paul Lavoie <ppl@nbnet.nb.ca>
2002-07-07 16:13:48 +00:00
jmallett
ed708cd74d Use varargs for syserr().
Pointed out by:	snapshots.jp.freebsd.org warnings log.
2002-06-23 18:30:29 +00:00
jmallett
6fbcfaa27b syserr()'s first argument is not exit status, avoid dereferencing (char *)0
in printf(3).
2002-06-23 18:29:52 +00:00
mike
9b39ed7b94 Use POSIX macros for wait(2)-style status information instead of the
deprecated 4.2/4.3BSD wait union.  Fix some nearby pid_t/int
confusion.
2002-06-03 23:13:11 +00:00
schweikh
aa868b9ee5 Backout recent typo "fix". I've been enlightened that it's an obsolete
and rare synonym for indomitable (from the French indomptable)

Requested by:	"Jacques A. Vidrine" <nectar@FreeBSD.org>
2002-05-31 14:36:45 +00:00
schweikh
577d08fe7c Typo: s/Indomptable/Indomitable/
MFC after:	3 weeks
2002-05-31 13:26:56 +00:00
wollman
45d5a82bf1 Add used include of <stdlib.h>, copying style bugs from adjacent lines. 2002-05-30 21:28:58 +00:00
wollman
1116ad074f Fix preprocessor directive syntax (text after #endif). 2002-05-30 21:04:11 +00:00
alfred
a1f5896126 Make almost WARNS=5 compliant:
ANSI'fy function declarations.
Constify some globals and function paramters.
Remove unsused arguments.
Fix (rename) shadowed variables.
2002-05-28 21:41:02 +00:00
alfred
4b5c89df31 Comment out comments after #endif directives 2002-05-28 21:06:03 +00:00
alfred
1ee311b26d Assume __STDC__, remove non-__STDC__ code.
Submitted by: keramida
2002-05-28 17:03:12 +00:00
bde
1af92dbd99 Fixed lossage of the prototype for usage() in previous commit.
Fixed higher WARNS levels while I was here (missing prototype for main(),
and missing const poisoning).
2002-05-28 12:20:15 +00:00
kris
6063437945 Quiet some format string warnings by marking prototypes with
__printflike()

MFC After:	1 week
2002-05-28 06:12:31 +00:00
des
bc5da2aaa3 Comment out extra tokens after #else and #endif. 2002-05-23 00:38:07 +00:00
peter
b7bed4f09b Do not guess what a bool is, just use it. 2002-05-21 08:34:18 +00:00
dougb
00266d9f51 Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of
the same quote.
2002-05-15 04:35:27 +00:00
alfred
00909002b6 Fix warnings by commenting out text after #else/#endif. 2002-05-11 04:40:13 +00:00
obrien
570838e70a It is not clear if "#endif FOO" is allowed by ANSI. Gcc 3.1 complains
loudly, so don't do it.
2002-05-08 20:39:10 +00:00
obrien
c9b486b0a3 It is not clear if "#endif FOO" is allowed by ANSI.
Gcc 3.1 complains loudly, so don't do it.
2002-05-08 20:37:48 +00:00
mph
2790da8d06 s/-300K/~300K/
This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature.  I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K".  Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.
2002-05-01 06:20:57 +00:00
dougb
fe94f05da8 More ispell fun 2002-04-30 10:13:42 +00:00